" What about the damn puppy? I think we know what the bigger news is: Chuck Norris is breeding with dogs. "
Chuck Norris doesn't breed. He stares intently and you become pregnant. If you are a male, his stare also has the ability to make you grow ovaries. "
No, I think that he actually had sex with the dog. He once had a dog that had house-training problems, and he had two problems: staring at the dog angrily each time would make too many puppies, and you can't roundhouse kick a dog. He definitely would have, but dogs are too short :P.
Oh the irony. He swerved to avoid an animal and instead hit a child. That's exactly why I don't swerve for animals, it's not worth getting into an accident over and possibly injuring actually human beings. Of course, hitting a big animal like a deer or something could be terrible, but I'm talking about little animals.
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