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#1 Posted by ItBeStefYo (1096 posts) -

Me and said flatmate used to be really good friends, but we both liked this girl that's living with us. I have to admit there isn't much chemistry between us though, it was mostly peripheral. Anyway my flatmate can keep talking shite forever and he often stays up late to talk to her (or at her, she's quiet). We were out one night though (not my flatmate, he's only 17 and cant go clubbing), and the girl pulled (made out with) multiple random guys, I was pretty drunk and on the way home I called her a slag.

For some reason when my flatmate found out that I called her a slag he started acting really cold around me and told me that he didn't like me even though we got on really well before and had a tight friendship. When I apologised to the girl, she told my flatmate to be friends with me again and at her word, he instantly forgave me and started acting normally.

What is that all about?? I personally think he was just trying to get in good with the girl, and if he could toss me aside like that should I even be friends with him again?

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#2 Posted by inkerman (1493 posts) -

Touch his shoulder.

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#3 Edited by NTM (9806 posts) -

What do you think? It's funny how some people come on here to vent when they already know the answer.

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#4 Posted by beeftothetaco (437 posts) -

Ever hear of the term 'Pussywhipped'?

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#5 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4312 posts) -

Some people are suckers and white knight bitches in real life.  He'll live and learn.  You can only forgive him and understand that everyone makes mistakes.  

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#6 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3413 posts) -

You fell on your friend and flattened him? That sucks.

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#7 Posted by Blackout62 (2040 posts) -

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#8 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

Suck his dick until he dies.

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#9 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2951 posts) -

I'm sorry for my ignorance but is a flatmate like a roommate? (A person you live with) and a slag like a slut?

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#10 Posted by Imsorrymsjackson (866 posts) -

Have a three way and then never post here again.

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#11 Posted by coribald (337 posts) -

This is why guys cannot have female roommates. Well, straight guys anyway. Trust me. I've tried.

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#12 Posted by inkerman (1493 posts) -

@Oscar__Explosion said:

I'm sorry for my ignorance but is a flatmate like a roommate? (A person you live with) and a slag like a slut?

Yes on both counts.

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#13 Posted by development (3009 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

Suck his dick until he dies.

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#14 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2038 posts) -

your buddy is 17 years old. you don't have a problem, he does. hard to get over being a shitty person when you're that young.

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#15 Posted by Dingofighter (1875 posts) -
@Inkerman said:

@Oscar__Explosion said:

I'm sorry for my ignorance but is a flatmate like a roommate? (A person you live with) and a slag like a slut?

Yes on both cunts.

There, fixed it for you. We're in England now mate!
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#16 Posted by Phatmac (5930 posts) -

ugh dumb british and their dumb terms.

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#17 Posted by pyromagnestir (4453 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

Suck his dick until he dies.

I'm not sure that a better possible combination of words than this exists.

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#18 Posted by living4theday258 (694 posts) -

@Inkerman said:

Touch his shoulder.

this or if that doesnt work.

@development said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

Suck his dick until he dies.

this.

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#19 Posted by Snail (8886 posts) -

Does he know the girl made out with multiple random guys?

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#20 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2646 posts) -

Faith in the GB relationship hotline restored

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#21 Edited by Itwongo (1735 posts) -

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Some people are suckers and white knight bitches in real life. He'll live and learn. You can only forgive him and understand that everyone makes mistakes.

This is the truth. I've been in this situation, more or less. Time will pass, he'll realize she has zero interest in him, or has been using him, or whatever the case may be, and that he's made a huge mistake. Then you have the ball. It's up to you to forgive him or not. I'm glad my friend did.

You might want to explain why you called her a slag, if he doesn't know already.

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#22 Posted by Cowmeat (143 posts) -

@Blackout62: I love it.

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#23 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -

While he's sleeping blow air directly into his asshole. If any amount of it comes out of his ears it means his ass is connected directly to his ears (very dangerous medically speaking.) Sometimes it's hard to tell if any air actually comes out of the ear so I like to tape tissue paper directly over the ear canal and after I blow air into the ass I quickly pop up and see if the tissue paper moves.

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#24 Posted by Sanity (2149 posts) -

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

Have a three way and then never post here again.

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#25 Edited by MezZa (2680 posts) -

Sounds like he's just young and inexperienced with girls. That stage some guys go through where he is willing to do whatever and act however to have a shot with her. If it were me, I'd forgive him simply because he's likely to get past this kind of thing eventually, and from what you said you two had a good friendship prior to this. He'll learn from his mistakes as they come back to bite him in the ass. I doubt he has anything against you personally or is faking a friendship with you. Going from my own experience, he's probably being more fake with her than he is with you. It just depends on if you're willing to put up with this kind of fake behavior until he (hopefully) learns. However, this is just based on what you wrote. I obviously can't say all of this with 100% certainty since I know nothing about the guy.

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#26 Posted by Turtlebird95 (3618 posts) -

What the fuck is a flatmate and why does it sound so dirty?

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#27 Posted by castermhief117 (818 posts) -

Best tip I can give you - never get into a relationship with someone you're going to be living with/next to. It'll be hell if anything happens.

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#28 Posted by Fattony12000 (8273 posts) -

@ItBeStefYo said:

he's only 17 and cant go clubbing

What in the raddington thornbury shitting Christ in heaven above, is that supposed to mean?

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#29 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -

Bitch is a slag and the guy a suck up.
 
Truths must be told.

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#30 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5726 posts) -

He will never fuck her.

