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#1  Edited By SpartyOn

Ok dilemma here. If a friend has the opportunity to hook up with a girl he's been trying to hook up with for a long time, but it depends on you hooking up with her friend, would you be obligated to do it? For some context you do not know the friend on a personal level, but saw enough pictures of her to know that she is unattractive (shallow I know, but it can't be helped).

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#2  Edited By MikkaQ

Depends how good of a friend we're talking here. But he better expect to be your wingman next time around.

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#3  Edited By big_jon

Don't go on a game site for girl advice? What is wrong with you?

Also, people who say bro should be punched in the back of the head. IMO

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#4  Edited By Death_Unicorn

@big_jon said:

Don't go on a game site for girl advice? What is wrong with you?

FUCK ALL THE THINGS!!!!

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#5  Edited By Hailinel

In before *Giant Bomb Dating Advice Hotline.jpg*

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#6  Edited By Toxin066

Are you talking about nailing a fat chick so your buddy can get with a girl he's been hunting? You are bound by the code to fall on that grenade.

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#7  Edited By big_jon

@Death_Unicorn said:

@big_jon said:

Don't go on a game site for girl advice? What is wrong with you?

FUCK ALL THE THINGS!!!!

this

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#8  Edited By ThunderSlash

It's been ten minutes... Where is that picture!?

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#9  Edited By Aetheldod

@big_jon: Wut? Havent you seen the ad? Giant bomb is da place...

@SpartyOn: Man up duder and go out ... it doesnt mean that it has to go beyond a date

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#10  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

Why would you have to go out with her friend?

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#11  Edited By smallmanoncampus

I hate the fucking "Bro Code" and everything it represents

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#13  Edited By ShadowConqueror

Man up!

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#14  Edited By RsistncE

True bros don't even need to ask this question. The answer is that obvious.

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#15  Edited By Hot_Karl

@NekuSakuraba said:

DAMN IT NEKU

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#16  Edited By Flappy

@NekuSakuraba: Took you long enough!

@SpartyOn: I wouldn't do it, but that's just me. I'm all for helping out friends, but hooking up with a girl for a reason like that is just gonna lead to headaches in the long run. Eff dat.

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#17  Edited By OmegaChosen

If you're willing to use the term "bro code" in a non-joking manner, you are obligated to live by it. That's the law.

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#18  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

@big_jon said:

Also, people who say bro should be punched in the back of the head. IMO

Oh come on bro, don't be like that.

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#19  Edited By Pinworm45

@NekuSakuraba said:

What the fuck took this so long?

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#20  Edited By JasonR86

@SpartyOn said:

Ok dilemma here. If a friend has the opportunity to hook up with a girl he's been trying to hook up with for a long time, but it depends on you hooking up with her friend, would you be obligated to do it? For some context you do not know the friend on a personal level, but saw enough pictures of her to know that she is unattractive (shallow I know, but it can't be helped).

This whole situation sounds fucking dumb as hell.

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#21  Edited By big_jon

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

@big_jon said:

Also, people who say bro should be punched in the back of the head. IMO

Oh come on bro, don't be like that.

You should duck.

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#22  Edited By NTM

How old are you?

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#23  Edited By SpartyOn

@big_jon said:

Don't go on a game site for girl advice? What is wrong with you?

Also, people who say bro should be punched in the back of the head. IMO

More like advice on what a bro should do in regards to another bro, bro. Jokingly asking that kind of a question on a forum populated largely by dudes makes a lot of sense actually bro.

Sarcastic reply aside bro, this entire post was basically a joke for me and my bro to see what people would say about the situation

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#24  Edited By Adoodle

So basically you have a small penis

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#25  Edited By jkuc316

@Toxin066 said:

Are you talking about nailing a fat chick so your buddy can get with a girl he's been hunting? You are bound by the code to fall on that grenade.

This man is right! And any woman reading this, this is not real, we just made this code up!

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#26  Edited By Pezen

Take one for the team, bro.

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#27  Edited By jkuc316

@Adoodle said:

So basically you have a small penis

First post is to insult someone?!That's a dick move.

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@jkuc316 said:

@Adoodle said:

So basically you have a small penis

First post is to insult someone?!That's a dick move.

Dick move! I see what you did there!

...bro.

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#29  Edited By zeforgotten

Bro code? 
 
So it's not Hoes(or Hos.. or Horse?) before bros? 
Wait, woah woah woah!!! what?! It's the other way around?! .. Damn, life is gonna be so boring from now on. 

