Do real men watch Twilight?

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#1  Edited By ReapersPuppy

Lol I was just wondering if many guys watch twilight.. so if your a guy do you? and what are your thoughts on the movie
personally..the 1st one was umm..decent 2nd one I couldnt even get through it without falling alseep
now considering Im a girl I admit to loveing those  Idk..lovey dovey type movies (not saying that all girls enjoy this type of thing)
 twilight just doesnt intrest me its not like Im saying the movies are horrible but not something I personally care for..though Im thinking about reading the books

but my cousin whos a guy loves the twilight books and movie! and can read them/watch them
over and over again to the point where its annoying and I could strangle the fucker! lol
 
so anyways guys what do you think? an do you watch them
and same for girls?

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#2  Edited By joey

No.

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#3  Edited By Stang

I would rather have a testicle cut off then watch that garbage.

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#4  Edited By MysteriousBob

No. If a guy watches this without being physically forced to do so then they are without a doubt homosexual regardless of their sexual history.

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#5  Edited By FluxWaveZ
@joey said:
" No. "
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#6  Edited By ReapersPuppy
@MysteriousBob: lol my cousin is not a homo!...I think =|
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#7  Edited By beargirl1
@Stang said:
" I would rather have a testicle cut off then watch that garbage. "
yeah, what he said. 
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#8  Edited By kevlar907

No.

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#9  Edited By MysteriousBob
@ReapersPuppy said:
" @MysteriousBob: lol my cousin is not a homo!...I think =| "
I've sown the seed of doubt. I'm done here.
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#10  Edited By PDC_Emulator

Negative, real men do not watch twilight.

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#11  Edited By Cube

Twilight is shit.

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#12  Edited By toowalrus

There are certian personalities who's opinion I trust on these things. One of these people is Alex Navarro, who's managed to sum up the twilight series perfectly. 
 
"It was based on a book series written by a Mormon housewife. It's basically an abstinence parable. The entire premise is a young vampire dude, and a young human chick. They want to get it on, but young vampire dude's like "I can't do it to ya, I'm a vampire, I might bite you." Metaphor for AIDS."
 
That's literally all I know about Twilight, and I've got that quote memorized, which has come in handy quite a few times. (That and what I've heard from friends and family, from both sides). So no, real men don't watch Twilight for themselfs, (although they occasionally watch it with their girls... But they don't enjoy it!)

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#13  Edited By Willy105

Real men can handle any girly thing thrown at them, because they are men.

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#14  Edited By masterherocard

that's like asking if real vampires sparkle in daylight.

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#15  Edited By beargirl1
@Willy105 said:
" Real men can handle any girly thing thrown at them, because they are men. "
well... yeah dude, but there's a limit, you know? 
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#16  Edited By bubahula
@FluxWaveZ said:
" @joey said:
" No. "
"
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#17  Edited By Matte
@Willy105 said:
" Real men can handle any girly thing thrown at them, because they are men. "
True dat, and yet this would certainly be a test of patience and endurance.
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#18  Edited By Willy105
@AjayRaz said:
" @Willy105 said:
" Real men can handle any girly thing thrown at them, because they are men. "
well... yeah dude, but there's a limit, you know?  "
No there's not. What are you, a girl?
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#19  Edited By 4thHorseman

Real men do watch twilight, because they have real women who force them to.
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#20  Edited By beargirl1
@Willy105: possibly....  
 
 
 
>_> 
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#21  Edited By bubahula
@Willy105:  a real man CAN watch it. but he doesn't
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#22  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

Glittery Vampires....Fuck no
 
Edit: Did however watch the first one with the girlfriend since she is waaaaaay into the books. To the OP I guess the movies are shit compared to the books according to the missus.

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#23  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

Id rather be cut down the middle and stitched back together wrong 

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#24  Edited By MysteriousBob
@Willy105 said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Willy105 said:
" Real men can handle any girly thing thrown at them, because they are men. "
well... yeah dude, but there's a limit, you know?  "
No there's not. What are you, a girl? "
Of course there's not. Thats why I can have full on sex with men while still maintaining my full heterosexuality.
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#25  Edited By Willy105
@MysteriousBob said:
" @Willy105 said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Willy105 said:
" Real men can handle any girly thing thrown at them, because they are men. "
well... yeah dude, but there's a limit, you know?  "
No there's not. What are you, a girl? "
Of course there's not. Thats why I can have full on sex with men while still maintaining my full heterosexuality. "
Too much information.
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#26  Edited By theMuse

I watched this with a close female friend and we thought it was the greatest movie. Greatest in that we laughed our asses off the entire time.

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#27  Edited By Warfare

 Only if it gets him some pussy afterwards .  

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#28  Edited By eroticfishcake

I'd rather get in a knife fight with a bear.
 
If you like the "lovey-dovey" type movies then you may like the BBC's mini series of Pride & Prejudice. One of the best things I've ever seen.

