Forgive me Father, For I Have Sinned.....

In these past two days I've commited two terrible crimes. First, I'll supply you all with some background information, trust me it'll all make sense in a second:

-I'm 17
-I'm one of those bums you remember from high school who, even at the age of 17, doesn't have a driver's liscence yet.

OK, now you guys know the circumstances here. I have no form of identification. I went with some friends to see Bruno last night at my local theater. Now, rarely if ever do they card people for R rated movies, the lines usually too busy for the nervous clerk to check. However, last night was different. My three friends went up, each showing their liscences for ID'ing. I got up and........

I bought a ticket for Transformers 2. I snuck into Bruno, of course, but as I sat in the theater laughing my ass off, I realized I had just given Michael Bay another $10 of my hard earned money.

Today, one of my friends who had missed out last night was dying to see Bruno. Myself and another friend went and saw the Hangover, which was playing at a time just ten minutes apart from Bruno. However, I was carded again.

Another Transformers 2 ticket sold. Michael Bay is $20 richer, and thus encouraged to further disgrace cinema and a beloved franchise. Am I a bad person?

I dont know what this is suppose to be...asking if sneaking into movies is bad or just another lets all trash T2 and Mr.Bay.

Either way I thought it was a In Bruges reference.

I didn't have a drivers' license until I was 25.

It's pretty useful though- you don't realize the extent to which it's useful until you grit your teeth and get it.

You can always use your... passport...

Honestly though, ID was never a problem for me... at 17, no one took me for anything less than 20 :P


Moral of the story, grow a beard.

I look 20 and it's rare that I get carded for anything.

"@Everyones_A_Critic: Your theatres card? I've been able to see R-Rated things for the past two years and I'm RARELY carded, if ever. I do look like I'm about 20 or so, but still, they're supposed to card. I'd suggest using your high school ID for movies.But yeah, twat move giving Michael Bay money. "

Fuck, I didn't even get carded during my first tattoo. I must look ancient. >_>

Dude I never get asked for ID for anything in my life. I once went to the bottleshop in my school uniform and bought a six pack in my last year of high school. Granted I had already turned 18 anyway so I was legal and could buy it if I wanted but shit you would have thought they would have asked. I mean come on. Even I gave the register attendant a "really?" look before I walked away. Come to think of it that Proof of Age card I paid for from the DPI because I didnt have a license was a big waste of money cause I dont think I used it once. And by the way I think I was like 20 or so before I bothered to get my license because I didnt really need it, but you dont appreciate what its worth to have one until you get it thats the truth.

You should be asking forgiveness for wasting precious minutes of my life.  For reading this thread and for typing this post.  And before you ask, the answer is no. 

How...DARE YOU!!! Don't give Michael Bay any more money for the rest of your life, you hear me?! Transformers 2....geez....so bad (I have a review on my blog).

Still, don't worry about the repercussions of this; everyone sneaks into a movie now and then. As long as it is a rare occasion, don't loose sleep over it ;)

You are just a terrible person. Now when Michael Bay makes Transformers 3: The Fall of the Risen we kknow who to blame... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with you people? That money could've gone towards the Ali G movie...

Ok.

Meh, you could have at least bought a ticket to the movie Up or something to redeem yourself.

That's it? That wasn't even funny... Anti-Climactic.

Wow, that's tough. I'm in the same boat. I'm 17 and I don't have an ID/Driver's License either. 

I'm 21 and I don't have a drivers license, passport or money to givee micheal bay. 

Ah well, nobodys perfect, tho some are closer than others :P

If you dont feel like taking the driving test, you could always just get a regular old I.D.

@LiquidPrince said:

"That's it? That wasn't even funny... Anti-Climactic."

This.

More importantly, can you tell us what you thought of Bruno and the Hangover?

You're asking a bunch of strangers on the internet if you sinned? :)

How do you feel about what you did?

"More importantly, can you tell us what you thought of Bruno and the Hangover?"

"You're asking a bunch of strangers on the internet if you sinned? :)

How do you feel about what you did?"

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!  How DARE you give Michael Bay your money instead of Sacha Baron Cohen!!!

I'm 17 and I don't have a driver's lisence... though that's cause I'm english xD And yeah, I only pay to go into the cinema every 1/10 times. Usually I can sneak through and get in freebies, but giving Mr. Bay your money =\ Repent