Familar With The "Penis" Game?

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#1  Edited By KaosAngel

I got in trouble at work today.  Me and a coworker were playing the penis game.  We had students and at random times we'd say "penis".  Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes.  I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.

Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis".  Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.

We got a 5% pay cut today.  :(

Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?

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#2  Edited By ShadowKiller

I never had any experiences with that but that must have sucked :P

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#3  Edited By RichardLOlson
The penis game is awsome.  Me and my friends would do that all through the school hallways.  Its been a while since I've heard anyone talk about the penis game.
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#4  Edited By Mercator

You are asking for trouble doing this at work.

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#5  Edited By Endogene

Well at least you now know that you can call your boss that he is a dick but not an asshole.

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#6  Edited By Alex_Murphy

I've never heard of that game, sounds like something out of super Troopers.
But if somebody hit me with a 5% pay cut (Not sure if that's even legal in the US) I would quit.

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#7  Edited By KaosAngel
Alex_Murphy said:
"I've never heard of that game, sounds like something out of super Troopers.But if somebody hit me with a 5% pay cut (Not sure if that's even legal in the US) I would quit."
It's legal in Japan...only for a day though.  I make about 8000円 a day, so it's about $80.  I have to admit, we did laugh it off after work and kept playing in the streets.  Dunno what got over us, the two of us just shouting penis on the JR Line.  Hah.
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#8  Edited By Falconet

that game doesn't sound that funny,care to detail about it TC? maybe i just didn't get it.

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#9  Edited By RichardLOlson
I know a certain someone named WilliamRLBaker who loves "The Penis Game".  There were several times late at night in his bedroom we would play "The Penis Game"......wait....that don't sound right...let me take that back......just cause two grown lay in a bed together and spoon, does not make us homosexual.
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#10  Edited By Death_Unicorn
KaosAngel said:
"Alex_Murphy said:
"I've never heard of that game, sounds like something out of super Troopers.But if somebody hit me with a 5% pay cut (Not sure if that's even legal in the US) I would quit."
It's legal in Japan...only for a day though.  I make about 8000円 a day, so it's about $80.  I have to admit, we did laugh it off after work and kept playing in the streets.  Dunno what got over us, the two of us just shouting penis on the JR Line.  Hah."
But shouting Penis in Japan, where I'm guessing not many people would know what penis means kinda takes the fun away from it doesn't it? Well I mean if you shouted Penis in Japanese that would be more fair. Of course I don't know how many people speak English in Japan.
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#11  Edited By Cwaff

I remember guys in my class doing this, except they uses "Burger" instead, the person who shouted it the loudest won. Not as risky I guess but they were meant to be silent so it was challenging enough. One guy won by putting up his hand and yelling, "MISS! THEY WON'T STOP SHOUTING BURGER!"

Good times...

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#12  Edited By twenty0ne

Hey, that's the game all the immature kids used to play at my school...

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#13  Edited By METALM1LITIA91

yea i remember in one class we did it and each person had to say it louder than the other. That teacher must have been deaf not to catch on

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#14  Edited By TheOldOrder

I insulted the virgin mary to no end in some text messages and trash talked the catholic church a lot when I was in high school, its more or less the same right? I did it for no reason

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#15  Edited By Hausdog

penis PENIS PENIS! PENIS!!!!!
I'm familiar with the Penis Game, but I've only witnessed it once. These two people were walking down a hall that was empty except for me, them, and a notoriously prudish teacher. One of them yelled "PENIS" right in her face and they left before she could process it. It was funny to watch her start laughing afterwards.

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#16  Edited By BiggerBomb

I've never gotten in trouble for it, regardless of how loud I scream PEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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#17  Edited By Wolverine
KaosAngel said:
"I got in trouble at work today.  Me and a coworker were playing the penis game.  We had students and at random times we'd say "penis".  Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes.  I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis".  Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.We got a 5% pay cut today.  :(Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?"
It is pretty weird that your boss doesn't speak English but know the word rectum. Do you speak Japanese?
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#18  Edited By fr0br0

You get two eggs, put them in a bowl, start mixing the fuck out of them, and what do you get? PENIS!

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#19  Edited By crunchUK

Yeah every night

first you play with it until it gets hard then you hold it and start rubbing up and down vigorously and then......


WAIT WHAT THE THREAD TITLE TRICKED MEH

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#20  Edited By Karmum

No, and I don't plan on playing it.

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#21  Edited By jakob187

...um...all I gotta say is this:


It's scary seeing so many doods use the term "I love the Penis Game".

