Donuts or Donut Holes

Don't do this to me

This is one of the hardest decisions I've ever made in my life

How can I choose?! It completely depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

If it was a desert island scenario though, I guess I'd go with the good ol' fashioned sweet ring,

No commitments with donut holes, as few or many as you'd like. Also, no half-broken donuts left by other people to worry about. Donut holes.

I have a term paper deadline in about 6 hours and I really didn't need this sort of unanswerable enigma question posed to me right now.

put the donut hole in the donut?

Donut holes because on average, they're less likely to be filled with sweet-jizz (custard)

Mini-donuts.

Donuts can be any of the donut hole flavors as well as frosted. Not that I don't like donut holes but you need options.

What about doughnuts?

That's what I said!

Both.

*fixed

Depends on the establishment. Like Krispy Kreme I need the donut.. Tim Hortons I need the Timbits aka the holes

Donuts. Fuck donut holes.

Donuts for sure. Donut holes are good too though

If you get donut holes people expect you to share. No deal! Donuts all the way.

Donuts for the variety.

Sometimes a man wants more than just the candy-sweet glaze. Only the genuine article can do that for me.

Where is the option for 'I don't want to eat a sag of sugar'?

@paulmako: Never said these donuts were for eating, man.

A full donut is just too much sugar for me. I vastly prefer donut holes, or Timbits™ as they're known in Canada.

Yo, I'm taking both and you can't stop me. I will join family lost at birth....in my belly

Donut But Holes

Yes.

Its just a different shape. Either is fine.

Regular glazed donut is all I need

Put a box of donut holes in front of me and there's a good chance that whole box will be gone. A box of donuts and I'll very likely stop after just one. So donuts I guess... for my own safety.

Donut holes because I'm classy like that.

I never really liked timbits.

@villainy said:

Yep, I'll only eat one or two donuts and be done. The holes are dangerous!

They're called Timbits!

Regular ringed donuts please. Chocolate as long as it's not glazed. I fucking hate chocolate glazed donuts.

Pretty different I suppose, but I do like a jelly donut a lot.

Phrasing.

A chocolate bar donuts. Holes were a mistake.

As long as you pick the correct one.

You should just all call them Timbits, because donut holes sounds ridiculous. Also just say doughnut.

Can someone explain the origin of timbits? I'm sadly lacking in my donut lore.

@hippie_genocide said:

Timbits are donut holes from Tim Horton's, which is a big chain in Canada and practically nowhere else on earth. Imagine regular donut holes, but sometimes they go nuts with them and make churro flavor or birthday cake flavor.

Besides Timbits I really don't see how regular donuts aren't the answer. There's so much more variety with donuts. Donut holes are fine, but I can get the exact same experience from them if I just cut up a donut.

I prefer bite sized donut holes. It also depends on the flavor as well. I like strawberry bite sized donut holes.

The heck is a donut hole?

hmmm, donuts

I subscribe to the notion of a donut hole as a negative space. I don't think you can eat negative space so the only choice for me is donut which has a hole in it.

Timbits™ are a different question. I would totally take a Timbit™ over a Tim

Doughnouts tyvm.

Timbits™ are nothing to scoff at though.

I've had this thread open for hours trying to pick.