Finish the sentence.

This is a fun little forum game, and simple. Just finish the above sentence then post your own for another to finish. It would be amazing to have a cohesive story that follow along. Or just be completely random, which is equally funny.
 
I opened the box of cereal, only to find......

a lock.

a Nintendo DSi!  I checked what cartridge was already inserted into it to see that it was...

" a lock. "

" a lock. "

" a Nintendo DSi!  I checked what cartridge was already inserted into it to see that it was... "

a gun.

Herpes.

" @BestUsernameEver:   only to find that I didn't own one. So I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and... "

" @Video_Game_King said:

" @BestUsernameEver:   only to find that I didn't own one. So I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and... "

Ate some plates.  How's my Bulimia doctor, will I ever..... "

David Bowie 
sorry

...your taint is now a desolate wasteland where demons dwell.
 
So I picked up some Preparation H and.....

" ...your taint is now a desolate wasteland where demons dwell.  So I picked up some Preparation H and..... "

" @emkeighcameron said:

" ...your taint is now a desolate wasteland where demons dwell.  So I picked up some Preparation H and..... "

locked this thread "

" @Laticsfan said:

" @emkeighcameron said:

" ...your taint is now a desolate wasteland where demons dwell.  So I picked up some Preparation H and..... "

locked this thread "

that's one hell of a party "

 I opened the box of cereal, only to find . . . that I shouldn't be eating cereal when I could have used the five dollars to fund my cocaine habit.  

"This is a fun little forum game, and simple. Just finish the above sentence then post your own for another to finish. It would be amazing to have a cohesive story that follow along. Or just be completely random, which is equally funny.  I opened the box of cereal, only to find......"

balls.

This is a waste of space - let's try to create topics that have actual discussion value, please.