Cat just pissed all over the bed, fantastic. What do I do?

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#1  Edited By Bruce

To make a long, furious story much shorter, someone in the apartment let one of these 'new cats' into my room, and the fucking thing pissed all over the bed. I keep them out of my room for a reason (aside from my cat of eight years, who is well behaved), but whichever retard this was doesn't seem to GET that. 
 
Anyway, I was just wondering, is there any way to salvage my sheets and comforter? I won't be able to wash them until 7:00 AM, and I was reading online where a bunch of places said "USE VINEGAR!" Well, I don't have any. 
 
Will a normal machine wash make it alright? The stain is concentrated, but it was so excessive that it went through three layers of bedding all the way to the mattress. For those of you wondering, I bleached the shit out of the mattress and flipped it over. But I'm worried about the bedding; it's pretty expensive. Again, I'm not going to be able to really do anything for another three or so hours, so what should I do? Will a normal wash fix this up, or are these sheets more or less trash now? 
  
If anyone can help me, I'd really appreciate it.

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#2  Edited By Korone

DUDE CLEAN IT UP

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#3  Edited By xaLieNxGrEyx

Cat piss fucking stinks dude, I think you're boned.
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#4  Edited By ajamafalous

Man, that sucks hard.
 
Unfortunately I know nothing in the way of cleaning stains, but I wish you the best and offer my condolences.

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#5  Edited By Bruce
@Korone:  
 
Apparently if it's not cleaned a certain way, it doesn't help things at all to clean it. 
 
I'm hoping that I can just machine wash it, but the damn laundry room isn't open for another three hours :(
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#6  Edited By Bruce
@Axxol:  
 
I almost wanted to kill that thing, actually -- you're not far off.
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#7  Edited By BraveToaster
@Bruce said:
" @Axxol:   I almost wanted to kill that thing, actually -- you're not far off. "
Lol. I deleted my post before I read your reply. I thought you would've taken it the wrong way.
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#8  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL

Urinate all over it to neutralize the cat piss.  Then use some febreze and that smelly carpet powder stuff.  Throw it in the oven and you should be good to go.    

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#10  Edited By Bruce
@Axxol:  
 
Oh no sir, this is not an animal who is dear to me. MY cat, yes. This motherfucker, however, has been a problem since the other person in the house picked her up. 
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#11  Edited By Mrnitropb

Was piss or was it scented? Cat pee is bad enough, but if it was trying to send a FUCKOFF message to your cat, then you're boned. If you don't have any enzyme based clearners handy, (Which you should with cats), then I don't know. You can try rubbing the spots with laundry soap and baking soda, but should wash it pretty soon after. 

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#12  Edited By BunkerBuster

Get some Spray and Wash and douse that shit, then throw it in the washer. It works for dog urine perfectly, so it should work for cat urine. 
 
For the sheets I mean, your fucked on the whole mattress thing. Bleach and Febreeze seem to be the best case scenario.

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#13  Edited By Bruce
@MAN_FLANNEL:  
 
Very nice. 
 
@Mrnitropb:  
 
Ugh, so say I just wait and then throw everything in the wash...am I fucked?
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#14  Edited By FiestaUnicorn
@MAN_FLANNEL said:
"Urinate all over it to neutralize the cat piss.  Then use some febreze and that smelly carpet powder stuff.  Throw it in the oven and you should be good to go.     "

This is clearly the best post in this thread and deserves to be recognized.
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#15  Edited By Bruce
@FiestaUnicorn:  
  
Yes, it's very clever internet babble. But again, can't be maudlin about every situation that ends up happening in my apartment. :/
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#16  Edited By JP_Russell

Our cat has peed on my mother's bed multiple times, and simply washing the sheets and blankets that were peed on the same way we normally would was all that was ever needed.  There was never any scent or stain leftover.  *shrugs*  Not that big of a deal.

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#17  Edited By SumDeus

Piss on the cat.

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#18  Edited By Hamst3r

 
Natures Miracle. Order some. Drown the cat in it. Then use what's left to clean your sheets.

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#19  Edited By Bruce
@JP_Russell:  
 
Oh, thank Jesus. That's what I needed to know.
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#20  Edited By mm665

Kill that cat.

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#21  Edited By Ujio

Yeah, but until then you might want to perform a little impromptu cleaning of your own so the piss doesn't dry up in the sheets while you're waiting. Get some dish soap and water and start scrubbing. Basically don't allow that shit to dry up because it might have a better chance of retaining any odor that may not be present now but will remain even after washing it in the washer.
 
Oh yeah, and get rid of that fucking cat. When no one's around kidnap that bitch and drive 50 miles out to the country and drop it off. It'll survive. It's a fucking cat, for God's sake; it has survival instincts.

