Can you tie a tie ?

My cousin and i were messing with these new shirts and ties him and i bought, so i went on Youtube to learn how to tie a tie and i perfected it in 5 minutes ! 
 
achievement unlocked.

I forgot how to do it. :(

I cannot. I've rarely needed to, though.

Heh, a easy way.
And I'm gosh dang proud of it too. :P

Yes. It usually takes me a couple of tries to get it right though because I have a fat neck, so I need to get it just right or it ends up being way too short. I'm sure if I had to do it regularly I would get used to it and be able to do it first time.

I had to look it up online a few years ago for a Middle School Graduation, I have forgotten since then but the time is coming when I will have to look it up again :P.

Yes.  I can tie a highwayman's hitch too, in case I need to make a speedy getaway.

I can only do the easiest knot, but I don't really see why would need a more intricate one.
I had the store owner show me how to do it when I bought one :D

Neckties yes.  Bow ties no.  (Thank god the bow tie I had to wear to my brother's wedding was a clip-on.)

I knot a good tie, I won't lie. I'd explain, but I'd rather not type. Bye!

Nope, neither does my father.

I didn't tie one in a long time but I'm pretty sure I didn't forget. 

Yep. I'm the only one in my family that can. :P

I don't tie a tie often enough to remember.

I keep all my Ties Tied.

I've never had to tie a tie yet, so really I don't.  But I could probably get it down pretty quick.

" Years of school taught me how to tie one like a quick ass motherfucker. "

No, not really. It'd be kinda pointless, since I'm always wearing a cloak.

" I knot a good tie, I won't lie. I'd explain, but I'd rather not type. Bye! "

Yes. High school taught me.

Yes I can. Took forever to get it just right though.

I don't wear ties, so no.

Yes after years of wearing a school uniform. I can't imagine someone not being able to tie one. :/

No. For some reason the secret of this mundane task escapes me. Every time I learn, I literally forget within like a month.  
 
Every time I have to perform I always have to get someone else to do my tie haha

I was a bank teller for a couple years back in the day.
 
...it was like tying my shoes.

One of the hottest moments of my life was when a girl I was into tied my tie. 
I have lived a sad life.

Yup. During the winter months, the dress code at my job requires a tie. I can tie one real fast. 

In 4th grade my teacher made us learn how to tie a tie for an assignment. She said that everyone should learn how to tie a tie and she made us show and explain the entire process to her on camera... dumbest assignment ever, it has yet to be applicable to my life 10 years later =P

You know it's not genetic, right?  
With some practice, you too can know the joy of folding fabric into compact triangles.

Yeah, but I only know one knot.

I can do the basic round, over and through type knot, but I usually wear a half windsor and if the tie is thin enough a full windsor.

" No, not really. It'd be kinda pointless, since I'm always wearing a cloak. "

Yeah, had to wear a tie to school for 7 years.

I never learned how...I get my Uncle to tie my ties

Yeah of course I can tie a tie, because I'm an adult. And you have to wear ties in the real world.

" Of course ... I'm a grown man.  "

I can do it, because my school uniform includes a tie. I can tie it within a matter of seconds but I only know the one technique for it.

No, but I'm under 18, so do I get a pass?

For my grad pictures, I watched a youtube tutorial in the darkness of my room, 5 minutes before...it was quite depressing and I don't wish to ever tie another tie in my fucking life

Of course.

You're not really a man till you learn how to tie a tie...

Ive never had the need to wear a tie