Dan gets WWE tag champs The New Day to help him shave Patrick's goatee (video)

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#1  Edited By BigDaddyTool

As many of you know Dan has been engaged in an ongoing feud with up-and-coming YouTuber Patrick Klepek. Last night was the end result of that feud as Patrick was forced to attend Monday Night Raw and have his goatee shaven off. He also has to write a ten page report about the show which will hopefully include this picture:

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Some people can't grow decent facial hair, Patrick Klepek is one of those people.

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"You look like you should be nowhere near a school zone." This might be the best line on the internet.

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Lol ND borrowed HHH's shovel and buried the hell out of Patrick's Goatee.

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New Day Rocks!

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This. Is. Ah.maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing.

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This is absolutely beautiful

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Wrestling is anime.

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Haven't watched Raw yet, but damn I'm gonna spend the whole show trying to catch a glimpse of the back of their heads. Just like when I go to a game of some sort and screw the game, my head was somewhere in the crowd!

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#11  Edited By audiosnow

Even knowing that the whole thing is a gag and that Patrick is willingly going along with it, there's a lingering sense that Dan's actually a heel and doesn't just play one on TV.

EDIT: I can't watch movies involving kids getting bullied if the bullies don't get their comeuppance by the end. I just need reassurance that Dan'll get what's coming to him by the end of Giant Bomb.

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@mlarrabee: Dan has bought fully into the heel gimmick. There is 0% chance that by the end of, say, the mario party series, we don't get a shot of dan being chucked out a window, super kicked by the whole staff (who can do so) or otherwise crowned champion of the worst gaming series ever, and forced too spin off a new series where he does something abhorrent too him. Like participate in the Persona 5 endurance run...which will require he first watch all the persona anime spin-offs, obviously.

Cause yah, heels get theirs. In fact, he is playing a heel manager in real life right now right? Which means he will literally get his at some point, and it will absolutely be on camera.

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@mlarrabee: Dan absolutely meant to lose the Mario Maker feud. It was Patrick who got overconfident and added a strict time limit, and then he failed to hit the time limit before Dan could even react.

It's actually really disappointing too, because Patrick was really close to winning even with the time limit. But cest la vie.

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Haha, amazing.

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I would say Dan should have collected all the clippings and put them in a baggie with "Patrick's Shame" on it.....but I don't think there was enough to even fill a sugar packet.

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Holy shit, that was the most hilarious thing I've seen in quite some time.

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@mlarrabee: Every story I've heard about Dan's past, from Dan's own mouth, point to him being a heel and not just playing one on the internet, eg. using stink bombs to clear a bar to get a beer. Luckily he found a place where it's allowed without being reported to HR.

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Part of me would like a thin beard i could let go so i wouldn't have to worry about shaving ever again.

Glad kleptok enjoyed his "punishment". Here's hoping he sneaks "Dan Ryckert's a big dork" somewhere in his book report.

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All jokes aside, that goatee was really long overdue for a shave. As a fellow man-child incapable of growing thick facial hair you just need to accept the facts..

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Skip to about 4:47 to see pre-pubescent Patrick.

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Moments you are glad the internet exists.

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#24  Edited By KaneRobot

@mlarrabee said:

EDIT: I can't watch movies involving kids getting bullied if the bullies don't get their comeuppance by the end. I just need reassurance that Dan'll get what's coming to him by the end of Giant Bomb.

Go watch the end of year stream from 2014 where they play Mount Your Friends. Feel Good Giant Bomb Moment of the Decade.

Also, Shaved Patrick > Not Shaved Patrick

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@humanity: Now if only someone would explain this this Alex.

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#26  Edited By ArtisanBreads

@humanity said:

All jokes aside, that goatee was really long overdue for a shave. As a fellow man-child incapable of growing thick facial hair you just need to accept the facts..

Except girls dig bad facial hair. I would put myself in that camp as well. Sometimes I grow it out and hey they like it *shrug*

It's a look.

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@artisanbreads: Damn I never knew.. I wanted to grow mine out so I could go to one of those fancy barbers where they give you a haircut and shave you with the hot towel and that whole deal, but I got too disgusted with myself halfway through the week.

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@humanity said:

@artisanbreads: Damn I never knew.. I wanted to grow mine out so I could go to one of those fancy barbers where they give you a haircut and shave you with the hot towel and that whole deal, but I got too disgusted with myself halfway through the week.

I had the same dream for years but gave up. Then a girlfriend got me to grow it out more and I usually do now. Girls often tell me they prefer it. Just trim it up enough to not look like a total mess. Give it a try for a while and ask girls what they think. I was genuinely surprised. I think part of it, for young guys, is girls like older men and you look a bit older with facial hair. I also get the "wow you look 10 years younger" treatment when I shave clean.

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everything about this was incredible.

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I like how Patrick has also redone his channel's trailer to include a tidbit about all of this:

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I had forgotten how much clean-shaven Patrick looks like a 14-year-old. Say what you will about the quality of his goatee, at least it made him look like an adult.