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#29  Edited By ErgoProxy77
@ReapersPuppy: The author of Twilight is a mormon.  I am an atheist, and I am against all religion.  Mormonism is one of the most foul in my opinion.  It is clear to me that Twilight reflects some mormon values, such as abstinence and resisting sexual urges.  Also I think Robert P. is a total douche-bag.
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#30  Edited By Evilsbane

I am someone who is really open to movies because I love movies as much as games, and regardless of what my personal feelings are I can put that aside and say if the movie is good, this movie is without a doubt a travesty, it made a ton of money when it is full of BS story telling and thinly veiled metaphors about  abstinence and gays, and the acting MY God the girl playing Bella should be shot for calling biting your upper lip for 2 hours acting, the story in itself just comes off as selfish and superficial, Bella doesn't seem to care about anyone but herself and she is willing to put herself and others in danger over a vampire WHO IS A COMPLETE DICK, not to mention that 2/3rds of the movie every guy has his shirt off and I have no problem with that just don't try and represent it as anything but that.

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#31  Edited By ryoma122

to be fair the only guys to watch and enjoy twilight are gays  
and those who are want to kill them selfs and need that final  
push but me yeah i would rather have my nuts ripped off  
then fed to me then have my bleeding corpse fed to sharks
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#32  Edited By Emilio

Real men don't watch that garbage. They might watch Harry Potter, but not this garbage.

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#33  Edited By MysteriousBob
@ErgoProxy77 said:
" I am an atheist, and I am against all religion."
Oh great, another psuedo-intellectual. Just because your country is full of extremist nutjobs, doesn't mean you can generalise all religion as a negative force.
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#34  Edited By floodiastus
  Did not real men die out in the 19th century? 
 
@ErgoProxy77
said:
" @ReapersPuppy: The author of Twilight is a mormon.  I am an atheist, and I am against all religion.  Mormonism is one of the most foul in my opinion.  It is clear to me that Twilight reflects some mormon values, such as abstinence and resisting sexual urges.  Also I think Robert P. is a total douche-bag. "
Against ALL religion? I am against all religions from the area around israel, but most of the other ones are ok in my book. Not that I believe any of them though, believing in something without a reason is utter BS
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#35  Edited By DeepSpace9MM

Do guys watch Twilight? No. Because it goes like this.

 

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@Stang said:

" I would rather have a testicle cut off then watch that garbage. "

This, also, wrong forum. And by this I mean go to another website and talk about how much you like Twilight.
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#37  Edited By Capum15
@AjayRaz said:
" @Stang said:
" I would rather have a testicle cut off then watch that garbage. "
yeah, what he said.  "
...ow. I wouldn't. If I had the choice between the two, I'd go. But I'd take my Zune and watch video's off of that and ignore the movie. I have a bunch of "Look Around You" on that.
 
@eroticfishcake said:
" I'd rather get in a knife fight with a bear. 
This I can understand. I'd never cut off one of my...agh, hurts to even think about it.
 
Rather knife-fight a bear than cut one off, rather than watch the movies.
 
Hell, I'd rather just knife fight a bear anyway. How badass would that be?
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#38  Edited By KaosAngel

I'd rather let a girl bite me in the nuts before I watch a Twilight movie again.  I was forced to watch New Moon on a date and I was about to pull out my gun and shoot myself.  
 
GOD DAMN WHY THE FUCK DOES HE GLITTER?!

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#39  Edited By beargirl1
@Capum15: hahaha I agree it would be fucking awesome to take on a bear :P 
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#40  Edited By Red12b

 

 
  I am a 21 yr old guy, My ex made me read twilight, and take her to the movie, 
Although the author is a Mormon, abstinence freak, the film is not that bad, 
I want the fourth book to be made into a movie, Because I won’t to see
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#41  Edited By animateria
@Warfare said:
"  Only if it gets him some pussy afterwards .   "
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#42  Edited By Evilsbane
@Capum15 said:
  Hell, I'd rather just knife fight a bear anyway. How badass would that be? "
Pretty fucking badass I would have to agree.
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#43  Edited By The_Philosopher
@ReapersPuppy: 
Never actually seen or read them. It seems like a really popular thing to bash nowadays. My friend hates Twilight with a passion, yet he can give me a summary of every book and movie. He says that he reads about them on the internet because he hates them so much. Why would anybody do that? My theory is that he has a secret lust for Twilight. Anyhow, I've never seen it or read it simply because I have no interest in it. Not that I don't enjoy a good love story or anything. But nothing about the commercials or the creepy teenage girls in my high school makes me want to watch it. Seriously there are girls in my grad class that have Twilight book bags. 
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#44  Edited By jakob187

No, real men watch Thirst.

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#45  Edited By CSXLoser

No but every male will watch Breaking Dawn (last one in the series)
 

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html
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#46  Edited By Dark_Jon

I would like to quote The Oatmeal
 
 If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.

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#47  Edited By Althox

Watched the first movie with a female friend, and have nothing against the first movie.
And on the sidenote; since when did watching movies become a gay-thing? care to share explanation?

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#48  Edited By GunstarRed

I saw the first one when it was on the tv a few weeks back.. it wasn't as awful as I had been told, not even close... it was more tolerable than I was expecting. It has some absolutely bizarre shit in it like sparkly vampires and whatnot... and the  Lead Vampire  boy  always looked slightly constipated when he was around the girl. 
 
edit also..... A vampire without fangs that can walk about during the day is pretty much just an immortal cannibal.... a pretty sparkly one anyways.
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#50  Edited By L33tfella_H

Real Men watch Twilight and realize what a great comedy it is.