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#1 Posted by durden77 (321 posts) -

So I found some swiss cake rolls....still all wrapped up and everything....looking delicious....

The thing is, I have no idea how long I've had them. I haven't had swiss cake rolls in a while. It could've been months, a year, or YEARS!

There's no box to them either, so I need some help. Should I scarf these things down instantly, or beware? They've gotta be like twinkies....right?

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#2 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

NO! GO FOR IT!

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#3 Edited by durden77 (321 posts) -

You seem oddly trustworthy because of your answer. I think I will. Fuck yeh...

EDIT : Oh yeh I did and they were amazing but I hope I'm not gonna die. Even though I always kind of feel like I'm going to die after finishing some swiss cake rolls.

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#4 Posted by WarlordPayne (794 posts) -

How in the hell did you allow swiss cake rolls to go uneaten for so long that expiration was even an issue?

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#5 Posted by takayamasama (1461 posts) -

@WarlordPayne said:

How in the hell did you allow swiss cake rolls to go uneaten for so long that expiration was even an issue?

This man brings up an amazing question.

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#6 Posted by mikethekilla (330 posts) -

Eat them

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#7 Posted by durden77 (321 posts) -

I have a basket where I keep sweet stuff. One package of them must've fell out of a box of them I put in there. It was hidden under other unhealthy things.

But it was like finding a 10 dollar bill in a pocket that you forgot about. Except that the 10 bill might have mold on it and be indigestible.

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#8 Posted by Barrock (3939 posts) -

You're dead now aren't you.

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#9 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

I feel bad .. somewhat responsible even. :(

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#10 Posted by selbie (2464 posts) -

Motherfucker stole my sweet rolls!!!

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#12 Posted by durden77 (321 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I feel bad .. somewhat responsible even. :(

Somewhat responsible for delicious indulgence.

And I woke up this morning! That's a good sign.

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#13 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -

@WarlordPaynesaid:

How in the hell did you allow swiss cake rolls to go uneaten for so long that expiration was even an issue?

@durden77 said:

It was hidden under other unhealthy things.

That is the single least surprising response I've ever read on this forum.

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#14 Posted by Salesmunn (97 posts) -

@durden77 said:

But it was like finding a 10 dollar bill in a pocket that you forgot about. Except that the 10 bill might have mold on it and be indigestible.

I keep forgetting to select the "digestible" button at the ATM, grrr.

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#15 Posted by Akyho (2126 posts) -

Swiss rolls are Twinkies are very different. While they may seem much the same the Twinkie is like a cockroach. While Swiss Roll.....is a Swiss Roll. Its just cake rolled up with jam and or cream. Twikies are made to last forever Swiss Rolls arnt.

Besides Id have still eaten it even it was stale.