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#1  Edited By GalvanizedNails

My girlfriends getting braces really soon and I have them too. Shes scared they might lock whenever we kiss but I've heard that braces locking is only like a urban myth. Has anyone ever actually had their braces lock while kissing or is this only something you see in the movies?

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#2  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

Touching shoulders is probably a safer bet.

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#3  Edited By fr0br0

If they lock then she's prego.

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#4  Edited By Gizmo

My mouth always hurt like hell with the braces on, so glad those days are behind me...

DO NOT ASK HER FOR A BLOWJOB.

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#5  Edited By IVIorpheus

Seems like something that would be amusing to Google....

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#6  Edited By Scooper

If you join at your braces then you must both write your name on a piece of paper and fold it 5 times and burn it under a fool moon or 1 of you will die. Send this message to 5 other people before midnight or you'll see a ghost of a crying baby.

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#7  Edited By RetroIce4
Gizmo said:
My mouth always hurt like hell with the braces on, so glad those days are behind me...DO NOT ASK HER ... [more]
You won't be able to have any blowjobs anymore if that happened with braces... Aghhh! The thought.
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#8  Edited By Fallen189
Scooper said:
If you join at your braces then you must both write your name on a piece of paper and fold ... [more]
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#9  Edited By ZaammK

This actually happens. It's how I lost all of my teeth when I was fifteen years old. Well, it's part of how I lost them all.

I don't really want to talk about it.

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#10  Edited By GalvanizedNails

somehow i knew i would get nothing but bj jokes if i posted this.....

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#11  Edited By artofwar420
Gizmo said:
My mouth always hurt like hell with the braces on, so glad those days are behind me...DO NOT ASK HER ... [more]
OH god no, I can picture the carnage afterwards. *Shivers*
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#12  Edited By Gizmo
ZaammK said:
This actually happens. It's how I lost all of my teeth when I was fifteen years old. Well, it's part ... [more]
I went to the liberty of updating your avatar to match.


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#13  Edited By Fallen189

I heard somewhere that if they touch, it makes a noise that attracts aliens. Then you have to do it again to make shortwave radio and blow their heads up with old timey music.

Essentially, if you touch braces, you will cause MARS ATTACKS!