Bacon Vs. Star Wars Prequels

  I thought of this today and thought it was really funny. 
 Would you rather live in a world without bacon, if it meant that the Star Wars Prequels were awesome?

Dude. Bacon.

It seems you did this because you had a hunch everyone would pick something as amazing as bacon over craptastic prequels to starwars... i chose bacon btw

You imply there is a difference between the two.

Eating raw bacon is better than watching the Star War prequels.

Even if the Star Wars prequels were, somehow, in some catastrophically abstract universe, good, civilization would combust were it not for bacon.

Bacon lasts a lot longer than good star wars prequels.

Bacon of course...but I do like Star Wars...although...bacon...NO! STAR WARS!!! BACON!!! STAR WARS!!! AARRGGHH!!!! Ok I chose bacon yall.

I would prefer good Star Wars prequels.  Bacon is good and all, but I'd still have pork chops to lean back on.

Bacon FTW.

I really hate bacon, so I'd take the Star Wars prequels as they are over bacon.  I wouldn't be opposed to better prequels, though.

Bacon is the most amazing thing and the perfect sandwich filler. So bacon.

" @Interfect: But in the other world they would be AWESOME! I don't think you understand the question. They would be just as good if not better than the originals in this world without bacon. "

You know what. I would give almost anything to remove the shit stain that is the Star Wars Prequels. Nothing against bacon though.

Food makes you happy not pissed off like the prequels.

I can't eat Star Wars prequels, but I can eat bacon.  Bacon wins.

" @Landon said:

" @Interfect: But in the other world they would be AWESOME! I don't think you understand the question. They would be just as good if not better than the originals in this world without bacon. "

Being both extraneous and erroneous by definition immediately prevents the prequels from having any chance, any possibility, of being better than the originals. And I don't even like the originals that much. But the story was done and told already in several different formats, and all we needed to know was already implied or exposited in the first trilogy. "

"I can't eat Star Wars prequels, but I can eat bacon.  Bacon wins. "

" @Sir_Ragnarok said:

" @Landon said:

" @Interfect: But in the other world they would be AWESOME! I don't think you understand the question. They would be just as good if not better than the originals in this world without bacon. "

Being both extraneous and erroneous by definition immediately prevents the prequels from having any chance, any possibility, of being better than the originals. And I don't even like the originals that much. But the story was done and told already in several different formats, and all we needed to know was already implied or exposited in the first trilogy. "

You say this, but in a bacon-less world its true. Also, who says that these prequels are set in the same time frame? Maybe they are like KOTOR and take place thousands of years before the orignals just because George Lucas wanted to tell a different story. You people seem to have the idea that they are the same movies, but just good. In this bacon-less world they could be ANYTHING, its just fact that they are awesome. "

I liked the Star Wars prequels just the way they are. 
 
Ok, they could've been a little better. The first two movies, anyway. But still, I wouldn't change them for the world, so let me keep bacon, please? kthks.

" Eating raw bacon is better than watching the Star War prequels. "

Too much of either will probably give you cancer.

good star wars prequels. i don't eat bacon anyways.

I hate Star Wars. I love Bacon. Thats right, a capital B. It deserves it.

" good star wars prequels. i don't eat bacon anyways. "

I don't like bacon, and I LIKE the Star Wars prequels. 
 
 
Bam!

I'm not a huge bacon fan, and it would probably be better for me if I didn't eat any, but a cheeseburger is not complete without some good bacon. 
So bacon.

I think a steady diet of Star Wars prequels would kill me faster than one of bacon. 

The smell of bacon makes me violently ill. Despite that, its still preferable to the Star Wars prequels.

You know....bacon doesn't have hands..

You drive a hard bargain still sir. Do I still get to watch the commercials that Spike TV runs?

Ugh, bacon sucks anyway. SW prequels all the way.

" Dude. Bacon. "