Cat just pissed all over the bed, fantastic. What do I do?

To make a long, furious story much shorter, someone in the apartment let one of these 'new cats' into my room, and the fucking thing pissed all over the bed. I keep them out of my room for a reason (aside from my cat of eight years, who is well behaved), but whichever retard this was doesn't seem to GET that. 
 
Anyway, I was just wondering, is there any way to salvage my sheets and comforter? I won't be able to wash them until 7:00 AM, and I was reading online where a bunch of places said "USE VINEGAR!" Well, I don't have any. 
 
Will a normal machine wash make it alright? The stain is concentrated, but it was so excessive that it went through three layers of bedding all the way to the mattress. For those of you wondering, I bleached the shit out of the mattress and flipped it over. But I'm worried about the bedding; it's pretty expensive. Again, I'm not going to be able to really do anything for another three or so hours, so what should I do? Will a normal wash fix this up, or are these sheets more or less trash now? 
  
If anyone can help me, I'd really appreciate it.

DUDE CLEAN IT UP

Man, that sucks hard.
 
Unfortunately I know nothing in the way of cleaning stains, but I wish you the best and offer my condolences.

" @Axxol:   I almost wanted to kill that thing, actually -- you're not far off. "

Urinate all over it to neutralize the cat piss.  Then use some febreze and that smelly carpet powder stuff.  Throw it in the oven and you should be good to go.    

Good luck 
http://www.catsofaustralia.com/clean-cat-urine-mattress.htm

Was piss or was it scented? Cat pee is bad enough, but if it was trying to send a FUCKOFF message to your cat, then you're boned. If you don't have any enzyme based clearners handy, (Which you should with cats), then I don't know. You can try rubbing the spots with laundry soap and baking soda, but should wash it pretty soon after. 

Get some Spray and Wash and douse that shit, then throw it in the washer. It works for dog urine perfectly, so it should work for cat urine. 
 
For the sheets I mean, your fucked on the whole mattress thing. Bleach and Febreeze seem to be the best case scenario.

"Urinate all over it to neutralize the cat piss.  Then use some febreze and that smelly carpet powder stuff.  Throw it in the oven and you should be good to go.     "

Our cat has peed on my mother's bed multiple times, and simply washing the sheets and blankets that were peed on the same way we normally would was all that was ever needed.  There was never any scent or stain leftover.  *shrugs*  Not that big of a deal.

Piss on the cat.

 
Natures Miracle. Order some. Drown the cat in it. Then use what's left to clean your sheets.

Kill that cat.

Yeah, but until then you might want to perform a little impromptu cleaning of your own so the piss doesn't dry up in the sheets while you're waiting. Get some dish soap and water and start scrubbing. Basically don't allow that shit to dry up because it might have a better chance of retaining any odor that may not be present now but will remain even after washing it in the washer.
 
Oh yeah, and get rid of that fucking cat. When no one's around kidnap that bitch and drive 50 miles out to the country and drop it off. It'll survive. It's a fucking cat, for God's sake; it has survival instincts.

Get a dog and train it to kill cats.

Throw your sheets in the trash and throw the cat in the wash. 

Dude, just throw it in the washing machine. My cats have pissed on plenty of my things, and it all comes out with a nice machine wash.

Piss where the cat sleeps, see how he likes it.

Ugh, you could just throw it in the bathtub and let it soak overnight, that should get rid of most of the stain anyways. 
 
Also, don't be too mean to the cat, its not like it knew hehe. Punish its owner >_>" Make them buy you new bedding if its wrecked.

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Our cat has peed on my mother's bed multiple times, and simply washing the sheets and blankets that were peed on the same way we normally would was all that was ever needed.  There was never any scent or stain leftover.  *shrugs*  Not that big of a deal.

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Throw it in a washer and then throw that washer into another washer so you can wash while you wash.

" @JP_Russell said:

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Our cat has peed on my mother's bed multiple times, and simply washing the sheets and blankets that were peed on the same way we normally would was all that was ever needed.  There was never any scent or stain leftover.  *shrugs*  Not that big of a deal.

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Must depend of the cat. My old cat pissed on an arm chair once and the smell so far has out lived the cat by about 3 years. It got taken away in the end to be reupholstered. "

i don't clean.
i'm not clean.
you clean it up.

Wrap your cat in the sheets.
 Fill your tub with water.
Throw your cat into the tub.

I CANNOT believe how no body posted this yet. 
 
  

" Throw your sheets in the trash and throw the cat in the wash.  "

" Piss on the cat. "

Eat that cat.

rub the cats nose into it till he gets pissed, this means you've had an effect.
then clean it.

"rub the cats nose into it till he gets pissed, this means you've had an effect. then clean it. "

Drop kick the cat out a window.

Get a dog.

Put the cat in a bin. 
 
(Anyone from the UK will get this.) 
 
Edit: 
@OmegaPirate said: 

"  @HS21 said: 

" Throw your sheets in the trash and throw the cat in the wash.  "

I've heard the other way round works pretty well too. "

Throw the cat out the window.

Set cat on fire.

" Piss on the cat. "

"Piss on the cat. "

"Cat piss fucking stinks dude, I think you're boned. "