Getting a Stripper's Phone Number

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#51  Edited By RVonE

@hencook said:

TC, how much did you pay her? Did you go all the way, or was it a simple lap dance? If you went into the back with her, then it's probable that she's looking for a sugar daddy type relationship. It's typical that strippers will give their number to guys who simply pay a lot and do some outside dealing out of the club. But if it was just a simple lap dance under the $50 mark, then yeah she might be interested.

That's specific. I never thought about it like that.

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#52  Edited By Jeust
@NegativeCero said:

@Jeust said:

Where is VinceNotVance when we need him?

What ever happened to him? I remember his blog about trying to pick up a stripper too.

He's the strippers' expert around these parts! He's been laying low for some time.
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@pyromagnestir said:

You guys have let me down. This thread had such potential but has morphed into the "I'm scared of women" thread. I came in here expecting great things and intstead I found "eww don't touch the stripper," or serious relationship advice...

Agreed. We'll have a much better Goddamn world when all the prudes either grow up or find some other planet to be puritans on.

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#54  Edited By pyrodactyl
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@Ravenlight said:

Nobody's posted the obligatory "Touch her shoulder." or "Fake your own death." advice yet? I don't know you guys anymore.

It's a stripper we're talking about so touching is not really allowed.

The US is weird. Stripclubs in canada have no such rules
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#55  Edited By TheVideoHustler

Two words:

Daddy Issues

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#56  Edited By FiestaUnicorn

Her boyfriend is probably in prison. Someday he will get out of prison. Shortly after that he will murder you. Do you want to be murdered?

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#57  Edited By innacces14

@TechnicallyProficient: Give her a ring. I mean if she's truly bad news then the only way to find out is talking to her. haha

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#58  Edited By SwaziSpring

Personally I wouldn't want to date a stripper, though that may have something to do with my value system. If you want to go for it, then go for it OP. As another member here said, don't text her, call her.

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#59  Edited By Brother_PipPop
@TechnicallyProficient Text her man, at the very least there's a possibility of getting a fun story out of this. Or you two fall deeply in love an have two children who strip to get through medical school!
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#60  Edited By Barrock

Yeah I wouldn't wait 2 days. Give her a text or a call tomorrow evening.

Also please remember she's a person first, a lady second, and a stripper third.

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#61  Edited By pyromagnestir

@Jeust said:

@NegativeCero said:

@Jeust said:

Where is VinceNotVance when we need him?

What ever happened to him? I remember his blog about trying to pick up a stripper too.

He's the strippers' expert around these parts! He's been laying low for some time.

I only know this because I was looking at this thread the other day, but he's changed his username to hot_karl.

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#62  Edited By audiosnow

There are reasons she became a stripper.

Those reasons are in an emotional coalmine you don't want to get sent to, unless you're planning on becoming her therapist.

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#64  Edited By Hunkulese

Maybe she's just stripping to pay for law school.

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#65  Edited By labman

Okay, first things first, what kind of strip club did you meet her at? Was it a swanky gentleman's club or some greazy titty bar?

@BoG said:

I don't know why you wouldn't do this. Be cautious, but don't worry.

Good advice when meeting anyone new!

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#66  Edited By wjb

A stripper gave a friend (well, friend of a friend -- definitely not mine) her number at a bachelor's party, and he ended up calling her after we went back to the hotel suite. I don't know if anything happened, but not only was she still there the next morning, but she decided to hang out with us on our last day of vacation.

She was with us at the pool; she was with us when we went golfing; and finally when we got dinner at a Japanese restaurant. Some middle-aged guys were at another table checking her out, and I jokingly bargained with them to take her anywhere, but she drank too much and they realized it was more trouble than it was worth. The bachelor was pissed the whole day since he's the more straight-arrow of the group, and got in a shouting match with the best man outside the restaurant (not the guy who called the stripper, though). Afterward, I finally just told her she needed to get the fuck out and called her a cab. Last we saw of her.

The friend of a friend was too chicken-shit to kick her to the curb since he's not exactly great with the ladies and probably enjoyed the attention, and everyone else felt sorry for her. I bet she did that all the time because she probably had no one in her life. She clearly had issues.

