Can you tie a bowtie?

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#1  Edited By moelarrycurly
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#2  Edited By yoshimitz707

I do not own a bowtie.

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#3  Edited By Mighty

Only ties.

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Nah man. I couldn't pull a bowtie off anyway. Too classy.

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#5  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

The only bow tie I've ever worn was a ready tied one. So no, I've never had a need to learn how to tie a bow tie.

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#6  Edited By ZimboDK

Only ties. Windsor knot and Merovingian knot.

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#7  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

I'm not Tucker Carlson, so I'll probably never wear a bowtie.


EDIT: I totally wore a bowtie at my friend's wedding. I was a groomsman, and we had to wear that formal wear with the tux with the tails in the back. Kinda like The Penguin. Luckily for me the bowtie was a clip on, or I would have been fucked.
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#8  Edited By sameeeeam

I can.

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#9  Edited By MrKlorox

My beard's too big to see the bowtie should I choose to wear one. But really, that's the only way I could make that accessory "work".

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#10  Edited By ProfessorEss

I can tie a necktie like a boss but I have absolutely no idea how bowties work.

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#11  Edited By ZimboDK
@MrKlorox said:
" My beard's too big to see the bowtie should I choose to wear one."
I have the solution to your problem:

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#12  Edited By Yummylee

Most likely not since I've never worn one, nor even felt its silky smooth touch. Oh how I long for a bow-tie.

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#13  Edited By veektarius
@ZimboDK:  I think recommending a sex change is a bit extreme.  You could have just told him to shave.

@Abyssfull said:
" Most likely not since I've never worn one, nor even felt its silky smooth touch. Oh how I long for a bow-tie. "
Unless you're planning to be a Chippendale's dancer,  you're not really supposed to feel the touch of the bowtie, unless you count the slight strangulation.
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#14  Edited By AndrewW
@MattyFTM said:
" The only bow tie I've ever worn was a ready tied one. So no, I've never had a need to learn how to tie a bow tie. "
This.
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#15  Edited By WoodenPlatypus

I do not own one but I know how to tie one.
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#16  Edited By scarace360

No man im sorry.

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#17  Edited By Hailinel

The only bow tie I've ever worn was a clip-on, and the clip was actually busted, requiring safety pin intervention.

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#18  Edited By ShadowKing7

I can't even tie a regular tie.
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#19  Edited By briggs713

I never had a bow-tie, however I learned to tie my own tie before an interview yesterday.  I believe it was called a four-in-hand not.  :)  Pretty easy!

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#20  Edited By phish09

I've never had the need to learn this skill.  I'm pretty damn fast with a regular necktie though.

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#21  Edited By Shadow

haaaayl naw

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#22  Edited By McGriddle550

bowties are cool

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#23  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

No, I'm terrible at tying things.

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#25  Edited By butano

Nope. Just a normal tie. Learned when I joined the speech/debate team in high school years back.

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#26  Edited By dr_nefarious

Not even close. I have a hard enough time trying to get a tie to fit around my stubby neck.

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#27  Edited By crusader8463

Never had one so I have no idea. My guess would be no, but I could probably figure it out sooner or later.

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#28  Edited By halberdierv2

no, but I can tie a normal Tie.

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#29  Edited By Kyreo
@Underachiever007 said:
" I can. "
o rly?
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#30  Edited By sparklykiss
@MattyFTM said:
" The only bow tie I've ever worn was a ready tied one. So no, I've never had a need to learn how to tie a bow tie. "
Same.

I can tie a necktie 3 different ways, I find that to be enough for me.

Have you guys ever seen those zipper ties? I saw one at a store and I could not figure out and ended up choking myself instead. They are the dumbest fuckin' thing.
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#31  Edited By sameeeeam
@Kyreo said:
" @Underachiever007 said:
" I can. "
o rly? "
Of course! I am a classy man, and my avatar proves it. Because we can all agree that Charmanders are classy Pokemon.
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#32  Edited By rentfn
@McGriddle550 said:
" bowties are cool "
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#33  Edited By teh_destroyer

I sure as hell can't, let alone tie a tie.

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#34  Edited By BeachThunder

No, but I can tie shoelaces...

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#35  Edited By mutley

Can you google, google? 

Can you fish a fish?

Can you dream a dream?

Do you generally give a fuck? All questions of the mystery of life.

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#36  Edited By BulletproofMonk

I don't wear ties of any kind.

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#37  Edited By melcene
@RedDragon123 said:
" Can you google, google? Can you fish a fish?Can you dream a dream?Do you generally give a fuck? All questions of the mystery of life. "
I was starting to feel like I was in a Dr. Seuss book.



I've never had a bow tie, and my husband doesn't have any, so I never learned to tie them.  I do know how to tie neckties though.
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#38  Edited By duskvamp

I can't say I've ever tried.

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#39  Edited By IchiroYagiza

I don't wear ties.

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#40  Edited By mylifeforAiur

I've never worn a tie.

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#41  Edited By lead_farmer

Only wore a bowtie two times I think.  Don't know how to tie one though.  I like neckties better anyway

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#42  Edited By Franstone

 I think  the more appropriate question would be "would you ever wear a bow tie?"
Windsor knot is a breeze.

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#43  Edited By ReapersPuppy

I can't tie a bow tie BUT I can tie a tie!
It took me years of practice though =3

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#44  Edited By Commando

Do clip-on bowties count?

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#45  Edited By hicks91

If you can't tie one how do you manage to breathe and walk at the same time #mystery

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#46  Edited By Example1013

Shit, I don't know how to tie a regular tie.

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#47  Edited By SomeJerk

I'm a fancy pants gangsta and I do not own a bowtie. When I did waitering I wore a tie with my vest, that's how out of touch bowties are.

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#48  Edited By Yanngc33

Nope not even ties