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#1  Edited By Jayge_

Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?

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#2  Edited By Shawn

I hate spiders, when I was about 7, there was a huge spider in my backyard, it was literally the size of my head diameter wise. Ever since then.. *shudders*

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#3  Edited By stAtic

I hate wasps/hornets/bees etc...

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#4  Edited By Yit

Generally, anything with holes in it. Lotus-tit, that one frog, anything like that. Gah..

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#5  Edited By Bloodbath

Centipedes and millipedes are worse than spiders to me. I feel like I need to go take a shower after looking at a picture of either of them.

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#6  Edited By nailerr

I read this topic and got the impression you meant Fuck Spiders literally, as in you had discovered a new species of spiders that inexplicably fuck.

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#7  Edited By OmegaPirate
Jayge said:
"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?
"
I share your pain man -I hate spiders with an absolute immovable passion!
They are horrible horrible creatures that should be banished from the lands and never seen again!!!


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#8  Edited By Shocker
Bloodbath said:
"Centipedes and millipedes are worse than spiders to me. I feel like I need to go take a shower after looking at a picture of either of them."
I know what you mean, those things are horrible.
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#9  Edited By BiggerBomb

I'm not scared of spiders and I cannot understand arachnophobia. I could understand someone being scared of a tarantula or a black widow, but just any old household spider? Meh.

I have a gross bug story though. I was going to take a shower so I am all ready (nekked) about to turn on the shower when suddenly HUNDREDS of ants come pouring out of the drain. It must have been an entire colony and I freaked the fuck out. I must have screamed like a girl, because that was straight out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

As for actual phobias, I have OCD so I am germophobic. That is pretty much the only phobia I have.

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#10  Edited By Jayge_

Those freak me out too. *Shudders*


*shudders again*


o.0

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#11  Edited By Dr_Brocoli

I like spiders because they get rid of annoying ass bugs like flies or other. Centipedes and millipedes are pretty horrible but im not deathly scared of them. I remember once i was climbing a huge tree and near the top one fell on my head then crawled on my neck, i was sooo freaked out i almost fell out of the tree! But whatever doesnt kill me makes me stronger;)

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#12  Edited By patrick5152003
if you're afraid of spider (which i am too) be thankfull you don't live in austraila.. http://www.fazed.org/blog/images/clockspider.jpg
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#13  Edited By RetroIce4

Wait till you see Giant Water Bugs... Man! Those are nastier than spiders. Spiders are still sick though and freaky. All those legs and eyes. (Can I post a picture with the spoiler thing that will show the image?)

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#14  Edited By Jayge_

I'm not clicking that link, but I think I know the one you're talking about.

I respect spider's contributions to whatever, but I don't have any annoying-ass flies and shit in my house (and any that I do, I have a trusty swatter for). So they can vacate. or DIE!

>.>
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#15  Edited By citizenkane

I don't have any true phobias, but I hate being underground in caves with no support structures, especially going through tight spots underground.

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#16  Edited By BiggerBomb
CitizenKane said:
"I don't have any true phobias, but I hate being underground in caves with no support structures, especially going through tight spots underground."

You are in these settings often enough to develope a phobia about them?
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#17  Edited By citizenkane
BiggerBomb said:
"CitizenKane said:
"I don't have any true phobias, but I hate being underground in caves with no support structures, especially going through tight spots underground."

You are in these settings often enough to develope a phobia about them?"
My family went on a lot of cave tours in our trips to the Smokey Mountains when I was little and I have been on a few more the past couple of years.
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#18  Edited By BiggerBomb

Ah. In this case I also have a huge phobia of small airplanes. JFK jr., anyone? Ugh, they scare me to death.

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#19  Edited By brukaoru

I hate spiders! I also hate snakes. Mosquitos suck, literally... Actually, almost every bug is a nuisance to me.

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#20  Edited By MOSES

Ravnailerr said:

"I read this topic and got the impression you meant Fuck Spiders literally, as in you had discovered a new species of spiders that inexplicably fuck.
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That would be quite the discovery.

Anyways. Spiders only freak me out if they are crawling on me. If I see them in my room and their close. I'll catch them and put them outside. But if their way to far to make the effort, I just leave them be.
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Dude you've got it all wrong, Spiders are our friends, they eat things like evil Wasps to keep us safe.

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#22  Edited By Manks

Spiders, centipedes, and millipedes.  Chuck Norris, jk.

 I checked under my keyboard for spiders when you said that, lol.  Thank god there are no spiders here. 

