Caffeine Effectiveness and You
I have mixed results with caffeine. Pop doesn't do crap to me. With energy drinks there are times when I'll fall asleep an hour or two later and times when they will keep me awake for a long time.
I really don't drink that much caffeine, I do enjoy the taste but it does not wake me up when I'm drowsy.
It does help me poop though.
@AlisterCat said:
I drink 4 litres of tea a day and it doesn't do anything.
I drink 2 litres a day and nothing.
Same with energy drinks. Maybe coffee is the only one that does something.
It used to wake me up in the morning when I was in high school. It doesn't anymore but I can still use it to keep me awake at night. So it is affective but the poll only refers to waking up so I will abstain from voting.
Caffeine slightly energizes me. Sadly, one of its...other qualities is almost always functional with me.
I love my tea but I have never been able to get into coffee. I've never noticed any effects so I'm voting D.
Sleepy.
A cup of coffee at night before bed or a Monster or Red Bull(Yeah ok, those last two are weak, but still) and I lie down and almost instantly fall asleep.
Nothing to me, but if my dad even has half a glass of Coke or the like, he won't be able to sleep all night.
I don't drink caffeine often, but when I do, my energy level is accurately decried in the fourth option,
it kinda helps me wake up in the morning but not really. i just like coffee and soda and now if i don't drink it i get a headache, so...fuck.
Usually drink 1-2 cups of coffee in the morning to get me energized and more focused throughout the day. Since caffeine is also a diuretic, it also makes me pee like a motherfucker.
A little bit of caffeine turns me into a motor mouth. Past that I have anxiety attacks or turn into a huge asshole.
I used to drink caffeine all the fucking time but was getting sick of the headaches so one day I said fukkit and quit cold turkey.
Now I can barely handle any caffeine. On the rare occasions when I absolutely HAVE to drink coffee in order to stay awake for some work or while driving, I end up in this really crazy head-space of paranoia. Like I start worrying that I'm going to fall into the sky or spontaneously combust and shit like that.
I guess laughing at addicts can be funny?I don't drink coffee or tea. It's funny to see how people feel they need coffee so badly.
If I don't have a cup of coffee int he morning I get a really bad headache and basically can't function. I have an addiction.
Caffeine doesn't really have any noticeable effect on me. If I drink gallons of caffeinated beverages before going to bed, I'll stay awake for longer than normal but I don't feel any less tired or more energetic. And one or two cups won't even keep me awake longer than normal.
It does make me a little more aware, but I have drinked caffeine for so long the effect isn't so strong anymore.
@crazyleaves said:
@laserboltsI don't drink coffee or tea. It's funny to see how people feel they need coffee so badly.
I guess laughing at addicts can be funny?
Yes it's pathetic and sad. That's what makes it funny.
My sister begged to get to try coffee when she was a child, and when I worked with her at the same shop a few years back she would basically collapse and whine about being tired if she wasn't carrying two cans of red bull ready to chug, on top of the coffee she had for "breakfast" at home, the caffeine bar she had on the ride to work, and the early morning brew at work. She got better after she got pregnant but jesus christ. Compare her to some other gal her age who didn't get into caffeine, put them at physical work, stress their minds a little, see what happens to the one who doesn't get the caffeine she needs so bad. Same thing with nicotine addiction, it's sad to see how this terrible addiction puts people in mental, physical and financial ruin.
Take opium rectally instead. Better for your skin too.
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