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#51 Posted by Milkman (18968 posts) -

Worst sweet sixteen ever.

(get well soon, Patrick!)

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#52 Posted by prestonhedges (1961 posts) -

Right now the pothole is somewhere on the forums saying "I'd rather have hit Jeff or Ryan."

Because it's an asshole.

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#53 Posted by KaneRobot (2696 posts) -

I hope this means he can get some kind of cyber...thing put in.

May all your healing be based on the greatest technology, Patrick.

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#54 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6805 posts) -

That really sucks, get well soon!

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#55 Posted by Little_Socrates (5844 posts) -

Man, what a bummer. We'll miss you while you're stuck in recovery, Patrick. Unprofessional Fridays won't be the same without your enthusiasm.

Get well soon. You'll be in my prayers.

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#56 Posted by Fattony12000 (8320 posts) -

Get better, ya doof.

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#57 Posted by Cincaid (3051 posts) -

@edgeCrusher said:

I was going to post this as a joke during the podcast (superbowl talk), but drinking and riding a bike is more dangerous than drinking and driving a car. Balance is your friend, and the first thing that goes when you consume alcohol. Still, get well soon man, Giant bomb doesn't forget it's own.

I read in the papers yesterday that if you ride a bicycle in Tokyo while drunk you can be fined roughly $23,500 and put in jail for 3-4 years.

Either way; get well soon Patrick! Getting injured on your birthday is common practice (in Sweden at least)!

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#58 Posted by Sanity (2158 posts) -

Awww, that sucks, Feel better Patrick!

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#59 Posted by BestUsernameEver (5026 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

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#60 Edited by Adrian79 (221 posts) -

Have a safe and surgery free recovery.

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#61 Posted by WilltheMagicAsian (1548 posts) -

Drunk cycling never ends well. I didn't finish the TNT, but I have to assume he was at least a little inebriated?

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#62 Posted by Canteu (2968 posts) -

Don't drink and cycle is the moral here!

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#63 Posted by ghostchant (143 posts) -

Is anyone having a worse string of shit happening to them then this guy the past year or so?

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#64 Posted by Castiel (3357 posts) -

Jeez that sounds painful. Well I wish him the best and hope he gets well soon.

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#65 Posted by Pazy (2755 posts) -

Get well soon buddy!

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#66 Posted by Aetheldod (3914 posts) -

That sucks duder ,,,, hope is not too serious and have a pain free recovery.

Depends on the injury ... but if he is tweeting about it I guess he will only be wearing a splint on his arm (to help the healing) ... My cousin had his collarbone broke , he could still play games so Patrick can still do his job duders,

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#67 Posted by ajamafalous (13567 posts) -
@PeasantAbuse said:

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

ahahahahaha
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#68 Posted by Chaser324 (8168 posts) -

That's a really awful thing to happen on your birthday. I hope it won't slow you down too much. Get well soon, Patrick!

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#69 Posted by Snail (8895 posts) -

Shit. Get well soon indeed.

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#70 Posted by CrazyBagMan (1259 posts) -

RIP in peace Patrick.

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#71 Posted by Damian (1521 posts) -

YAY Insensitive joke time!

1. Fact: The clavicle is the most commonly broken bone during childhood.

2. I guess there'll be no more quicklooks, then.

3. Hey, Patrick! What's the hardest thing about riding a bike?

Seriously, though... Good to hear you're okay and in good spirits. Get better quick, Patrick!

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#72 Posted by probablytuna (4983 posts) -

Man, that's gotta hurt. Get better!

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#73 Posted by big_jon (6446 posts) -

Milk!

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#74 Posted by TruthTellah (9811 posts) -

Aw man, that's awful. Sounds like it could have been much worse!

I pray he heals quickly and it doesn't get too much in the way of him enjoying what he loves.

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#75 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3413 posts) -

@CrazyBagMan said:

RIP in peace Patrick.

Rest in peace in peace, indeed.

