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I'm going to make this brief. These are movies that I've seen this week that you guys should probably go out and see. Most of these are on NetFlix Instant Streaming.
 
1. Let the Right One In (2008 Sweden): A masterpiece that is definitely up there as one of the greatest love films ever made. This film, along with Brokeback Mountain, proves that the modern love-film isn't a lost cause; when done well, it's powerful to see, especially the relationship between Oskar and Eli the Vampire in 'Let the Right One In'. Of any movie on this list, this is the one that you HAVE to see. Bruce's Score: 10/10 
 
2. L.I.E. (2001): Who knew that a relationship between a pederast named Big John, (Brian Cox) and a young boy named Howie Blitzer, (Paul Dano) could be so touching? With an amazing performance by Cox, and a strong debut from Dano, who would later star in 'There Will Be Blood', the film is a true showcasing of originality, albeit with some rough subject matter. It's an interesting Indie drama that transcends a simple art-house label. Bruce's Score: 9/10 
 
3. Modify (2005): This Documentary covers body modifcation, and some of its history, but more so the focus is placed on the people and their reasoning behind their various modifications. It's VERY graphic, depicting everything from plastic surgeries, a sex change operation, to a man giving himself a genital piercing ON CAMERA. Casual Tattoo enthusiasts such as myself, well, there really isn't any reason to see this film, although it is well made. Bruce's Score: 7/10 
 
4. Evil (2003 Sweden): Another Swedish movie, YAY! This film was actually nominated for Best Foreign Picture in 2003; it should have won. The film is basically Bully the game, on film. Erik is a fighter, with an abusive step-father. His mother chooses to send him to a boarding school so that he can have one last chance at getting into a decent college. At the boarding school, Erik befriends Pierre, and tries to rebel against the unfair treatment by the school's 'upper-class' students, who rule the school, even to the extent of forcing students into 2-1 fights in a 'ring' if they disobey them. I really enjoyed this movie. Bruce's Score: 9.5/10 
 
5. 500 Days of Summer (2009): Zooey DeChanel reminded me of my ex-girlfriend and can fuck off for doing so. But yeah...........it's a great movie, I guess >_> Seriously, both of my friends noticed my pissed-off-ness while watching the last hour of this film. Bruce's Score: 9/10 
 
6. Bible Camp (2006): A disturbing documentary that shows children being brainwashed into metaphorical foot-soldiers by conservative christians at a chuch-camp. The images are fairly hard to watch, especially the cute and innocent, freckled ten year-old girl who believes that the harder she prays, the more her dead father will be able to hear her. I didn't gain a whole lot out of watching this. Bruce's Score: 5/10 (EDIT: Saw this one last month actually, sorry for the confusion.)
 
7. Inglorious Basterds (2009): I saw this one today, it was alright, but here's my problem: BRAD PITT'S CHARACTER IS COMPLETELY OUT OF PLACE AND FAILS -- with the exception of one scene, which is hilarious -- TO PROVIDE THE COMIC RELIEF THAT HIS CHARACTER WAS WRITTEN FOR. Seriously, Basterds could have been a completely serious movie, but the absurd nature of the Basterds themselves lent it to some awkward moments of parody that were not needed. Christoph Waltz delivers a great performance, expect an Oscar Nom for him, and maybe for Tarantino's writing. Bruce's Score: 7.5/10 
 
Trailers I've Seen: 
 
- The New Scorsese Movie  
 
Much like Brad Pitt, Leo is trying too hard to do a performance with a dialect, and therefore sounds completely foolish. However, this ensemble cast is too fucking talented for this movie to not be worth seeing. 
 
- The Wolf Man, starring Benicio Del Toro 
 
Finally, this guy plays a werewolf. Looks fairly generic, the exception being the cinematography, which looks fanastic. Although, it does have Anthony Hopkins.
 
- 2012 
  
 As if it wasn't bad enough, film makers have decided that 'The Day After Tomorrow' needs a sequel that is even more horrible in its depiction of our Earth being destroyed. Seriously, there is no fucking reason for this film to be seen, unless you've been on MonsterQuest as an expert Cryptozoologist, looking for Big Foot; and if so, FUCK OFF! 
 
 
Well, that's it for this one folks. These are all movies that I've seen this week, so expect some more reviews next week. I'm not going to go in-depth similar to the music reviews, because I'm not a fan of writing about film; it always turns to hyperbole and romancing the films I love, while trashing the ones that I don't. But I can't stress this enough, PLEASE go out and watch 'Let the Right One In'.

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#1  Edited By Bruce
I'm going to make this brief. These are movies that I've seen this week that you guys should probably go out and see. Most of these are on NetFlix Instant Streaming.
 
