Seriously okay? I mean fishing is hard because fish do not give a fuck. They see your fishing rod with a worm on it and they're all like, "yo, I'm hungry and I would eat that worm, but I'm a fucking fish so fuck that shit!" Then it swims away and you don't catch it. Dogs on the other hand are dumb as hell. You putting a fucking rotten piece of bread on a hook and throw it in your neighbors backyard and that dog will run right to it, and bam you just caught yourself a dog. I believe in catch and release though so have your friend take a picture of you holding it up, then throw it the fuck back. So anyways this is the reason dogging is not a sport, and fishing is, dogging is too fucking easy, and fishing is too fucking hard.
Do you agree?
Also, I got a new dachshund, and I named her Tali, because of Mass Effect. I'm a nerd.
Dogging would be the easiest thing ever.
"You putting a fucking rotten piece of bread on a hook and throw it in your neighbors backyard and that dog will right right to it, and bam you just caught yourself a dog. "
If you lived in California though half the time you'd be reeling in Ryan Davis.
"In england, dogging is having sex with a stranger in the back seat of a car in a random car park. "
That doesn't make sense, what are the chances of running into a stranger in the back seat of your car?
Dogging is a British euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a semi-public place (typically a secluded car in a car park) and then watching others doing so. Frequently, there are more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet-up beforehand over the Internet.
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" @ArchScabby said:Christ you're too funny... I hope you're a comedian. (Not sarcasm, it kind of sounds like it though)"You putting a fucking rotten piece of bread on a hook and throw it in your neighbors backyard and that dog will right right to it, and bam you just caught yourself a dog. "If you lived in California though half the time you'd be reeling in Ryan Davis. "
well i learned something new :) dogging, sex in a public place.
it is true though. dogs are pretty stupid when they want something. fishing is nice and relaxing sometimes when you want to catch something. i remember fishing with my dad. i caught a small fish while my dad didn't catch anything that day. it was pretty funny that it would happen.
"Dude, you think Dogging is hard, try bumming. Though some petty cash on the ground and then swipe your giant novelty sized net and you just caught yourself a bum. I like to keep my bums in a tank then watch them play together and marvel at their pretty colours. "
Man, that reminds me, why is it that you always see bums holding huge bottles of orange juice? What is it with them and orange juice?
'dogs are dumber than fish! imma go grab a steak and try to catch myself a pittbull. yum yum yum'
u dum.
" 'dogs are dumber than fish! imma go grab a steak and try to catch myself a pittbull. yum yum yum' u dum. "Better watch it, or I'm gonna pick up FetusFelchering.
This is the greatest concept I've ever heard of. Hahaha, this is just too awesome. You're a bloody genius.
" Seriously okay? I mean fishing is hard because fish do not give a fuck. They see your fishing rod with a worm on it and they're all like, "yo, I'm hungry and I would eat that worm, but I'm a fucking fish so fuck that shit!" Then it swims away and you don't catch it. Dogs on the other hand are dumb as hell. You putting a fucking rotten piece of bread on a hook and throw it in your neighbors backyard and that dog will run right to it, and bam you just caught yourself a dog. I believe in catch and release though so have your friend take a picture of you holding it up, then throw it the fuck back. So anyways this is the reason dogging is not a sport, and fishing is, dogging is too fucking easy, and fishing is too fucking hard. Do you agree? Also, I got a new dachshund, and I named her Tali, because of Mass Effect. I'm a nerd. "Try cats, OP. They're even less intelligent beings :3
Yeah, doggin is a sport in the UK....just flash your headlights near a quiet beach and before you know it, a Honda Civic is following you all the way up the road, with camera in hand.
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