Gender Swap

Play with my tits and stuff.. iunno

@AlexanderSheen said:

Would I be a pretty lady?

Ummm...

Pretty much act the same way I already do, except with a much deeper voice and manly stubble. And also probably get my new tackle caught in the zipper of my pants or something equally painful.

Same as every morning, rub one out.

Probably touch my vag

I'd reveal to the world that magic is real and anything is possible.

Then sift through the thousands of Internet comments just telling me to show my new tits or shut up.

Oh, I would also really humiliate any man who couldn't give me an orgasm.

Feel up on myself and then go get drinks bought for me at da club.

If I am a hot chick, I'd go and get laid. If I am an ugly chick, I'd go and get laid.

Why I don't think the Giant Bomb community is anything special

Look in the mirror, touch myself if what I have down there works (would be a vagina), find some unisex clothes that I have, buy makeup, a new shirt, a few skirts and dresses, change to the new skirt and dress and hopefully get to my class on time if it's a school day.

The relationship with my family might be a question mark after announcing what the fuck happened, but I'll still keep on keeping on.

@Ghostiet said:

@Mesoian: No, I played X-Change.

that's even worse

@Animasta said:

@Ghostiet said:

@Mesoian: No, I played X-Change.

that's even worse

Mistakes where made. Although now I know that if I ever wake up as a woman, everyone will want to rape me.

@Ghostiet said:

@Animasta said:

@Ghostiet said:

@Mesoian: No, I played X-Change.

that's even worse

Mistakes where made. Although now I know that if I ever wake up as a woman, everyone will want to rape me.

well when you go on the rape bus anything* can happen

*well just rape but you know

i'd be... a LUMBERJACK!!!

I'd go to the mall and see if the ladies rooms really do have free candy and couches, I'd flash dudes to get free stuff, and I would enroll in a ladies sports team.

I'd more than likely have a panic attack, as I would be confused, frightened, and of course sad over the loss of my identity and those I care about. I'd eventually take the first steps, whatever those may be, to rebuild my new life.

What a scary question.

More than likely, I'd find myself a walking monstrosity of mixed feelings and emotional instability, never quite finding acceptance for who I am at my core, and never quite fitting in with who I am physically.

I guess I'd start being a stay-at-home mom instead of a stay-at-home dad. I don't know how my fiance would feel about it though.

More than likely, I'd find myself a walking monstrosity of mixed feelings and emotional instability, never quite finding acceptance for who I am at my core, and never quite fitting in with who I am physically.

@mandude said:

More than likely, I'd find myself a walking monstrosity of mixed feelings and emotional instability, never quite finding acceptance for who I am at my core, and never quite fitting in with who I am physically.

this is honestly the right answer for like... 80% of everyone in this thread

Try to find a way to change back into a man. I don't want to have periods.

@McGhee said:

Get dolled up and find myself a rich man.

I would love to be a lesbian. 
 
Wait, what?

Probably look at myself naked

I'd make a thread on Giant Bomb asking what they'd do if they woke up the opposite gender.

Well, that's probably the closest I'd get to touching a girl. >.>

I'd sing this song

"Rob Schneider was a janitor at the local middle school! But after a chance encounter with the genie trapped in the mirror in the girls' bathroom, he became...! A woman!"

Hilarity ensues.

I'm sure it would go something like that.

@mlarrabee: I was actually about to ask if I'd have to turn into Rob Schneider before turning into a woman! Damn you!

@Cloudenvy: Don't get me wrong, but if you would turn into Chihaya, I'd hit you.

I'd have a chance to test how serious my girlfriend was when she told me she'd go lesbian for me.

Probably freak out at first, honestly. From that point onward, adjust to life as the opposite sex and do whatever it takes to achieve a normal life.

I spend the day like I normally do, but every time I would use the restroom, I'd think about how lucky I am that I get to see life from a totally different perspective. Plus masturbation.

go back to sleep

@JackSukeru said:

Call Professor Oak with the update.

You, sir, are a clever bastard.

I for one would celebrate. Women are pretty and I've always wanted to be a pretty lady.

@Kyreo said:

I for one would celebrate. Women are pretty and I've always wanted to be a pretty lady.

But having to sit down to urinate sounds like a hassle. That menstruation and pregnancy thing doesn't sounds all that fun, either.

scratch my bal- oh. :(

Re-spec.

Oh god your back

Use my breasts to get free stuff. My man boobs get me fuck all!

Go sit on the washing machine.

Oh, and wax my pubic hair.

@FluxWaveZ said:

@Kyreo said:

I for one would celebrate. Women are pretty and I've always wanted to be a pretty lady.

But having to sit down to urinate sounds like a hassle. That menstruation and pregnancy thing doesn't sounds all that fun, either.

Well pregnancy can be avoided but yeah that would suck. The whole thing would suck ultimately even without that. It's not that I think being a woman would be much worse, it's that changing genders and shit would be a lot worse.

But if it happened to me I guess I'd just have to try and get used to it I guess.

go on with my day as usual because I would still be disabled...

Also this scenario sounds like it came from some horrible manga, and there have been a lot manga's like this that aren't hentai

@Wraith1 said:

Also this scenario sounds like it came from some horrible manga, and there have been a lot manga's like this that aren't hentai

Reminds me of that terrible Kampfer manga/anime in which the main male character does the whole genderswap thing.

@AsperGamer said:

Go sit on the washing machine.

Oh, and wax my pubic hair.

Pubic hair

Well since I would become a woman, I can only assume that with it comes an intact hymen. I would probably sell my newly acquired virginity to the highest bidder.

@ShadowKnight508 said:

@Wraith1 said:

Also this scenario sounds like it came from some horrible manga, and there have been a lot manga's like this that aren't hentai

Reminds me of that terrible Kampfer manga/anime in which the main male character does the whole genderswap thing.

How is there not already an anime series entitled "Boobs? NOOOO!"

This world is incomplete.

Go back to sleep probably.