Best...Alarm...Clock..Ever

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#1  Edited By 1oneWON
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WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.

HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.

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#2  Edited By fr0br0

A slice of bacon a day keeps the doctor away...

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#3  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

oh god it's watching me sleep D:

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#4  Edited By TheWeirdPeanut

Ohh, I wouldn't mind having one of those :D

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#5  Edited By stAtic

I lol'd.

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#6  Edited By Shocker

lol

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#7  Edited By semicolon1twlev2

It's beautiful.

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#8  Edited By RedSox8933

have you seen the pip boy fallout 3 alarm clock?

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#9  Edited By 1oneWON
RedSox8933 said:
"have you seen the pip boy fallout 3 alarm clock?"
Does it serve piping hot bacon?
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#10  Edited By Carmel_Chewy

This sounds good to me.

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#11  Edited By Mrnitropb

That sounds like it would kill you in your sleep.

On top of the creepiness of a mechanical pig serving you pig meat.

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#12  Edited By PaperPlain

Alot better than a normal one.

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#13  Edited By Strife88

I lol'd.

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#14  Edited By OGCartman

Thats halariousuly awesome!!

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#15  Edited By BlackSuitAndTie9

This should help Michael Scott, he likes to wake up the smell of crackling bacon. He can finally ditch that Foreman Grill!

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#16  Edited By Aarny91

Amazing :P

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#17  Edited By WSGRandomPerson

I want that clock...

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#18  Edited By TwoOneFive

that would definitely make me go crazy eventually. imagine after days, or even months of using that thing. then you go away on vacation or somewhere not home, and you absolutely cannot wake up with out the bacon, or you go crazy trying to get bacon the second you wake up?!?! you turn into that dog on the begginstrips commercial!!!

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#19  Edited By TwoOneFive
THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!
THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!
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Nice, i want one now.

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#21  Edited By Oriental_Jams

Want. Want very much.

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#22  Edited By brukaoru

Very cute alarm clock.

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#23  Edited By c1337us

HA HA HA thats awesome!!

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#24  Edited By Karmum

I need this alarm clock but, I would probably break it to try and find the bacon. :(

Or my dog would. >_<

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#25  Edited By ArmoredCore55

Wow, is that real?

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#26  Edited By turboman

Now I don't have to use my George Foreman grill anymore

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#28  Edited By sdodd02

amazing. :D

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#29  Edited By Colonel_Cool

I WANT ONE.

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I'd stick like...3 slices....and an egg in..the night before...

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#31  Edited By nubsway

The best one for me would be one that would not ring.

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#32  Edited By TimeWaffle

i wants one

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#33  Edited By Batman

And that is exactly what I need to get me up in the morning.  Tempt me with food.

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#34  Edited By Homer

I WANT TEN!

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when did this idea come out??????.......... I thought of this last year and told all my friends about in college.... it was for a project "an alarm clock that wakes you through scent cuz the country is obese"....... NO MY FUTURE!!!!!