Hey guys, i was reading a thread on this on gamespot and i said "hell, why not bring the best of GS to GB....since GB is much better =D). I found it very epic. CHUCK NORIS RULES!
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(credit to GS Clayron)
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's ****ing beef.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Most children wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erect when they touch his body.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick a** at the same time.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn need lay the **** down.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris jsut really hates trailer parks.
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(some website)
"Everybody loves raymond.... except chuck norris"
"chuck norris can win at connect 4 in 3 moves"
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(credit to GS musicalmac)
I don't think there is anything wrong with your Chuck Norris joke. It's pretty harmless. Even as a Christian, one of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes is, "Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. Take that, Jesus."
Gets me every time...
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And one of my personal favorites.
( Credit to GS A22A221N_47)
Chuck Norris one time did a girl in a truck and his sperm went into the truck that truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Got any chuck norris jokes?
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