Bret Favre a High School Football Coach

Parents hide your daughters!

i hate bret favre. i hope he gets hit by a bus, fuck that guy

Brett Favre is going to teach kids what? Throw it harder? Fucking Brett Favre has the worst decision making process of any QB I've ever seen. His solution to every situation is to just throw the ball harder. Hes just a freak of nature who can gun the ball 70 yards to the left side of the field while running to his right. As soon as things turn pear-shaped his answer is just "you run down there, I'll throw it at the moon and then you catch it" "Brett you're throwing it into triple coverage" "Whatever I'm Brett Favre, watch me win this game by mys- oh shit". I don't think there's a quarterback in history who can compete for season-ending playoff interceptions.

The play book with have backgrounds of wierd looking mushrooms.

@Brodehouse said:

Brett Favre is going to teach kids what? Throw it harder? Fucking Brett Favre has the worst decision making process of any QB I've ever seen. His solution to every situation is to just throw the ball harder. Hes just a freak of nature who can gun the ball 70 yards to the left side of the field while running to his right. As soon as things turn pear-shaped his answer is just "you run down there, I'll throw it at the moon and then you catch it" "Brett you're throwing it into triple coverage" "Whatever I'm Brett Favre, watch me win this game by mys- oh shit". I don't think there's a quarterback in history who can compete for season-ending playoff interceptions.

Yeah, but it looks cool. Style points > wins

@Clonedzero said:

i hate bret favre. i hope he gets hit by a bus, fuck that guy

A bit fucking much unless you're a Bears fan.

It was just announced that Bret Favre has retired from HS football coaching.

It was just announced that Bret Favre has just unretired from HS football coaching.

This is a pretty good idea for a reality TV show. I'd watch it and I don't normally like reality TV, but if it was done like HBO's Hard Knocks, that'd be something to see.

Also I want to see Charles Barkley coach middle school basketball.

This is the best.

@FiestaUnicorn said:

It was just announced that Bret Favre has just unretired from HS football coaching.

Mortenson is reporting that Favre is entertaining the idea of going to a nearby rival to "stick it to" the old team. More to come after his next bowel movement.

Imagine how little the coaching would be about the athletes and how much of it would be about himself.

@PenguinDust said:

This is a pretty good idea for a reality TV show. I'd watch it and I don't normally like reality TV, but if it was done like HBO's Hard Knocks, that'd be something to see.

Also I want to see Charles Barkley coach middle school basketball.

I want to see Charles Barkley coach recreational basketball for girls ages 7 and under.

@doosmacleod said:

@FiestaUnicorn said:

It was just announced that Bret Favre has just unretired from HS football coaching.

Mortenson is reporting that Favre is entertaining the idea of going to a nearby rival to "stick it to" the old team. More to come after his next bowel movement.

We've just planned the next 3 months worth of Sportscenter. Let's send in our resumes.

I hope he doesn't text pictures of his penis to the high school paper staff.

Well good luck with that, snoop dogg is already a football coach.

@doosmacleod said:

@FiestaUnicorn said:

It was just announced that Bret Favre has just unretired from HS football coaching.

Mortenson is reporting that Favre is entertaining the idea of going to a nearby rival to "stick it to" the old team. More to come after his next bowel movement.

after an hour long shower bret looked into himself and realized he wanted to manage a little league team

i saw his ding dong on the internets

@SarjuTheRapper said:

@doosmacleod said:

@FiestaUnicorn said:

It was just announced that Bret Favre has just unretired from HS football coaching.

Mortenson is reporting that Favre is entertaining the idea of going to a nearby rival to "stick it to" the old team. More to come after his next bowel movement.

after an hour long shower bret looked into himself and realized he wanted to manage a little league team

Bret has taken another hour long shower and realized he wants to play quarterback for the little league baseball team.

I like Brett Favre.

@ShadowConqueror said:

I like Brett Favre.

Cool! good to hear some positivity

Fuck him and his phonetically disastrous name.

How long until he is sexting cheerleeders?

@FiestaUnicorn said:

Bret has taken another hour long shower and realized he wants to play quarterback for the little league baseball team.

Alright. I lost it at that one. Well done, sir.