Fist fight in the street! Who wins? Jack Tretton, Reggie Fils-Aime, or Don Mattrick?

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Poll Fist fight in the street! Who wins? Jack Tretton, Reggie Fils-Aime, or Don Mattrick? (562 votes)

Jack Tretton 46%
Reggie Fils-Aime 52%
Don Mattrick 3%
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Reggie just looks like he has a lot of force behind his swings.

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Jack comes to mind first but Reggie looks like he could fuck up a dude pretty badly.

Poor Don.

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#3  Edited By turboman

Reggie is all look, but a goon at the end of the day.

Don Mattrick is able to defend himself almost as well as he is able to defend Xbox One's used games lock.

but you don't want to fuck with Jack Tretton, he's a crazy mofo.

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#4  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Don Mattrick would definitely be the first to go down.

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Have you guys seen Reggie?

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If it's just fists, my money is on Reggie.

But if hidden weapons are allowed, it's Jack all the way.

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Reggie, a man who says he kicks ass and takes names is a man not to be trifled with.

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#8  Edited By jacdg

@geraltitude said:

Have you guys seen Reggie?

He has the size, but I feel Tretton would be better in an actual brawl, better size/speed combination, plus I think Jack has the "go bananas" in him.

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#9  Edited By Enigma777

Mattrick is a squirrelly little guy that looks like he'll be good in a knife fight. Reggie is more like a heavyweight boxer and who knows what he could be hiding in that afro. But Tretton looks and sounds like he's part of the mafia so I gotta give it to him. That dude looks like he will fuck your kneecaps up with a baseball bat and then make you dig your own grave.

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Jack looks like he's seen some shit.

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#11  Edited By Osaladin

Jack will fucking murder them. The dude is tough as nails.

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In a fistfight, Reggie's got the advantage of basically being Frankenstein's Monster in a charismatic package. He'll literally pick them both up and smash them together like so much lumpy potato.

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If there are rules then Reggie wins.

If everything goes then Jack wins. He probably hides a garrote in his sleeves at all times.

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Jack Tretton will fuck you up.

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#15  Edited By colourful_hippie

The real question here is how many seconds does Don last?

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He's got the eyes of a fucking killer.

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Jack'd rip your fucking nails off. You don't fuck with Jack.

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Reggie has nothing to lose and everything to fight for #SickNintendoBurns

sorry, I could't resist. I actually have a Wii U and can't wait to play a video game on it #OooooTwoForThePriceOfOneonAllBurns.xxx

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#20  Edited By myke_tuna
@turboman said:

Reggie is all look, but a goon at the end of the day.

Don Mattrick is able to defend himself almost as well as he is able to defend Xbox One's used games lock.

but you don't want to fuck with Jack Tretton, he's a crazy mofo.

Basically.

Reggie has the most physical power out of all 3, but Jack has that mafia boss look to him and Reggie would be his strong man. After Jack somehow establishes his dominance early, Reggie wouldn't fuck with Jack.

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#22  Edited By SocietySays

Gotta give it to Jack, he looks like he is the head of some secret government organization.

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I love the skewed answers to this poll.

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Jack looks like he'd probably have one of those guns hidden up his sleeve like the dude in Justified. So uh, him.

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Jack Tretton will choke your ass out for even asking this question. Watch your back.

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Reggie is a giant man, it would take Don and Jack to team up to take Reggie out, but I don't see them doing that.

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Oh Jack, you ARE the boss of me.

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Whose body is the most ready?

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Jack looks like he would make a great sociopath. So I vote Jack.

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I know this is supposed to be a joke thread , but it would obviously be Reggie. In the real world, unless there is a large skill gap in fighting, always sees the much larger guy win.

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#31  Edited By mrfluke

Jack looks like he could fuck up a guy with a broken whiskey bottle.

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Why is Reggie winning? This will only anger Jack.

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#33  Edited By artelinarose

Jack Tretton is the hardest motherfucker this side of Newport. You don't mess with his brand of crazy.

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#34  Edited By EuanDewar

Jack, easily.

Sure Reggie is probably pretty handy in a fight fight but Jack Tretton is so fuckin sly he would have like hidden brass nuckles or some shit and dark that fucker in a second

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Reggie "The Mountain" Fils-Aime vs. Jack "The Ripper" Tretton vs. Don "Dollar Bills" Mattrick

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Ha ha, yep, that poll is right on.

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#37  Edited By Ramone

Reggie's a big guy and he could probably handle himself but I have no doubt that Jack Tretton would fuck both of those motherfuckers' shit up without even breaking a sweat.

Also Mattrick ain't shit.

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Reggie looks like a street fighter trying to pass himself off as a weakling. You buy it long enough for you to be put into the hospital with one swing.

Jack looks like the guy who whether you win or lose, you're dead.

Don ran away

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#39  Edited By vaiz

Oh my god, I think I'm literally the only person who voted for Mattrick. Did you SEE the wild desperation in his eyes yesterday morning?

Mattrick gets beaten around for a bit and then pulls out a shiv and kills everyone. AIN'T NO RULES ON THE STREET, SON.

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#40  Edited By Strife777

Reggie is a pretty big guy, so probably him. But Jack Tretton seems like the kind of person who boxed in his younger days or something and could get in a good scrap.

I'm putting my money on Jack Tretton.

Edit: Come to think of it, Tretton looks like he could be part of the mob. Rolling up his sleeves to to beat a guy tied to a chair.

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Oh Jack, you ARE the boss of me.

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Fuck yeah - Jack motherfucking TRETTON.

Reggie's big, but Jack's got the mind games - and he's hella scrappy. Did you see what they did with the PS3? This badass helped turn that thing around.

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Jack. Reggie seems like to much of a goof and Don is like a stick. So please explain how Reggie is winning?! This poll is rigged!

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Oh Jack, you ARE the boss of me.

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Straight up REALEST MOTHERFUCKER on the block!

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#44  Edited By redcream

Jack is a FUCKING GANGSTER and a Mafia enforcer.

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Reggie. The man looks like he eats nails for breakfast and those eyes have seen some shit man.

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Reggie is too large and in-charge to not pull out the win.

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Reggie is a big dude so I'm going with him.

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You guys are clearly underestimating the power of the Doninator.

Tretton is too nice and Reggie reminds of Lennie in Of Mice and Men and he wouldn't fight back until Iwata says so. Don is like a weasel and probably would sneak a knife in.

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#49  Edited By Voxatron

Hmmm... Reggie is essentially a giant out of a fantasy novel right? But darn if Senator Armstrong (MGRR) isn't based on Jack so who knows?

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#50  Edited By MOAB

@geraltitude said:

Have you guys seen Reggie?

i'd agree if i hadn't seen a weird video of him playing volleyball... i remember him being surprisingly uncoordinated.