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#31 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6117 posts) -

In this life, pussy is more important than food, it's more important than drinking water man!

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#32 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

I agree with everyone else in that he's obviously just trying to make you jealous

hit that

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#33 Posted by Akyho (2120 posts) -

He is just gonna do as he does until he decides or something changes him.

I have had it happen twice now, I only made up with a friend after 2 years of not talking to him....the other would be lucky that I dont try and kill him and the girl if I saw them.

Overall just make sure he gets kicked our instead of you if anything happens that isn't them two shacking up. Since if he is going to decide to be a dick make sure he pays for it. Why I will kill the other friend since he has not pay a pitence for it al and I lost a lot.

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#34 Posted by Lavapotamus (203 posts) -

@coribald said:

This is why guys cannot have female roommates. Well, straight guys anyway. Trust me. I've tried.

When this semester started, past-self would have come in here and said "Nuh uh, roommate x and y are both straight and they're fine around each other!"

Then I learned there's been a concealed crush for two years and now he gets angry when he's drunk/sexually frustrated and leaves hangouts in a huff because of it. It's...really high school.

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#35 Posted by Ducksworth (671 posts) -

It sounds like he isn't familiar with the sacred rule of bros before hoes.

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#36 Posted by Sinusoidal (3331 posts) -

@coribald: Not true. I lived with 5 female roommates in a house in university. I was the only guy, maybe that made the difference.

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#37 Posted by familyphotoshoot (710 posts) -

@ItBeStefYo said:

I was pretty drunk and on the way home I called her a slag.

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#38 Posted by Angre_Leperkan439 (369 posts) -

Had a situation somewhat similar to this. Friend of mine was friends with a girl (whom he was presumably trying to fuck), and when she met me we became friends pretty quickly (wasn't interested in that way since she has a boyfriend). So, my friend got really pissy all the time at the both of us, and would essentially just bitch her out (he'd never say shit to me cuz I'd deck him for being an idiot). Eventually, the best solution was literally to sit him down, and be like "Okay, we're done with this. You wanna be a prissy bitch about this, but you better stop".

Unfortunately, now a year on, he still really hasn't changed much. It works temporarily (like a few weeks), but then he just becomes a spiteful asshole again.

Still. I think that's your best option. Call him out on it, face to face, make him face up to being a punk, and regardless of how it turns out you'll probably know for sure one way or the other.

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#39 Posted by Rolyatkcinmai (2763 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

You fell on your friend and flattened him? That sucks.
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#40 Posted by coribald (337 posts) -

@Sinusoidal said:

@coribald: Not true. I lived with 5 female roommates in a house in university. I was the only guy, maybe that made the difference.

I did exactly the same thing. Figured everything would be fine. Wasn't. Guess my mistake was that I liked one of em a little bit before moving in with em. Just a little. Stopped being "a little" after a while.

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#41 Posted by coribald (337 posts) -

@Lavapotamus said:

@coribald said:

This is why guys cannot have female roommates. Well, straight guys anyway. Trust me. I've tried.

When this semester started, past-self would have come in here and said "Nuh uh, roommate x and y are both straight and they're fine around each other!"

Then I learned there's been a concealed crush for two years and now he gets angry when he's drunk/sexually frustrated and leaves hangouts in a huff because of it. It's...really high school.

He's an idiot for moving in with a girl he's had a crush on for two years. Should've brought it up to her (and you) and dealt with it before agreeing to move in.

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#42 Posted by Sinusoidal (3331 posts) -

@coribald: Really? Living with them killed any attraction I might have had in the first place.

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#43 Posted by DizzyMedal (419 posts) -

@Fattony12000 said:

@ItBeStefYo said:

he's only 17 and cant go clubbing

What in the raddington thornbury shitting Christ in heaven above, is that supposed to mean?

It means his friend is 17yrs old therefore below the legal drinking age of 18yrs old (UK). As such, he is not legally permitted to go to nightclubs which was why he was not present at the drunken-roommate incident and only heard about it second hand.

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#44 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -
@PeasantAbuse

Suck his dick until he dies.

Sign me up!
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#45 Posted by Klei (1798 posts) -

@Inkerman said:

Touch his shoulder.

This.

@PeasantAbuse said:

Suck his dick until he dies.

And this.

@beeftothetaco said:

Ever hear of the term 'Pussywhipped'?

And this.

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#46 Posted by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

@ItBeStefYo: If you had just done the 'washing up' for your mom in the first place, maybe she wouldn't have locked you out of the house in the rain forever.

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#47 Posted by jorbear (2570 posts) -

@development said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

Suck his dick until he dies.

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#48 Posted by panvixyl (337 posts) -

@coribald said:

This is why guys cannot have female roommates. Well, straight guys anyway. Trust me. I've tried.

Living with a bunch of college girls in fuck-all-nowheresville seemed to have worked out alright for Jeff. Got a bunch of great stories at any rate.

@ItBeStefYo: I get that you were drunk, but you did make a real douchebag comment. Maybe your flatmate is just trying to make good with this female buddy but maybe he actually thought you were being a douchebag. If you consider either of these relationships important remember that you were the one who fucked up here, don't place the blame on either of them and just. Don't. Be. A. Douchebag.

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#49 Posted by MindChamber (399 posts) -

A Slag is a Dinobot

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#50 Posted by Levio (1953 posts) -

Is this a slag? Google says so but I just don't see how its offensive. Looks pretty cool to me actually.