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Do You Shave Down Stairs?
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nah dude can you imagine all the after shave lotion you would need..especially for men like me, you know hairy snazzy type. I trim though...stand in the shower and trim for fucking hours at an end. Trim till all the water runs out in lake Michigan.
"nah dude can you imagine all the after shave lotion you would need..especially for men like me, you know hairy snazzy type. I trim though...stand in the shower and trim for fucking hours at an end. Trim till all the water runs out in lake Michigan.LOL your water bill must be high as hell.
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"Yeah, I do; I can't remember ever shaving while on the second floor of my house before."Heh, that was funny.
"pyromaniac said:oh yeah like you wouldn't believe it...infact I am the reason the economy is in a recession."nah dude can you imagine all the after shave lotion you would need..especially for men like me, you know hairy snazzy type. I trim though...stand in the shower and trim for fucking hours at an end. Trim till all the water runs out in lake Michigan.LOL your water bill must be high as hell.
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"Jonathan said:Ha... It's hardly awkward-looking..."If you shave down stairs your going to have to shave your legs so that It wouldn't look awkward. Then you have to shave your stomach, then chest, then armpits. Eventually you become a pro swimmer.....
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How hairy are you?
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"Yeah, we don't even have a mirror upstairs.Ah, see I'm not clever enough to have thought of that. My mind went straight for the gutter.
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Generally speaking I don't. I'm concerned I'll trip on one of the steps and slit my throat... or something else spectacularly gruesome. Also no mirror.
"Apollo said:Well if its all attached to each other so it looks strange when you shave it off i can only imagine its Wolf Man like volumes..."Jonathan said:Ha... It's hardly awkward-looking..."If you shave down stairs your going to have to shave your legs so that It wouldn't look awkward. Then you have to shave your stomach, then chest, then armpits. Eventually you become a pro swimmer.....
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How hairy are you?
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"dreDREb13 said:Your hair's not attached to each other. But not everyone is that hairy."Apollo said:Well if its all attached to each other so it looks strange when you shave it off i can only imagine its Wolf Man like volumes..."Jonathan said:Ha... It's hardly awkward-looking..."If you shave down stairs your going to have to shave your legs so that It wouldn't look awkward. Then you have to shave your stomach, then chest, then armpits. Eventually you become a pro swimmer.....
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How hairy are you?
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"What the hell is with people and their lack of mirrors?"They're risky.
7 years bad luck? Yeah, no.
"Just_Insane said:"What the hell is with people and their lack of mirrors?"They're risky.
7 years bad luck? Yeah, no.
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haha whatever...its ur hair thats going to get all lopsided and uneven lol
"GabuEx said:That's the real GabuEx. Most mods were complaining about the forum layout, but I guess he's ok with it."Yeah, I do; I can't remember ever shaving while on the second floor of my house before.Woot, is this the real GabuEx or another poser?
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Between him and Mr. Knowledge is Power Jaysonguy, i have enough sarcasm to fill a woman.
Both figuratively and literally.
yes...but be careful.
i was trimming around the "snausage" and got a little to close...long story short i now have a scar :(
Once, in a rushed attempt at trimming in the shower before company, I had scissors in hand and was being quite quick about it, when suddenly pain shot up my spine, I look down and... blood.
Thankfully I didn't cut anything off, or hit an artery/vein, I just sort of nipped some skin.
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