1. Let the Right One In (2008 Sweden): A masterpiece that is definitely up there as one of the greatest love films ever made. This film, along with Brokeback Mountain, proves that the modern love-film isn't a lost cause; when done well, it's powerful to see, especially the relationship between Oskar and Eli the Vampire in 'Let the Right One In'. Of any movie on this list, this is the one that you HAVE to see. Bruce's Score: 10/10 
 
2. L.I.E. (2001): Who knew that a relationship between a pederast named Big John, (Brian Cox) and a young boy named Howie Blitzer, (Paul Dano) could be so touching? With an amazing performance by Cox, and a strong debut from Dano, who would later star in 'There Will Be Blood', the film is a true showcasing of originality, albeit with some rough subject matter. It's an interesting Indie drama that transcends a simple art-house label. Bruce's Score: 9/10 
 
3. Modify (2005): This Documentary covers body modifcation, and some of its history, but more so the focus is placed on the people and their reasoning behind their various modifications. It's VERY graphic, depicting everything from plastic surgeries, a sex change operation, to a man giving himself a genital piercing ON CAMERA. Casual Tattoo enthusiasts such as myself, well, there really isn't any reason to see this film, although it is well made. Bruce's Score: 7/10 
 
4. Evil (2003 Sweden): Another Swedish movie, YAY! This film was actually nominated for Best Foreign Picture in 2003; it should have won. The film is basically Bully the game, on film. Erik is a fighter, with an abusive step-father. His mother chooses to send him to a boarding school so that he can have one last chance at getting into a decent college. At the boarding school, Erik befriends Pierre, and tries to rebel against the unfair treatment by the school's 'upper-class' students, who rule the school, even to the extent of forcing students into 2-1 fights in a 'ring' if they disobey them. I really enjoyed this movie. Bruce's Score: 9.5/10 
 
5. 500 Days of Summer (2009): Zooey DeChanel reminded me of my ex-girlfriend and can fuck off for doing so. But yeah...........it's a great movie, I guess >_> Seriously, both of my friends noticed my pissed-off-ness while watching the last hour of this film. Bruce's Score: 9/10 
 
6. Bible Camp (2006): A disturbing documentary that shows children being brainwashed into metaphorical foot-soldiers by conservative christians at a chuch-camp. The images are fairly hard to watch, especially the cute and innocent, freckled ten year-old girl who believes that the harder she prays, the more her dead father will be able to hear her. I didn't gain a whole lot out of watching this. Bruce's Score: 5/10 (EDIT: Saw this one last month actually, sorry for the confusion.)
 
7. Inglorious Basterds (2009): I saw this one today, it was alright, but here's my problem: BRAD PITT'S CHARACTER IS COMPLETELY OUT OF PLACE AND FAILS -- with the exception of one scene, which is hilarious -- TO PROVIDE THE COMIC RELIEF THAT HIS CHARACTER WAS WRITTEN FOR. Seriously, Basterds could have been a completely serious movie, but the absurd nature of the Basterds themselves lent it to some awkward moments of parody that were not needed. Christoph Waltz delivers a great performance, expect an Oscar Nom for him, and maybe for Tarantino's writing. Bruce's Score: 7.5/10 
 
Trailers I've Seen: 
 
- The New Scorsese Movie  
 
Much like Brad Pitt, Leo is trying too hard to do a performance with a dialect, and therefore sounds completely foolish. However, this ensemble cast is too fucking talented for this movie to not be worth seeing. 
 
- The Wolf Man, starring Benicio Del Toro 
 
Finally, this guy plays a werewolf. Looks fairly generic, the exception being the cinematography, which looks fanastic. Although, it does have Anthony Hopkins.
 
- 2012 
  
 As if it wasn't bad enough, film makers have decided that 'The Day After Tomorrow' needs a sequel that is even more horrible in its depiction of our Earth being destroyed. Seriously, there is no fucking reason for this film to be seen, unless you've been on MonsterQuest as an expert Cryptozoologist, looking for Big Foot; and if so, FUCK OFF! 
 
 
Well, that's it for this one folks. These are all movies that I've seen this week, so expect some more reviews next week. I'm not going to go in-depth similar to the music reviews, because I'm not a fan of writing about film; it always turns to hyperbole and romancing the films I love, while trashing the ones that I don't. But I can't stress this enough, PLEASE go out and watch 'Let the Right One In'.

