Boston-area college bans sex with roommate around

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#1  Edited By LeoMinor
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#2  Edited By Brunchies

Yeah, that would be pretty awkward. 

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#3  Edited By Video_Game_King

I'm guessing the people complaining about this were the ones who never got laid anyway :P.

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#4  Edited By jeffgoldblum

What if you are having sex with your roommate?

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#5  Edited By AgentJ
@JeffGoldblum said:
" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "
Prepare to be expelled, you exhibitionist!
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#6  Edited By LeoMinor
@JeffGoldblum said:
" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "
You just blew my mind.
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#7  Edited By Akeldama
@JeffGoldblum said:
" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "
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#8  Edited By DanielJW

You're all prudes. Ask the room mate if they want to join in. Ride the Tricycle, if you will.

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#9  Edited By xyzygy

Haha... I'm thinking this is how this started: A student who had a roomate that had a lot of sex with their friends was getting annoyed because he either couldn't sleep or was jealous or felt awkward. So he went up to the dean to find out that this is common. LOL. So it became a ban! 
 
@JeffGoldblum said:

" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "

I imagine that sex between roommates happens fairly often in university. I mean, if you're bored and your roomate is there and they sleep there in the same room with you all the time, why not? It's just human nature. Of course it would be secret and between themselves. The only reason I say this is because I knew two groups, so 4 guys, who did this. 3 of them are straight. It wasn't at the same time, the two groups of roomates don't even know each other. And these were just guys that I knew! If me, one person, knew 2 groups of roommates that did this, there is most likely a lot more within the whole student population. Who knows what happens behind closed doors huh? :P 
 
Oh yeah, I knew you were joking by the way but I just wanted to share that experience with you all :D
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#10  Edited By ninjakiller
@DanielJW said:
" You're all prudes. Ask the room mate if they want to join in. Ride the Tricycle, if you will. "
Yeah, totally all prudes.  Shit, I used to let best friend use my car to fuck his gf, in the back seat, sometimes while I was driving the damn car.  Or course I insisted that a blanket was put down.
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#11  Edited By masternater27
@ninjakiller said:
" @DanielJW said:
" You're all prudes. Ask the room mate if they want to join in. Ride the Tricycle, if you will. "
Yeah, totally all prudes.  Shit, I used to let best friend use my car to fuck his gf, in the back seat, sometimes while I was driving the damn car.  Or course I insisted that a blanket was put down. "
You're a damn good friend.
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#12  Edited By Dalai
@DanielJW: Tricycles are fun, but... yeah. 

The more the merrier. 
The more the merrier. 
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#13  Edited By LiquidPrince

That would be wierd...

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So thats how they spend there time developing solutions for colleges.

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#15  Edited By MrSnow
@xyzygy said:
I imagine that sex between roommates happens fairly often in university. I mean, if you're bored and your roomate is there and they sleep there in the same room with you all the time, why not? It's just human nature. Of course it would be secret and between themselves. The only reason I say this is because I knew two groups, so 4 guys, who did this. 3 of them are straight. It wasn't at the same time, the two groups of roomates don't even know each other. And these were just guys that I knew! If me, one person, knew 2 groups of roommates that did this, there is most likely a lot more within the whole student population. Who knows what happens behind closed doors huh? :P  Oh yeah, I knew you were joking by the way but I just wanted to share that experience with you all :D "

Wait gay sex ? Ohh.......... my god they cant be straight...........Uwwwweee my imagination is running wild, bold imagination!
You dont want to know what i was thinking.
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#16  Edited By Gizmo
@MrSnow said:
" @xyzygy said:
I imagine that sex between roommates happens fairly often in university. I mean, if you're bored and your roomate is there and they sleep there in the same room with you all the time, why not? It's just human nature. Of course it would be secret and between themselves. The only reason I say this is because I knew two groups, so 4 guys, who did this. 3 of them are straight. It wasn't at the same time, the two groups of roomates don't even know each other. And these were just guys that I knew! If me, one person, knew 2 groups of roommates that did this, there is most likely a lot more within the whole student population. Who knows what happens behind closed doors huh? :P  Oh yeah, I knew you were joking by the way but I just wanted to share that experience with you all :D "

Wait gay sex ? Ohh.......... my god they cant be straight...........Uwwwweee my imagination is running wild, bold imagination! You dont want to know what i was thinking. "

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You have to admire the confidence some students have to fuck in front of other people. I'd never be able to do that.

