Do you live in Western Massachusetts?

Wow, its been a long time since I posted anything on this website. Anyway, I will try to keep this short and sweet. I'm looking for some roommates to share a duplex with me in Agawam, MA. I have some other people interested, but I figure what better roommates than other giant bombers. I realize the chances of finding someone are very slim here, but why not give it a shot. Hell, maybe I'll actually be more active in the giant bomb community this time around.

Sorry, I live in Tennessee. Far from MA.

I'm as deep in the south as it gets, so no sorry duder.

The Moon is quite far away from the Bay State.

@video_game_king: I would like to live on the moon... but I'm too busy studying these humans. Do you think I'm wasting my time?

You mean you're not? Then what are you, exactly?

@despoticdave I'm actually in the same town. Weird. PM me please

An alien, that's all I'm going to tell you! Aliens don't reveal what they really are exactly. You should know that!

Exactly.

I'm from the South Shore otherwise I might be interested.

Now kiss.

This isn't a blog. I feel jipped.

But... I don't have a mouth. -_- You humans get stranger each and every day.

Tell me about it. Why do all their bedrooms tend to have windows in them? It feels intrusive and extravagant.

Are you a cop?

Nope, next question.

People need to know when I'm naked, lest they come knocking on my door. That's why!

My guess is that you like being a pervert, or turn others that look at you through a window into perverts. That's pretty common in your species, so don't feel too bad if that offends you.

VGK: Your guess is as good as mine.

No, I just want people to be able to determine at a glance whether I am interested in receiving guests or not.

Why would they want to glance at you naked in order for them to determine you're ready in receiving guests or not? Just block out your window! It's a win-win situation as to whether you want or don't want guests over.

@tireyo643:

Who cares what other people want? It gets the job done.

I'm not really sure how I feel about these responses. Anyway, it's legit, and if anyone is interested, here's a link to my Craigslist post.

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/roo/3822853466.html

After watching the Five-Year Engagement I kind of want to move to Michigan. Michigan is not Massachusetts, but it does start with an M. Class dismissed.

@pyromagnestir: This now calls for extensive investigation. Thanks earthling!