Fake Quotes by famous people

"I'm going to retire." -Brett Favre, 2015 NFL MVP

"The spice must flow!"- Mrs. Dash

" brilliant fucking quotes til now xD  "I'm half the man i used to be" Kurt Cobain "

"Fucking apple!"~ Isaac Newton

"We fired first"
- Kim Jong-Il

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger." - Confucius
 
"Man who walk around with hole in pocket feel cocky." - Confucius
 
"Man who make love on ground feel peace on Earth." - Confucius

"Make the Prequels? Nah, I'll quit while I'm ahead." - George Lucas

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"- Isaac Newton

"I never killed a guy."- Laura Bush

 "upon further investigation i do not in fact have faith of the heart" Matt Rorie

"Life is like a garden, plant your seed in every hole you see"
- Joe Dirt

"It is not a long road"~ Matthew Rorie^^

" brilliant fucking quotes til now xD  "I'm half the man i used to be" Kurt Cobain "

"I know it's hard to tell, but I'm only being sarcastic"
- HitmanAgent47

"I don't want to be in this horrible movie". 
 
Nicolas Cage