Do you shave your pubes?

"Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. 

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy. "

Yessir. Im a bit scared as to why you would ask this though...

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. 

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy. "

Lol, I have a harry ass too.

My mother says I got all my hair from my Grandpa. (I was the only freshman in highschool with a "happy trail").

Anyways I might try it when I start shaving with a real razor. I can grow a full beard, but I still use electric lol!"

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. 

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy. "

Lol, I have a harry ass too.

My mother says I got all my hair from my Grandpa.

"Relys said:

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. 

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy. "

Lol, I have a harry ass too.

My mother says I got all my hair from my Grandpa.

I picture your grandfather sneaking into your room at night with a bottle of Elmer's Glue and a pillow case full of black market pubes."

Please baby, I shave everythang. My body's like desert of skin.

"Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3, and regular shave cream. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. Anything for the ladies, sacrifices such as this have to be made.

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy. 
"

I have read too much of this thread and I feel very dirty. I'm done here...

"Relys said:

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. 

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy. "

Lol, I have a harry ass too.

My mother says I got all my hair from my Grandpa.

I picture your grandfather sneaking into your room at night with a bottle of Elmer's Glue and a pillow case full of black market pubes."

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Relys said:

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. 

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy. "

Lol, I have a harry ass too.

My mother says I got all my hair from my Grandpa.

I picture your grandfather sneaking into your room at night with a bottle of Elmer's Glue and a pillow case full of black market pubes."

It would be even scarier than that... Because he's dead. :D"

"I have read too much of this thread and I feel very dirty. I'm done here..."

This is turning into a legendary thread. Much thanks to BiffMcBlumpkin.

Also surprised to hear the amount of people here who openly shave.

"This is turning into a legendary thread. Much thanks to BiffMcBlumpkin.

Also surprised to hear the amount of people here who openly shave.
"

"No, I find that quite emasculating. Maybe a trim, but I haven't done that either."

nope

"This is turning into a legendary thread. Much thanks to BiffMcBlumpkin.

Also surprised to hear the amount of people here who openly shave.
"

"samcotts said:

"This is turning into a legendary thread. Much thanks to BiffMcBlumpkin.

Also surprised to hear the amount of people here who openly shave.
"

Well, I used to be a closet shaver. But I came out about half a year ago."

"samcotts said:

"This is turning into a legendary thread. Much thanks to BiffMcBlumpkin.

Also surprised to hear the amount of people here who openly shave.
"

Well, I used to be a closet shaver. But I came out about half a year ago."

Holly Hell this thread got popular damn fast! You sick bastards!

"Holly Hell this thread got popular damn fast! You sick bastards!"

No comment, lol.

"Sentry said:

"Holly Hell this thread got popular damn fast! You sick bastards!"

Did I mention I also polish them?!? :D"

"Relys said:

"Sentry said:

"Holly Hell this thread got popular damn fast! You sick bastards!"

Did I mention I also polish them?!? :D"

What do you use?"

"twenty0ne said:

"dreDREb13 said:

"Absurd said:

"I have before, and it really gets itchy after."

Not really.  Didn't for me.  If it does for anyone, the itch eventually goes away.

Yes, I do.  =D"

Are you kidding me? It gets hella itchy."

Extremely."

I literally spit out some of my burrito when I read the topic title.  And the answer's no. :p

"Vlademir said:

"Relys said:

"Sentry said:

"Holly Hell this thread got popular damn fast! You sick bastards!"

Did I mention I also polish them?!? :D"

What do you use?"

Bengay."

I trim, and it does get itchy the first couple times, but after that it doesn't.

"Really. I found this picture a while ago in another forum, didn't it hurt?

"

"Balls and bottom of shaft only.

Trim the area up above dick, don't shave it. No joke.

This may very well be the creepiest post I've ever made you dumb motherfuckers, but BiffMcBlumpkin does what he needs to do. So, fuck all of you."

Only if it bothers me.

But if I have a girlfriend I keep it well trimmed.

(-.0)

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Balls and bottom of shaft only.

Trim the area up above dick, don't shave it. No joke.

This may very well be the creepiest post I've ever made you dumb motherfuckers, but BiffMcBlumpkin does what he needs to do. So, fuck all of you."

I've seen far creepier."

ewwwwwwww......i think it looks awkward when a guy is as smooth as a baby seal down there!!!!
trim'd > jungle > baby seal

"ewwwwwwww......i think it looks awkward when a guy is as smooth as a baby seal down there!!!!
trim'd > jungle > baby seal"

"Solid_SnakeXx said:

"Tried it once it kinda hurt, having a future girlfriend do it for me :D"

She'll wipe your ass for you, too?"

i like the sensation...
but i'm thinking about growing it out
but seeing how the people who dont just say no
and the people who do make lawl-tastic posts
i may want to keep at it just for the sake of being awesome

"Just_Insane said:

"ewwwwwwww......i think it looks awkward when a guy is as smooth as a baby seal down there!!!!
trim'd > jungle > baby seal"

How about a five o'clock shadow down there?"

what a strange thread.

No i dont shave my pubes, thats just weird for a guy to do, but not sop for girls.
I do trim on occasion though.

The line was way back there somewhere, and this thread is way over it.