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#18  Edited By beargirl1
@Akeldama said:
" @JeffGoldblum said:
" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "
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#19  Edited By natetodamax
@JeffGoldblum said:
" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "
As long as you do them from behind, you technically aren't in front of them.
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#20  Edited By MrSnow
@Gizmo: Lol funney pic. You sould add it to the topic about piccs for use in the forums.
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#21  Edited By KaosAngel

FUCK!  Some of my best memories were of bringing home a girl after drinking at night to make my jealous roommate listen in.  Good thing I don't live in Boston!

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#22  Edited By FlipperDesert
@JeffGoldblum said:
" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "
You buy some blindfolds. Then, at least if you're caught you can use "I didn't know it was them!" as your defence.
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#23  Edited By jakob187

Here's the easier solution:  your roommate needs to GTFO!!! 
 
And if he won't GTFO, tell him you're going to rub your dick on his shoulder and jizz in his hair.  That'll get him moving REAL fucking quick.  If it doesn't...then you'll need to resort to second degree murder.

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#24  Edited By Red12b
@Gizmo said:
" @MrSnow said:
" @xyzygy said:
I imagine that sex between roommates happens fairly often in university. I mean, if you're bored and your roomate is there and they sleep there in the same room with you all the time, why not? It's just human nature. Of course it would be secret and between themselves. The only reason I say this is because I knew two groups, so 4 guys, who did this. 3 of them are straight. It wasn't at the same time, the two groups of roomates don't even know each other. And these were just guys that I knew! If me, one person, knew 2 groups of roommates that did this, there is most likely a lot more within the whole student population. Who knows what happens behind closed doors huh? :P  Oh yeah, I knew you were joking by the way but I just wanted to share that experience with you all :D "

Wait gay sex ? Ohh.......... my god they cant be straight...........Uwwwweee my imagination is running wild, bold imagination! You dont want to know what i was thinking. "

 
 
"

I just busted out laughing, thank you now the whole room thinks I am mad. 
 
Made my day.
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#25  Edited By kmdrkul

In some cities in Colombia, when a virgin is having consensual sex with her partner for the first time ever, her mother must be in the room to watch.

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#26  Edited By Red12b
@kmdrkul:
what!  
performance anxiety must be pretty high in some cities of colombia.
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#27  Edited By iam3green
@JeffGoldblum said:
" What if you are having sex with your roommate? "
lol that's what i was going to say!!! >:( 
 
anyway i guess it is good. i remember watching a true life and the person's roommate had a boyfriend always over so she would go to the library when the roommate was having sex. i just said that must suck to want to staying in the room but roommate is having sucks with a friend.
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#28  Edited By laticsfan

Bloody uptight Americans! j/k.

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#29  Edited By sjschmidt93

What the hell, some laws (rule in this case) that get passed are just retarded.

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#30  Edited By ryanwho

This isn't the Onion article I was expecting.

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#31  Edited By kmdrkul
@Red12b said:
" @kmdrkul: what!  performance anxiety must be pretty high in some cities of colombia. "
Yeah, its a strange culture.  I also read into it and found that centuries ago the English would hang up the bloody blanket on their balconies to signify that their daughters weren't virgins anymore. 
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#32  Edited By TheHBK

I went to school in Cambridge and man, those Tufts kids were fucking morons.  Good rule, but really says a lot about those dumbasses that a rule like that has to be made.
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#33  Edited By zombie2011
@Brunchies said:
" Yeah, that would be pretty awkward.  "
Not really, i had sex with my GF when my roommate was passed out in his bed, and his 3 friends were passed out on my floor. At least we thought they were passed out, the next day one of the girls on the floor said that they heard me and my girl going at it.