Best religion for a girl?

Since some religions allow or don't allow certain things of girls which one have you noticed for a girl to be that you want to date?

This bot is smarter than me, I swear.

STOP, PLEASE.

@Daiphyer said:

This bot is smarter than me, I swear.

He passed the turing test! We're all obsolete!

Come back to Giant Bomb after a long while, first thing I see is this. Aw yeah.

Gaming?

Stop.

Festivus

Please stop.

How is this bot still posting? You can't even view it's profile. And what's the motive with all these weird threads that aren't even trying to get me to click on something?

Been a lot of spam the past 2 days. Either that or it's because I've been on the past 2 days more than usual.

I want her to follow Shoeism, in Brad we trust.

I'm allowed to eat pork and drink Bacardi 151 under Shoeism, and The Mighty Brad doesn't care if I do the sex before I get married in the church of Brad.

For He has (virtually) die(d) (multiple times) for our sins, therefore he is true. The only drawback to Shoeism is that He doesn't want us to yell, for some reason.

@Underachiever007 said:

Come back to Giant Bomb after a long while, first thing I see is this. Aw yeah.

I bet you missed us!

satanic suicide cult so you can KILL YOURSELF.

What exactly is this bot accomplishing, anyway? It's not advertising anything.

What exactly is this bot accomplishing, anyway? It's not advertising anything.

Scientology. They treat female followers great.

@FluxWaveZ said:

Gaming?

That would mean she's reading Ctrl+Alt+Del non-ironically, so fuck that noise.

Islam.

I'm not even 100% sure this is a bot, but this thread is obviously going nowhere. If there is a real person behind these threads, I suggest you might want to slow down on creating new threads and when you do create one, try and add a little more meat to it.