Does porn grow in the woods?

So I was just listening to the 03-16-2010 BombCast and around 14mins in guys talk about Mafia II and how they announced cooperation with Playboy, resulting in collectibles in game being those magazines. 
 
Shortly after a couple of guys mention an experience of founding some old, water-damaged porn magazines in the woods and all of them speak about it as if it was completely common thing. I realised my very first contact with hardcore pornography was exactly the same: me and bunch of guys from the neigbourhood found some heavily damaged magazines in the woods.
 
What the hell? How is this possible? I mean, today's kids have probably more advanced means to get to this stuff, but I find it weird that I have so similar experience as those guys... is this just coinsidence? Or do yu guys consider it normal and have experienced it as well?

Sometimes people masturbate in the woods.

Do the sticky page test... if it fails, well, I think you have your answer

Back in elementary school, there was a section of our playground that got roped-off one-day because someone found pornographic magazines. Like someone had died there.
 
So...Wait, damn, you have a point. 
o.O  
What the hell?!

Furry porn does.

Being someone who can't remember a time before Windows, this seems crazy. I get the idea of having porno mags and wanting to keep them out of the house out of fear of being caught, but why would you leave them in the woods? It seems like they would easily be forgotten, lost, stolen or destroyed. Surely there are better places to hide contraband.

Yep! When I was in elementary school at a friend's house, we went into the woods behind his home to discover a bunch of cut up porn magazines. It was awesome. Not sure how the girl who was with us felt about it, though.

I think that is a very much a 'growing up with out the internet' experience

Yea, i had the same experience as well, we had a cooler burried in the woods as kids with porn, gasoline, and other shit we shoulden't have had in it. Sadly ants got in and ate holes all through the pages so you had to imagine the parts that weren't there.

the internet is trill! amen

I found my first in woods as well, what the fuck. Unfortunately it was a 60+ magazine... and luckily it got stolen from me.

I used to live in Germany, so there was porn scattered all over the woods... I think it was their thing, pornography in the wilderness

Never in the woods, but I did find some soaked scraps of porno in the sewer one time

Goddamn swedish forests and their inability to grow porn!

I think I'll have to buy some mags right now and plant my very own pornography tree!

Bears get lonely too.

When I was a kid there used to be tons of old porn in a machinery scrapyard near my house that would always be surrounded by beer bottles. I always thought it was filthy drunk hobos wacking it out there but it was probably just teen dudes

If it did, I would be in the woods a lot.

Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

You people have weird woods.

Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

A while back my friends and I were walking home through a wooded area and stumbled upon a porno mag that had all its pages torn out and scattered along the ground.  Maybe somebody was jerking off to it in the woods and thought they heard someone coming so they tried to tear up the magazine and run for it?  Who knows, but you may be on to something here Quipido.

You ever downloaded a porno off the internet, 'finished' with it, felt incredibly dirty and deleted the file? 
 
 
Yeah, it's exactly the same thing, but for the pre-internet age.

Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

Nah, but wood certainly grows when I'm watching porn! 
 
AMIRITE?

Some friends and I once found some porn mags in the woods. I felt like we were uncovering someone's shame because they were some fetishistic mags. Like he or she was so ashamed of being into golden showers that they went out to the woods and tossed them.

Yep, totally found my second mag in the woods that grew along the canal behind my house. The first mag was a friend's that he stole from his dad. I'm pretty sure found porn in the woods is just stolen porn that some kids are keeping away from the house to avoid being found out by their parents.

Protip: if you find water-logged magazines, microwave them for about 20 seconds. That will get them pretty close to dry and you can salvage them. Probably not useful info in the time of the internet, but you never know.

Haha I can attest to this. When I was 10-12 me and my brother rode our bikes out to this trail in the woods that had porn mags stashed in a bush. Was pretty awesome.

The woods is the best place to masturbate.  If no one hears you, you didn't make a sound.  Watch out for all the bear shit, though. 

Long before the internet... men stashed their porn in old junked cars, the woods, the garage. the toolshed, and the boat in the backyard.

I clearly remember finding porn in these areas from my uncles(maybe) when I was a kid. My grandparents had a huge farm. My cousin and I would overturn every inch of it looking for stuff. Other than porn we would find the usual six pack of beer stashed. back to the thread question... Yes I would find and hide nudie mags in plastic bags slightly buried here and there.

Walking back from school through the woods me and my friends found a porn mag. Weird this has happened to so many people.

Yep, that's where I got my porn as a kid.

@Video_Game_King said:

Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

Speak for yourself.

@CL60 said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

Speak for yourself.

You mean watching Winnie the Pooh and realizing that he's not wearing pants gives you a raging hard-on? Sicko.

My brother, his best friend and I found my dad's old Playbody stash. One of them from the 80s featured our school's 10th grade English teacher. The weirdest part of it was that she was hot in the photo. @__@

@Video_Game_King said:

@CL60 said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

Speak for yourself.

You mean watching Winnie the Pooh and realizing that he's not wearing pants gives you a raging hard-on? Sicko.

If that makes me wrong, I don't wanna be right.

You all grew up in a strange time, it seems.

I find more surprising that everyone lives near some woods , but I guess is better than find that stuff in some city alley

I didn't have woods where I grew up. But I'd find that suff in shady alley ways. Different kind of bears, there.

@angeln7: Not everyone lives in a over-populated smog filled shit hole... i mean city.

The only things I ever found in the woods were used condoms and a dead guy.

Found my dad's stash in his drawer under some files when I was like 12-13. Got caught looking at Celeb Porn (bad shops) at my friends house by his mom. Comp was on dialup in her room and she got home from work and walked in and my friend quickly turned off the computer. It was so awkward. Found some in like a community basement thing in the co-op area i grew up in with some friends, one of my friends ended up setting it on fire. Also someone posted a bunch of pictures on the handball courts (it's I believe primarily a New York sport/game) at a local park. I saw a lot of porn as a kid...

Elementary school, found snippets of porno magazines at the back by a park with friends. Thinking about it now, it's kinda really fucked up.

Sometimes people masturbate in the woods.

@tfsteefs said:

I think that is a very much a 'growing up with out the internet' experience

Oh shit. You guys as well? What's so great about the woods anyway? 

wow, it is pretty true. i remember finding porn in the woods also. people made a fort pretty much just a platform, it had porn around there.

When I was a kid visiting Yosemite I needed to take a mean dump and I found a Redbook to use as toilet paper. Nobody jacks it to Redbook, right? I didn't wipe my virgin ass with some dude's crusty pervert semen, right?

The only things I ever found in the woods were used condoms and a dead guy.

Sometimes people masturbate in the woods.