Cat just pissed all over the bed, fantastic. What do I do?

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CaptainObvious

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#51  Edited By CaptainObvious

Look at your cat. Now look at me. Now back to cat. Now back to me. The cat is now diamonds!

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Asrahn

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#52  Edited By Asrahn

Kill cat, acquire new sheets!
 
In all seriousness, wash it all. The smell may go away eventually if you're tenacious about it.
 
Then kill the cat.

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#53  Edited By Mrnitropb

So how did it go?

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Piss all over the cat, he won't fuck around when he knows what it's like himself.

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#55  Edited By Three0neFive
@TurboMan said:
" Set cat on fire. "
NEDM, dude. :(
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#56  Edited By PrivateIronTFU
@Bruce: Get some Stain-Stick or whatever the hell you call it, rub it on the stain, and just wash it normally.
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#57  Edited By SneakyPenguins

yesterday someone return a carpet to home depot (where i work) and i was forced to move it to receiving it was gross. you should clean it up though 

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#58  Edited By PrivateIronTFU
@Castiel:  Piss on the owner, then take the cat, and literally throw it back in the owner's room. They'll think you're bat-shit insane and won't ever bother you again.
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#59  Edited By xyzygy

All you gotta do is clean it. I've had many things pissed on by cats all through my life and you just need to throw it in the wash, with some nice smelling laundry detergent and some fabric softener if you have any. if it's still there, put it through again. 
 
If it doesn't work though, get the person who owns the cat to get you new things. It's their fault that the cat was there.

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#60  Edited By Burns098356GX

Get the owner to pay for new stuff. His cat, his cats piss.
Piss on the cat, THEN kill the cat.

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#61  Edited By Supermarius

i read that adding a little vinegar in with the laundry load helps remove the odor. It makes sense as urine is a base and vinegar is an acid so you get some nice acid-base neutralization of the urea.

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#62  Edited By SpiralStairs
@SumDeus said:
" Piss on the cat. "
Yeah, you need to show that cat who's boss.