Best Vampire Ninja Pirate Werewolf combination?

Vampire Pirates are clearly better than the rest, especially Pirate Vampires.
 
Dudes who steal Dracula's coffin while at sea are fucking hard core. Not like those pussies who invade ships and drink the inhabiting crew's blood.
 
Also you can just call them Vampirates and cut back on the syllables. But not to their faces.

Ninja vampires ftw, i mean Ninja who can fly...
hmm, ninja werewolf sdes kinda cool to, imagine a stealthy werewolf, awesome
 
but dude, where are the cowboys? a cowboy vampire

They all sound awful.

Vampire ninjas sound horrifying. 

Werewolf Ninja kills ALL

Ninja Werewolves. Vampires can't go out in daylight, and pirates are drunks who aren't really effective on land. Ninja Werewolves would be badasses all the time, and extra badass when there's a full moon.

Dude, Vampire Ninjas.

Where is Ninja Pirate?

Thousands of times more hardcore than pirates with their choreographed musical dances.

" Ninja vampires ftw, i mean Ninja who can fly... hmm, ninja werewolf sdes kinda cool to, imagine a stealthy werewolf, awesome  but dude, where are the cowboys? a cowboy vampire "

Pirate Werewolves...the original scurvy dawgs of the sea.   Also, the natural enemy of the Ninja Vampire.

i thought ninja killed at night mostly anyway so, vampire ninjas would make sense!  but a cowboy vampire ninja would be THE best combination!

omg, all of these mashups are hard to process all at once.  they're all so awesome!

I say werewolf pirates. Who doesn't want to see an anthropomorphic wolf with a peg leg?