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#76 Posted by Neurotic (635 posts) -

Damn, I hear the collarbone's the worst bone to break (except the neck or spine I guess...). I wish for a swift recovery for you, Patrick.

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#77 Posted by FesteringNeon (2277 posts) -

On the plus side, your wife can now bring me soup.

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#78 Posted by 2HeadedNinja (2270 posts) -

That sucks ... be good Patrick.

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#79 Posted by coakroach (2498 posts) -

I found it really funny that when I left for work the last forum thread I saw was 'Happy Birthday Patrick!' then I get back and immediately see this.

Get well soon duder.

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#80 Posted by Sanj (3142 posts) -

Damn, get well soon PK Thunder.

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#81 Posted by Coombs (3510 posts) -

@Damian said:

YAY Insensitive joke time!

1. Fact: The clavicle is the most commonly broken bone during childhood.

2. I guess there'll be no more quicklooks, then.

3. Hey, Patrick! What's the hardest thing about riding a bike?

Seriously, though... Good to hear you're okay and in good spirits. Get better quick, Patrick!

Ok that made me laugh.

Also Get well soon Duder breaking bones sucks

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#82 Posted by Superfriend (1723 posts) -

Confirmed: There will be no content on the site next week- well, unless Patrick somehow finds a way to work from home or the hospital.

Seriously though, get well soon.

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#83 Posted by Dogma (1011 posts) -

Hope you get well soon Patrick! As you said yourself, it could been much worse. Allways look on the bright side!

Take care and heal up. We are all casting Curaga over here!

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#84 Posted by Humanity (16764 posts) -

Don't drink and drive (bikes) kids!

Hope it heals up soon, I can imagine going to sleep is now annoying as hell.

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#85 Posted by Levius (1358 posts) -

Get well soon Tricky, anyway its not a birthday unless somebody ends up in a ambulance/police car.

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#86 Posted by JFunkhouser (96 posts) -

I broke my collarbone. Twice. In the same spot. Hurts like a mf. Get well soon, Patrick.

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#87 Posted by Kazona (3395 posts) -

Hope he gets well soon!

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#88 Posted by TobbRobb (6186 posts) -

Reminds me of when my aunt broke her left arm during christmas...

I feel for you Pat, get well soon!

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#89 Posted by TwoLines (3522 posts) -

Get well soon Scoops!

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#90 Posted by chrissedoff (2368 posts) -

rip

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#91 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5626 posts) -

Fuck. A collarbone break is considered one of the most painful ones you can suffer. Not to mention it fucks your mobility all to hell.

Hope he's doing okay.

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#92 Posted by deactivated-57beb9d651361 (4541 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

Wat?

If Patrick is only 21, you've officially blown my mind...

...and made me realise how little I've achieved with my 23 years on this Earth.

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#93 Posted by 49th (3639 posts) -

Sorry about the potholes, Patrick.

Get well soon.

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#94 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5626 posts) -

@GetEveryone: He's not 21. He's 26-27. That poster was just making a joke about how Patrick doesn't look like he's hit puberty yet.

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#95 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12573 posts) -

Get well soon Patrick!

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#96 Posted by Grillbar (2079 posts) -

aw man that sucks really feel for him and as he said in his tweet the biggest curse is that he cant drink on his birthday.

anyway get well soon. hope for the best.

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#97 Posted by EndlessObsidian (522 posts) -

Shouldn't drink and drive. Hope you heal quickly.

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#98 Posted by johnaze (78 posts) -

Man, that really sucks! Really hope you get well soon Patrick!

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#99 Posted by Oobir (98 posts) -

@Patman99 said:

Oh holy shit. Is the bike ok???

Heh, reminds me of something I've seen before. (A quick and dirty photoshop follows.)

(SupernormalStep's portraits are so useful)
(SupernormalStep's portraits are so useful)

Have a speedy recovery, Patrick.

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#100 Edited by D0tti (803 posts) -

Wow and I who joked about him finally being old enough to get his drivers license yesterday... 
 
Get well soon Patrick.