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#1  Edited By Hamst3r


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#2  Edited By Hamst3r

Nada.

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#3  Edited By Coafi

D. I've been drinking coffee since I was a teen, it probably energized me back then. Now, in my 20's it doesn't do much.

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#4  Edited By alistercat

I drink 4 litres of tea a day and it doesn't do anything.

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#5  Edited By CaLe

I don't feel anything but I still have trouble sleeping if I've had coffee too soon before bed.

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#6  Edited By face15

I answered 3, but realistically I'm more like a 2.5.

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#7  Edited By Slay3r1583

I have mixed results with caffeine. Pop doesn't do crap to me. With energy drinks there are times when I'll fall asleep an hour or two later and times when they will keep me awake for a long time.

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#8  Edited By Spoonman671

I don't drink coffee, and rarely drink soda, so I don't really know.

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#9  Edited By FluxWaveZ

The very few times I've drunk energy drinks for the sole purpose of energizing me it worked very well. Maybe it's because I practically never consume caffeine (in large doses present in things such as coffee).

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#11  Edited By Cloudenvy

I never really feel anything.

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#12  Edited By AlexanderSheen

@AlisterCat said:

I drink 4 litres of tea a day and it doesn't do anything.

I drink 2 litres a day and nothing.

Same with energy drinks. Maybe coffee is the only one that does something.

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#13  Edited By BulletproofMonk
@face15 said:

I answered 3, but realistically I'm more like a 2.5.

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#14  Edited By mosespippy

It used to wake me up in the morning when I was in high school. It doesn't anymore but I can still use it to keep me awake at night. So it is affective but the poll only refers to waking up so I will abstain from voting.

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#15  Edited By SmilingPig
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Needed to be done.

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#16  Edited By light_grenade

It's been a while since caffeine had any effect on me. Used to wake me up though.

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#17  Edited By Grissefar

Nada. Once I discovered tea, I stopped drinking coffee, besides in the morning.

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#18  Edited By wrecks

Lifeblood.

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#19  Edited By EchoEcho

Caffeine, sadly, doesn't do a whole lot for me. I honestly don't feel any different if I have a cup of coffee in the morning versus not having one. Still drink it pretty regularly, but not as a pick-me-up.

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#20  Edited By daiphyer

Caffeine makes me more sleepy.

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It makes me sleepy

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#22  Edited By laserbolts

I don't drink coffee or tea. It's funny to see how people feel they need coffee so badly.

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#23  Edited By Little_Socrates

Caffeine slightly energizes me. Sadly, one of its...other qualities is almost always functional with me.

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#24  Edited By mscupcakes

I love my tea but I have never been able to get into coffee. I've never noticed any effects so I'm voting D.

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#25  Edited By zeforgotten

Sleepy. 
A cup of coffee at night before bed or a Monster or Red Bull(Yeah ok, those last two are weak, but still) and I lie down and almost instantly fall asleep.

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#26  Edited By jimi

Small amounts like a cup of coffee really do nothing for me. Large amounts wake me up and make me more attentive but that's all.

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#27  Edited By cloneslayer

Nothing to me, but if my dad even has half a glass of Coke or the like, he won't be able to sleep all night.

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I don't drink caffeine often, but when I do, my energy level is accurately decried in the fourth option,

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#29  Edited By CaptainCody

I just like the taste of soda. Which has led to my complete immunity of caffeine.

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#30  Edited By captain_clayman

it kinda helps me wake up in the morning but not really. i just like coffee and soda and now if i don't drink it i get a headache, so...fuck.

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#31  Edited By Hizang

I really can't tell, I don't drink them that often anymore, but energy drinks don't really do anything for me. I don't like Coffee either, I also get up early each day so that all may be a factor.

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#32  Edited By Roger_Klotz

Usually drink 1-2 cups of coffee in the morning to get me energized and more focused throughout the day. Since caffeine is also a diuretic, it also makes me pee like a motherfucker.

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#33  Edited By billyhoush

A little bit of caffeine turns me into a motor mouth. Past that I have anxiety attacks or turn into a huge asshole.

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#34  Edited By Gringus

It makes me a jittery mess. I feel like a tweaker.

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#35  Edited By Flawed_System

I drink Tea occasionally. Usually don't have anything with caffeine.

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#36  Edited By Justin258

Coffee can wake me up, so I guess a large dose of it? But even that doesn't fuel me for more than an hour.

Caffeine in general, though? It prevents me from going to sleep but doesn't actually wake me up more. Effects of having drunk it a lot since childhood.

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#37  Edited By StarvingGamer

I used to drink caffeine all the fucking time but was getting sick of the headaches so one day I said fukkit and quit cold turkey.

Now I can barely handle any caffeine. On the rare occasions when I absolutely HAVE to drink coffee in order to stay awake for some work or while driving, I end up in this really crazy head-space of paranoia. Like I start worrying that I'm going to fall into the sky or spontaneously combust and shit like that.

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#38  Edited By AlexW00d

Not much really, but it's ok 'cause I drink tea and coffee for the taste.

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#39  Edited By crazyleaves
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I don't drink coffee or tea. It's funny to see how people feel they need coffee so badly.

I guess laughing at addicts can be funny?
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#40  Edited By BraveToaster

It doesn't work on me either.

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#41  Edited By Rattle618

Im really bad at judging this kind of thing for some reason, but Im pretty sure it doesn´t do shit to me, I do enjoy drinking it though.

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#42  Edited By nintendoeats

If I don't have a cup of coffee int he morning I get a really bad headache and basically can't function. I have an addiction.

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#43  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Caffeine doesn't really have any noticeable effect on me. If I drink gallons of caffeinated beverages before going to bed, I'll stay awake for longer than normal but I don't feel any less tired or more energetic. And one or two cups won't even keep me awake longer than normal.

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#44  Edited By uhtaree

I need it in the morning to get up, it's got to be at least a cup and a half, but more like three. It is effective for me until 2:30pm but then I want to fall asleep. It resumes being effect from 5-7 but then after dinner it does nothing, I want to fall asleep.

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#45  Edited By gearhead

Where's the: Caffeine makes me shit, a lot.

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#46  Edited By InternetCrab

It does make me a little more aware, but I have drinked caffeine for so long the effect isn't so strong anymore.

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#47  Edited By laserbolts

@crazyleaves said:

@laserbolts

I don't drink coffee or tea. It's funny to see how people feel they need coffee so badly.



I guess laughing at addicts can be funny?

Yes it's pathetic and sad. That's what makes it funny.

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#48  Edited By JaredA

Energy drinks don't really do anything for me anymore, but give me a cup of black coffee and I will be so energetic I will twitch for hours!

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#49  Edited By SomeJerk

My sister begged to get to try coffee when she was a child, and when I worked with her at the same shop a few years back she would basically collapse and whine about being tired if she wasn't carrying two cans of red bull ready to chug, on top of the coffee she had for "breakfast" at home, the caffeine bar she had on the ride to work, and the early morning brew at work. She got better after she got pregnant but jesus christ. Compare her to some other gal her age who didn't get into caffeine, put them at physical work, stress their minds a little, see what happens to the one who doesn't get the caffeine she needs so bad. Same thing with nicotine addiction, it's sad to see how this terrible addiction puts people in mental, physical and financial ruin.
 
Take opium rectally instead. Better for your skin too.

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Depends on the format. If we are talking normal then nothing, if we are talking in the version with the prefix Mr. then it's a party!

Fun fact: Studies show that people who drink 5 or more cups of coffee a day are twice as likely, as people who don't drink any coffee, to hallucinate.