Best Vampire Ninja Pirate Werewolf combination?

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#1  Edited By MrKlorox
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#2  Edited By MrKlorox

Vampire Pirates are clearly better than the rest, especially Pirate Vampires.
 
Dudes who steal Dracula's coffin while at sea are fucking hard core. Not like those pussies who invade ships and drink the inhabiting crew's blood.
 
Also you can just call them Vampirates and cut back on the syllables. But not to their faces.

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#3  Edited By tomte

Ninja vampires ftw, i mean Ninja who can fly...
hmm, ninja werewolf sdes kinda cool to, imagine a stealthy werewolf, awesome
 
but dude, where are the cowboys? a cowboy vampire

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#4  Edited By MrKlorox
@tomte: Yes I should have added a cowboy and indian option to each. But these 8 choices were confusing enough.
 
Also what you describe is a Vampire Ninja. A Ninja Vampire is a Vampire with slick Ninjitsu skills and maybe a katana. Unlike a dude with maybe a katana and slick Ninjitsu skills who happens to be a Vampire. Totally different.
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#5  Edited By SeriouslyNow

They all sound awful.

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#6  Edited By WingsOfFire

ninja pirate werewolf = Dog the bounty hunter
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#7  Edited By DanielJW

Vampire ninjas sound horrifying. 

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#8  Edited By Alphonzo

Werewolf Ninja kills ALL

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#9  Edited By Yelix

Ninja Werewolves. Vampires can't go out in daylight, and pirates are drunks who aren't really effective on land. Ninja Werewolves would be badasses all the time, and extra badass when there's a full moon.

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#10  Edited By natetodamax

Dude, Vampire Ninjas.

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#11  Edited By tomte
@MrKlorox: i see... as long as it have a katana and can turn into a bat i'm happy.
 
also, this thread kinda reminded me of this awesome t-shirt 
http://typetees.threadless.com/product/493/Ninjas_and_pirates_agree_cowboys_suck
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#12  Edited By MrKlorox
@tomte: Vampires agree with this only because one of Dracula's nemesis was a cowboy. John Morris.
 
I can't understand why pirates would though.
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#13  Edited By tomte
@MrKlorox: probably because  they think cowboys are lame, i mean, cowboys uses guns, while pirates have cannons.
also, cowboys are kinda gay. i mean tight leather pants and riding all day...
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#14  Edited By MrKlorox
@tomte: What? Morris had a whip and lasso. No gun. Thousands of times more hardcore than pirates with their choreographed musical dances.
 
And gay compared to pirates living on the same ship with no women for months on end before "docking"? Also are you aware of what the term "docking" means in gay-speak? Think sword fighting... which pirates also do... with Ninjas.
 
Jeez... one movie and all cowboys are gay now.
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#15  Edited By Snail

Where is Ninja Pirate?

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#17  Edited By tomte
@MrKlorox said:
Thousands of times more hardcore than pirates with their choreographed musical dances.
aha, so why did you put in pirates instead of cowboys?
 
hmm, i didn't even think about Brokeback mountain so it had nothing to do with that, also pirates usually had a whore or two on the ship.  but yeah i agree, pirates are more gay the cowboys, a bunch of well trained, sweaty guys sleeping in the same room and sometimes even in the same bed...
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#18  Edited By MrKlorox
@tomte: I hadn't thought of it until it was brought up. Now I've seriously derailed this super important thread.
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#19  Edited By Yummylee

Vampire Ninjas, such a natural combination.
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@tomte said:
" Ninja vampires ftw, i mean Ninja who can fly... hmm, ninja werewolf sdes kinda cool to, imagine a stealthy werewolf, awesome  but dude, where are the cowboys? a cowboy vampire "
Brokeback sparkling mountain! 
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#21  Edited By penguindust

Pirate Werewolves...the original scurvy dawgs of the sea.   Also, the natural enemy of the Ninja Vampire.

 
 "Arrrr--oooo"
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#22  Edited By LiquidElite

i thought ninja killed at night mostly anyway so, vampire ninjas would make sense!  but a cowboy vampire ninja would be THE best combination!

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#23  Edited By jinxman

omg, all of these mashups are hard to process all at once.  they're all so awesome!

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#24  Edited By CharleyTony

redo the same poll with those categories plus cowboy, cyborg, dinosaur & ghost... (hopefully having triple choices) 
 
I said ninja vamp 
withthis one you got immortality, stealth, human form, shapeshifting, super strenght and getting twilight chicks
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#25  Edited By buzz_clik

I say werewolf pirates. Who doesn't want to see an anthropomorphic wolf with a peg leg?