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#22  Edited By one_2nd
@Bruce: Get a dog. 
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#23  Edited By keoskey

Get a dog and train it to kill cats.

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#24  Edited By HS21

Throw your sheets in the trash and throw the cat in the wash. 

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#25  Edited By GreggD

Dude, just throw it in the washing machine. My cats have pissed on plenty of my things, and it all comes out with a nice machine wash.

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#26  Edited By elko84

Piss where the cat sleeps, see how he likes it.

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#27  Edited By Xeiphyer

Ugh, you could just throw it in the bathtub and let it soak overnight, that should get rid of most of the stain anyways. 
 
Also, don't be too mean to the cat, its not like it knew hehe. Punish its owner >_>" Make them buy you new bedding if its wrecked.

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#28  Edited By c1337us
@JP_Russell said:
"

Our cat has peed on my mother's bed multiple times, and simply washing the sheets and blankets that were peed on the same way we normally would was all that was ever needed.  There was never any scent or stain leftover.  *shrugs*  Not that big of a deal.

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Must depend of the cat. My old cat pissed on an arm chair once and the smell so far has out lived the cat by about 3 years. It got taken away in the end to be reupholstered.
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#29  Edited By dudeglove

If it's soaked through, you're kinda boned.

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#30  Edited By rjayb89

Throw it in a washer and then throw that washer into another washer so you can wash while you wash.

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#31  Edited By JP_Russell
@c1337us said:
" @JP_Russell said:
"

Our cat has peed on my mother's bed multiple times, and simply washing the sheets and blankets that were peed on the same way we normally would was all that was ever needed.  There was never any scent or stain leftover.  *shrugs*  Not that big of a deal.

"
Must depend of the cat. My old cat pissed on an arm chair once and the smell so far has out lived the cat by about 3 years. It got taken away in the end to be reupholstered. "

Well, yeah, but you can't put an arm chair in a washing machine.  :P
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#32  Edited By Bruce
@JP_Russell:  
 
I dunno man, we got some pretty big ones downstairs.
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#33  Edited By Nick

Sorry man, same thing happened to me last year. I went in my room and saw the cat lying next to it's piss looking so pleased with itself. Well I picked that mother fucker up and literally threw him 20 feet out the door and then put all my sheets and blankets in the garbage and slept in a sleeping bag on my mattress for 3 months until I got a new set for christmas.
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#34  Edited By chrissedoff

i don't clean.
i'm not clean.
you clean it up.

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#35  Edited By BraveToaster

Wrap your cat in the sheets.
 Fill your tub with water.
Throw your cat into the tub.

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#36  Edited By HereAllDay

I CANNOT believe how no body posted this yet. 
 
  

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#37  Edited By OmegaPirate
@HS21 said:
" Throw your sheets in the trash and throw the cat in the wash.  "
I've heard the other way round works pretty well too. 
 
  
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#38  Edited By Mmmslash
@SumDeus said:
" Piss on the cat. "
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#39  Edited By J0n3s1

Eat that cat.

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#40  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

rub the cats nose into it till he gets pissed, this means you've had an effect.
then clean it.

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#41  Edited By SinGulaR
@WilliamRLBaker said:
"rub the cats nose into it till he gets pissed, this means you've had an effect. then clean it. "

This is also a good potty training for your younger siblings and kids ;)
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#42  Edited By Sadisticham

Drop kick the cat out a window.

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#43  Edited By Andrela

Get a dog.

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#44  Edited By Bollard

Put the cat in a bin. 
 
(Anyone from the UK will get this.) 
 
Edit: 
@OmegaPirate said: 

@HS21 said: 

" Throw your sheets in the trash and throw the cat in the wash.  "
I've heard the other way round works pretty well too. "

Apparently I was beaten.  
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#45  Edited By Djeffers03

Throw the cat out the window.

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#46  Edited By IcySandman
@cid798:  Heheheh Cat supervision is optional
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#47  Edited By turboman

Set cat on fire.

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#48  Edited By Castiel
@SumDeus said:
" Piss on the cat. "
This goddamnit! 
 
An eye for an eye! 
 
Or piss on the owner of the cat.
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#49  Edited By ninjakiller
@Bruce:  use baking soda when you wash it.  Should destroy the odor.  
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#50  Edited By habster3
@SumDeus said:
"Piss on the cat. "
That sounds like a great idea, except for the clawed-balls element of it.
@xaLieNxGrEyx said:
"Cat piss fucking stinks dude, I think you're boned. "
This. Also, send the fucker of to China; he'll die a slow death there.