Do you guys drink alcohol? How much?

I was just curious of how much and how often people on this board drank alcohol.  It seems to me that a lot of people who play games drink a lot, but maybe that's just because I drink a lot and those are the gamers I know...

Do I drink? 
 
Yes, there was a period where I stopped drinking, but that ended sometime before finals started up. 
  
I don't drink all that often, but I feel like I'll eventually give it up entirely within the next two years or so. I just need to get that attitude out of my system.

Few beers over dinner once a week. I get shit-faced once or twice a month. Holidays are different though, then I'm pleasantly drunk almost everyday for two weeks.. 

From 18-22 it was pretty much a weekly thing where I'd drink far more than I could handle, got thrown out of a few places and was generally obnoxious. Now I have a beer/cider a couple of nights a week, nights out every other week where I'll drink 3-4 bottles of cider just to get me lightly buzzed. Had a period in the middle where I gave it up for about 6 or so months.

I don't drink.

I drink too much because reality is lame.

@Sweep: Ahem

Alcohol is disgusting, I can't stand the way it tastes. 

I enjoy a good binge session at the weekend.

I drink about once a month, only at special occasions, such as birthdays or big arrangements. I tend to get pretty hammered when I drink though because I have a low tolerance for alcohol. I usually drink a bottle of wine and almost black out. :( But it makes partying pretty cheap, especially in Norway, where a beer typically costs $11 (USD) in a bar...

I'll have a drink every couple weeks, and a smoke of certain greener substances every few months. Just to unwind. Im in college, and im going to a different university this fall so i might do those things a little more than i have been. But even then, i prefer to keep use that stuff sparsely. Gets in the way of my workouts.

Few beers over dinner once a week. I get shit-faced once or twice a month. Holidays are different though, then I'm pleasantly drunk almost everyday for two weeks.. 

I'm drinking right now, getting ready for a night out for my mates birthday. In general I drink a few times per month with friends and when i drink I have enough to not remember who i am.

Alcohol is the piss of the devil. Don't drink satan's juice. Every time you take a gulp of alchol you're allowing the devil to piss in your mouth.

I go out every 4 or 5 months or so. I dont really like to go out too often

Nope. Never tasted alcohol in my life as I am a Muslim :D.

I drank in college, up until my second or third year. I really got tired of it though and now I drink very rarely if at all. Just lierally do not enjoy the sensation it provides. To me, it doesn't feel good. It's a strange thing it sort of clicked the other way a few years back.

I used to drink all the time when I was like 16, but then I grew up and realised how darned foolish it is.

I'll have a beer or two on occasions, but I never get drunk anymore.

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I have the odd drink with dinner or socially, but I rarely go over my limit. I don't particularly like being drunk.

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A LOT

I used to drink all the time when I was like 16, but then I grew up and realised how darned foolish it is.

I'll have a beer or two on occasions, but I never get drunk anymore.

I drink one to two times a week when going out with the girlfriend and friends.

I only drink until I'm buzzed. A nice buzz is wonderful.

I haven't had a drink in almost 9 months.

Never have, never will

I don't mind the odd beer, but other then that I don't drink. I can't stand the taste of the hard stuff to drink enough of it to get drunk, and it takes way too many beer for me to get drunk so I just don't do it.

I do. Seldomly. Rarely much. Usually Belgian white beer, like Hoegaarden.
 
Used to drink lots when I was younger. Going out. Getting wasted. Had a couple of black outs too. Not recommended.
 
Still don't get how there's prohibition for nearly every substance except alcohol. Other stuff's so much better than alcohol, why would you ever wanna get drunk instead (which is part of the danger of course).

I'm basically a goddamn drunk.

Yes.  A lot.  
 
I'm trying to at least take a few nights a week off as I'm getting older here, but I'll usually have a beer or two when I get home from work and weekends are usually just no holds barred.

Every weekend usually

Yes, but only light drinks. Like beer and whine. Whiskey occasionally.

too much/not enough depending on the day of the week

Nope, I did when i was in High school for like 3 months but since then I stopped and I'm going on 4th year of Uni and haven't had a drop. It wasn't the taste or anything just that i started seeing my friends drink themselves to sleep and just have problems period. Had a friend who'd start drinking at like 11 am when we went to lunch. He'd down 6 beers while we got our chicken strips or something. Alcohol's all good and fun until you start doing it to take your mind off the pain. Something I never wanted to do myself so i took it out of the equation.

I'm pretty much a raging alcoholic.  It would be nice to not drink.

I drink a glass of whine or a bottle of beer maybe once a quarter so I don't drink much. I only really get drunk once every few years and only with friends. I don't drink much when with family because there are already so many people getting drunk and saying stupid stuff during family gatherings. Once my drunk uncle commentated about how big my cousin's (his niece) boobs are. People say stuff while drunk without thinking and I don't want to do that.

too much/not enough depending on the day of the week

I decided a while back that I wouldn't take anything that might fuck me up unless it was a medical issue.
 
I don't drink alcohol, do any drugs, drink caffeine or even eat chocolate. Though that last one is mostly because chocolate is damn nasty.

I rarely drink. It isn't an issue of "don't like it" but more "I'd rather spend my money elsewhere."

@Aronman789: I will straight up mail you some Dairy Milk and then have you tell me it isn't the best thing in the world. Because if you don't, you would be LYING.

Shit faced every single friday and saturday night and thats it, I don't drink in the week because I don't see the point in drinking alcohol if it's not to get drunk, I'd rather have a coke

went through the "ALCOHOL IS FOR LOSERS WHAT DO I NEED IT FOR" stage then got hammered at my 18th birthday. shit wasn't pretty but at least i know to never get that drunk again.  :'(

i drink maybe 2 or 3 times a year, and i dont get drunk i just get buzzed.

and if i have problems sleeping for lige 2 days i drink 1 beer just so i can fall asleep and that happens mayb 2 times a year allso, so its really rare

Nope

i dont drink and that makes me a better person than you weak-willed, disgusting druggies