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#31  Edited By huntad

I don't even...this sounds like a terrible idea.

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@NekuSakuraba said:

FUCK I WAS GONNA BE THE ONE THIS TIME

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#33  Edited By NekuSakuraba

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

@NekuSakuraba said:

FUCK I WAS GONNA BE THE ONE THIS TIME

One day my friend, one day...

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#35  Edited By vaiz

@SpartyOn said:

Ok dilemma here. If a friend has the opportunity to hook up with a girl he's been trying to hook up with for a long time, but it depends on you hooking up with her friend, would you be obligated to do it? For some context you do not know the friend on a personal level, but saw enough pictures of her to know that she is unattractive (shallow I know, but it can't be helped).

This is what we know as the 'friend grenade'. If you are, truly, a bro, you are obligated to jump on the friend grenade for your bro. Trust me, I sympatize. I have jumped on the friend grenade before, as has my bro for me.

Correlated; if you can somehow catch the friend grenade and toss it away (In other words, your bro still gets to hook up with his object of desire, but you manage to avoid having to hook up with the grenade), it is not only acceptable, but encouraged.

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#36  Edited By swoxx

@big_jon said:

Don't go on a game site for girl advice? What is wrong with you?

Also, people who say bro should be punched in the back of the head. IMO

Agreed, bro.

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#37  Edited By Morrow

I hate the fucking "Bro Code" and everything it represents

This.

This whole situation sounds fucking dumb as hell.

And this.

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#38  Edited By vaiz

Y'all just sound bitter 'cause you don't have any bros.

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#39  Edited By Sooty
@smallmanoncampus said:

I hate the fucking "Bro Code" and everything it represents

At least it's not as annoying as the whole "LAD" thing in England. I hate that fucking word.
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#40  Edited By GoodKn1ght

If it depends on you hooking up with her friend, it seems like this girl doesn't really want to give your friend the time of day anyway however the situation may be different. Maybe the unattractive girl is suicidal and the girl your friend is trying to hook up with can't leave her side at any point even though she desperately wants to go out with your "bro". In which case, yeah do it.

Or maybe she isn't that into him because he says bro and thinks the bro code is a cool thing.

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#41  Edited By I_smell

@JasonR86 said:

@SpartyOn said:

Ok dilemma here. If a friend has the opportunity to hook up with a girl he's been trying to hook up with for a long time, but it depends on you hooking up with her friend, would you be obligated to do it? For some context you do not know the friend on a personal level, but saw enough pictures of her to know that she is unattractive (shallow I know, but it can't be helped).

This whole situation sounds fucking dumb as hell.

Yeah, tell your friend to stop being weird. Then tell yourself to stop being an idiot.

I'm pretty sure this situation only actually happens in sitcoms and cartoons.

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#42  Edited By ZenaxPure
@punkxblaze said:

Y'all just sound bitter 'cause you don't have any bros.

Not having any bros sounds like a sad life devoid of terrible jokes. I feel bad for those people.
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Who's saying that friend has any interest in you, perhaps she saw enough pictures of you to think the same...
 
And then they both missed the love of their life...ha!

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#44  Edited By Hot_Karl

@I_smell said:

@JasonR86 said:

@SpartyOn said:

Ok dilemma here. If a friend has the opportunity to hook up with a girl he's been trying to hook up with for a long time, but it depends on you hooking up with her friend, would you be obligated to do it? For some context you do not know the friend on a personal level, but saw enough pictures of her to know that she is unattractive (shallow I know, but it can't be helped).

This whole situation sounds fucking dumb as hell.

Yeah, tell your friend to stop being weird. Then tell yourself to stop being an idiot.

I'm pretty sure this situation only actually happens in sitcoms and cartoons.

It's not somehow unfathomable that a girl won't go home with a guy and leave her other friend behind without some company. That's what wingmen are for.

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#45  Edited By GiantBomber

I like turtles

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#46  Edited By cookiemonster

@Sooty said:

@smallmanoncampus said:

I hate the fucking "Bro Code" and everything it represents

At least it's not as annoying as the whole "LAD" thing in England. I hate that fucking word.

Agreed, particularly 'Rugby Lads'.

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#47  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

Take one for the team. At least hang out with her, if you have to go farther, well, you're gonna have to figure that one out on your own.

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Jump that grenade for your bro, ya pussy!

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#49  Edited By HaltIamReptar

You had me at bro

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#50  Edited By imsh_pl

Tell the girl your friend likes "Hey, my pal thinks you're kinda cute".