-_-
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#22  Edited By Dr_Feelgood38
Fr0Br0 said:
"You get two eggs, put them in a bowl, start mixing the fuck out of them, and what do you get? PENIS!"
Props for the Egoraptor reference that shit was hilarious.
The penis game was never fun at my school because my teachers were all dicks. If two people did it, the whole class got extra work to do. And it always annoyed me because it was the same people who did it over and over even though they knew that it was going to be trouble.
I've never heard the penis game played anywhere but school before though.
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#23  Edited By Lifestrike

The traditional way we play the Penus game is as follows:

1: Declare that you and your compatriots are now playing the Penus game.
2: Say Penus.
3:  The next player (specified by the first) must say penus, but this time, louder than the first.
4:  Repeat.

The volume increases until one player (the loser) becomes the focus of a passerby's ire.

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#24  Edited By Optiow

I have never heard of this game.

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#25  Edited By papercut

I lost the game!

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#26  Edited By NinjaHunter

That was God telling you that you should of stuck with the word penis. lol.

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#27  Edited By Gunner

Me and my buddy do that all the time, only you need to say it louder and louder everytime you say it. Who ever pussies out loses.

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#28  Edited By LiquidPrince

I don't get the rules... Do you just yell out penis at random times?

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#29  Edited By Kajaah117

I played that game in school, but I had my own rules. To me, shouting it out loud anonymously was for pussies. I'd try to randomly insert vulgar words into idle conversations with authority figures, or even when raising my hand in class to either ask or answer a question.

Never got caught once. If you do it quick enough and smoothly enough, they never know what hit em'. Tyler Durden style.

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#30  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Sounds completely retarded to me.

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#31  Edited By TomA

your stupid

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#32  Edited By WilliamRLBaker
RichardLOlson said:
"I know a certain someone named WilliamRLBaker who loves "The Penis Game".  There were several times late at night in his bedroom we would play "The Penis Game"......wait....that don't sound right...let me take that back......just cause two grown lay in a bed together and spoon, does not make us homosexual.
"
HOW COULD YOU!? *cries* you promised never to reveal my secret shame!
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#33  Edited By KaosAngel
Wolverine said:
"KaosAngel said:
"I got in trouble at work today.  Me and a coworker were playing the penis game.  We had students and at random times we'd say "penis".  Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes.  I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis".  Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.We got a 5% pay cut today.  :(Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?"
It is pretty weird that your boss doesn't speak English but know the word rectum. Do you speak Japanese?"
Yeah I do.  Can't read for shit though.
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#34  Edited By Clean

That sucks.....PENIS

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#35  Edited By Wolverine
LiquidPrince said:
"I don't get the rules... Do you just yell out penis at random times?"
 Basically the rules are that you have to say penis louder then the person your competing with and this goes on until one of the two people playing refuses to scream it louder than his opponent. People in my school used to play it all the time. To tell you the truth I never saw a point to it but sometimes it can be funny to watch.
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#36  Edited By ThomasP
Karmum said:
"No, and I don't plan on playing it."

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#37  Edited By JonathanMoore

I had never heard of this beforehand going on this thread, but I know what I'm doing tomorrow...

-- God Bless.

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#38  Edited By deadmonkeys

I totally played this game in elementary and early high school.

Good times.

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#39  Edited By RetroIce4

People played that game in gradeschool...

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#40  Edited By BiG_Weasel

I knew two guys in HS who would play the "Giner" game (as in a bad pronunciation of the female organ). They'd yell that stuff all the time. It was hysterical.

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#41  Edited By DeeDee
KaosAngel said:
"I got in trouble at work today.  Me and a coworker were playing the penis game.  We had students and at random times we'd say "penis".  Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes.  I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis".  Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.We got a 5% pay cut today.  :(Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?"
No, and I don't plan on it.  Why would you do this at work?  Is your job that secure that you can play games and test boundaries of work policy at a whim?
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#42  Edited By Geno

I don't get it, in an English speaking country wouldn't they totally notice it the first time you say it?

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#43  Edited By deadmonkeys
Geno said:
"I don't get it, in an English speaking country wouldn't they totally notice it the first time you say it? "
Dude lives in Tokyo. Profile check ftw.
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#44  Edited By KaosAngel
DeeDee said:
"No, and I don't plan on it.  Why would you do this at work?  Is your job that secure that you can play games and test boundaries of work policy at a whim?"
Oh come on, you never play pranks at work?  It's awesome! 
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#45  Edited By Wolverine
KaosAngel said:
"DeeDee said:
"No, and I don't plan on it.  Why would you do this at work?  Is your job that secure that you can play games and test boundaries of work policy at a whim?"
Oh come on, you never play pranks at work?  It's awesome!  "
I think it is funny because he works Japanese women that don't speak English and they probably thought he was insane, yet they would probably think he was insane if they did speak English.
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#46  Edited By Systech

We liked to play that game with our old, senile French teacher.

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#47  Edited By teh_destroyer

Oh what the fuck..............
"They can take away our lives,but they can never take our PPPPPEEEENNNNNIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

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#48  Edited By Suicrat

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

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#49  Edited By Black_Rose
TheGreatGuero said:
"Sounds completely retarded to me. "
This