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#2  Edited By EVO
The icing on the shit cake that is 2012 is that they have the balls to release it this year and not December 21, TWENTY FUCKING TWELVE!
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#3  Edited By Keyser_Soze
@EVO said:
" The icing on the shit cake that is 2012 is that they have the balls to release it this year and not December 21, TWENTY FUCKING TWELVE! "
The world ain't ending in 2012.
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@Keyser_Soze said:
" @EVO said:
" The icing on the shit cake that is 2012 is that they have the balls to release it this year and not December 21, TWENTY FUCKING TWELVE! "
The world ain't ending in 2012. "
Swing and a miss.
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@EVO said:
" @Keyser_Soze said:
" @EVO said:
" The icing on the shit cake that is 2012 is that they have the balls to release it this year and not December 21, TWENTY FUCKING TWELVE! "
The world ain't ending in 2012. "
Swing and a miss. "
No, I got the sarcasm, but I've come across too many people who truly believe it's ending in 2012.
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#6  Edited By TwoOneFive

huh? leo was great with his accent in the departed and in blood diamond. 

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#7  Edited By chaser324  Moderator

Of the movies you reviewed, Let the Right One In is the only one I've seen, and I totally agree with your assessment. It's a truly great film.

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#8  Edited By sweep

too much Bold makes my eyes bleed.

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Unfortunately I haven't seen any of those films, but Jesus Camp has been on my "to rent" list for a while now. Should I even bother with it?

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#10  Edited By phlegms

You are right, Let the Right One in is fan-fucking-tast-amazing!

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@Everyones_A_Critic said:
" Unfortunately I haven't seen any of those films, but Jesus Camp has been on my "to rent" list for a while now. Should I even bother with it? "
Eh, depends what your capacity is for relatively disturbing things. It's a really powerful documentary, you just have to be able to handle the stuff it shows. I'd recommend it.
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@DanielJW said:
" @Everyones_A_Critic said:
" Unfortunately I haven't seen any of those films, but Jesus Camp has been on my "to rent" list for a while now. Should I even bother with it? "
Eh, depends what your capacity is for relatively disturbing things. It's a really powerful documentary, you just have to be able to handle the stuff it shows. I'd recommend it. "
Ok then, I'll give it a shot. Thanks.
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@TwoOneFive: 
 
Did you hear it in this new movie? He sounds like he's doing a bad forties gangster voice.
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@Sweep:  
 
ALL OF MY MESSAGES TO YOU WILL NOW BE IN UNDERLINED BOLD; HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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#15  Edited By TwoOneFive
@Bruce said:
" @TwoOneFive:   Did you hear it in this new movie? He sounds like he's doing a bad forties gangster voice. "
nahh. it sounded good to me. it just stands out a lot because you are not used to hearing him talk that way. once you watch the movie it will sound good. 
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#16  Edited By sweep
@Bruce said:
" @Sweep:  
 
ALL OF MY MESSAGES TO YOU WILL NOW BE IN UNDERLINED BOLD; HAHAHAHAHAHAH! "
The joke is on you, I like it when my eyes bleed.
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#17  Edited By Bruce
@Sweep: 
 
Oh, well never mind then.
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#18  Edited By teh_destroyer
@EVO said:
" @Keyser_Soze said:
" @EVO said:
" The icing on the shit cake that is 2012 is that they have the balls to release it this year and not December 21, TWENTY FUCKING TWELVE! "
The world ain't ending in 2012. "
Swing and a miss. "
funny enough, my Visa card expires in 2012  0.o .
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#19  Edited By Dr_Feelgood38

Let the Right One In is an amazing movie. I've been on this sort of foreign film buzz lately which means lots of Japanese/Korean/Spanish/etc and Let the Right One In was definitely one of the best that I've seen lately.
 
Tomorrow it's off to 9 so here's hoping that will turn out ok.

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#20  Edited By Discorsi

Yea I felt pissed off too during 500 days of summer haha.

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#21  Edited By Bruce
@Discorsi: 
 
That Reality/Expectations scene, I HAVE FUCKING BEEN THERE! 
 
:( 
 
Yeah...
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#22  Edited By themovi3nut

Isn't it Jesus Camp? rather than bible?   I remember seeing that back in 2007 on TV, Man I can't stand religious fanaticism.

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#23  Edited By Aurelito

Let the right one in was a child porno. I felt guilty after watching it.

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#24  Edited By Moeez

The best part about Jesus Camp was, there's no involvement on part of the filmmakers. There's ZERO voiceover, or as far as I can remember when it came out. Another similarly powerful but completely different docu is one on the soldiers in Iraq who went mental on innocent civilians("Battle for Haditha", by Nick Broomfield). 
 
I didn't know you were not a fan of writing about films. Should check out that Muse review, there's like zero buzz about it here in UK.