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#23  Edited By Jayge_

My grandmother hates snakes. I happen to love them. We have one in our backyard every once in a while (we border woods). Usually, it's a lost baby Garter. One neighbor 3 houses down somehow had a copperhead in his front lawn. They keep it as a pet now.

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#24  Edited By Aarny91

Pussy

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#25  Edited By Cube

Spiders be scary.

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#26  Edited By REforever101

thanks dude, now I'm afraid of my fucking keyboard

I hate spiders too

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#27  Edited By Oriental_Jams

I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, just irritated by them.

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#28  Edited By HydraHam

I don't mind the small spiders but the big ones.. they make me cry.. Weskers_evil_brother said:

"Dude you've got it all wrong, Spiders are our friends, they eat things like evil Wasps to keep us safe. "
o rly? is that why i wake up with spider bites all the time? for something that keeps us safe they sure like to bite us when we are sleeping not to mention what happens if you get bit by a black widow or brown recluse

friends my ass.. last time i checked friends don't bite or poison each other.

but i see where you are coming from, they do kill alot of stuff but no spider is a friend of mine.
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#29  Edited By dr_nefarious

Yeah I hate spiders as well. I don't really care about the small ones but If I see a wolf spider I'll shit my pants..

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#30  Edited By dreamachine

im gonna stand up for spiders, if only because they eat flies. and i hate flies more than anything

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#31  Edited By HazBazz
stAtic said:
"I hate wasps/hornets/bees etc...
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this
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#32  Edited By efrucht

I'm pretty scared of the smaller ones. Where I live we have brown recluse spiders, and they are deadly.
I'm more freaked out by ticks though....

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#33  Edited By DemoMan

I'm scared shitless from snakes, spiders, other bugs etc. and those weird baby penquin killer birds...

and of course dinosaurs.

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#34  Edited By hush404

Get some raid dood. That'll take care of em. I generally don't care for spiders and if they stay outta my space I'll leave em alone, but if they come near me, squish them little shits dead.

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#35  Edited By MadExponent
When I lived in North Carolina I used to see Wolf Spiders all the damn time.  When they lay out on a wall they look so fucking big.  I have a bunch of small spiders crawling around my place now...I don't really care about those, but based on impulse alone, I must kill any spider I see.  Totally dude...fuck spiders.
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#36  Edited By Giantkitty

They eat lots of bugs, like mosquitoes and flies, that i find more annoying. If they're where they shouldn't be, I just let them outside. Your area may have a bug problem of some kind to support spiders.

nailerr said:

"I read this topic and got the impression you meant Fuck Spiders literally, as in you had discovered a new species of spiders that inexplicably fuck.
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How else does a mommy and daddy spider make a baby? Although it would be cool to see a stork carrying a little blanketed baby spider in its beak

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#37  Edited By HydraHam
hush404 said:
"Get some raid dood. That'll take care of em. I generally don't care for spiders and if they stay outta my space I'll leave em alone, but if they come near me, squish them little shits dead.
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same here.. if im outside smoking or something and i see a spider whatever ill spare its life but if i see one crawling around in my house ill punch its face into a jelly
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#38  Edited By WSGRandomPerson

I'm scared of little china dolls.

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#40  Edited By Iffy350
Jayge said:
"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?
"
Spiders are making nest inside my car as we speak. Care to take a ride?
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#41  Edited By Iffy350
Iffy350 said:
"Jayge said:
"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?
"
Spiders are making nest inside my car as we speak. Care to take a ride?
"
I fear ants.
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#42  Edited By MrMiyamoto

I fucking hate spiders as well...

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#43  Edited By DeathStar

I love spiders =(   R.I.P little fella.  =]

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#44  Edited By dwarfzilla

I'm fine with spiders, I just never want to see them or hear about them. I'm so scared of them that I can't go into a room in my house without checking behind the door for spiders. It's not the potential danger, it's the legginess. I'm shivering just typing this.

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#45  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

o_o

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#46  Edited By newtruegunner

i just smash them with my hand or foot

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#47  Edited By DeathStar
Jolly_Lolly said:
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o_o

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That's a beauty =]   How can people hate such beautiful creatures?  Oh well, more for me =D
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#48  Edited By Jolly_Lolly
DeathStar said:
"Jolly_Lolly said:
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o_o

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That's a beauty =]   How can people hate such beautiful creatures?  Oh well, more for me =D"
I don't hate them, they're legs are just so intimidating o_O
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#49  Edited By Batman

I'm scared of Brown Recluses, but luckily there are none around here in my neck of the woods.

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#50  Edited By clarke0

Yeah I hate those little bastards. They are all over the place and I worry about them biting or crawling on me all the time.