Not to generalize, but strippers are strippers for a reason. I've only been a handful of times for bachelor parties (strip clubs are the worst), but I've only met one well-adjusted stripper who looked like she didn't belong there (I totally believed her too when she said she was paying her way through college).

I don't think it will be as cool as you think it might be. Also, AIDS and possibly giant, burly, jealous ex-boyfriend who will kill you.

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#67  Edited By ajamafalous
@Jeust said:
Where is VinceNotVance when we need him?
HE WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WHEN I READ THE OP.
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#68  Edited By Xbox420

Text her. Do it for us at least.

Don't use any smilies though

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#69  Edited By psylah

@Akyho said:

@psylah said:

If you get in a relationship with her, she's probably got serious daddy issues and that will be bad news.

If it's some sort of scam and you meet up with her and you get robbed by her pimp, that's bad news too.

So all around, it's probably bad news.

Stripper and prostitute are two different things in most places. Prostitutes have the pimps.

I'm talking about the guy who hits you over the head and robs you when you walk into the hotel room she invites you up to. Whatever his name is.

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#70  Edited By ajamafalous
@pyromagnestir said:

@Jeust said:

@NegativeCero said:

@Jeust said:

Where is VinceNotVance when we need him?

What ever happened to him? I remember his blog about trying to pick up a stripper too.

He's the strippers' expert around these parts! He's been laying low for some time.

I only know this because I was looking at this thread the other day, but he's changed his username to hot_karl.

He actually currently writing content for 411mania.com. Here's a preview/interview he did for Primal Carnage that went up today.
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#71  Edited By Daneian

Make sure to meet her in a well-lit public place.

Also, text messages leave a record of your conversation. Just sayin'.

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#72  Edited By Warfare

Go for it.

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#73  Edited By Hizang
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Nobody's posted the obligatory "Touch her shoulder." or "Fake your own death." advice yet? I don't know you guys anymore.

Nor that Ryan dating advice line picture, this sites gone crazy.
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#74  Edited By PandaBear

My mum says I'm not allowed to talk to whores.

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#75  Edited By linkster7

I think we should all rewatch Milk Money, that movie should have all the answers I think.

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#76  Edited By frankfartmouth

As it happens I have had some experience with strippers and what I can tell you is that in all likelihood this girl is a cokehead and has lots of emotional hangups that will make her an unfit girlfriend. Like I said, in all likelihood. Maybe not, but I tended bar for a number of years at a strip club, and most of them are cokeheads with weird daddy issues and shit. But you might have some fun. Cheers.

Edit: Some of them are methheads too

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#77  Edited By falling_fast

hahaha, oh god this thread

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#78  Edited By Mcfart

@PandaBear said:

My mum says I'm not allowed to talk to whores.

But you still do, don't you?

You dirty little panda bear!

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#79  Edited By Mitch0712

Try not to judge someone at first because of their job. Maybe she's someone that's more than just her job title. Try things out and see where it goes. But don't forget you might need to bail.

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#80  Edited By teh_destroyer

JUST TEXT ROMAN OR LITTLE JACOB.

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#81  Edited By myniceicelife

go for it, but be mindful on your thoughts on dating a girl who takes her clothing off in front of other guys for her job and how you feel about it if you actually start dating.

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#82  Edited By themangalist

I hate these threads when the OP disappears after arousing EVERYONE'S curiosity.

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#83  Edited By JasonR86

@TechnicallyProficient said:

So last night at a strip club I ended up getting a stripper's number. I wasn't gaming for it or anything, but she said she wanted me to have her number and for us to go for coffee sometime. Now I know there's a good chance that giving me her number was part of the hustle, but I have to know. I haven't texted her yet because Swingers taught me I have to wait at least two days to not look anxious, but I think I've gotta go for it just to see how it would turn out.

So I turn to the Giant Bomb community, who I'm sure are the authority on strippers. Any advice? Anyone date a stripper before, or "date" a stripper before?

My suggestion is to send her a video message of you stripping yourself. It's like stripper code. She'll know what it means.

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#84  Edited By grilledcheez

As long as she isn't married and doesn't have two kids, DON'T GO FOR THOSE ONES

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#85  Edited By PandaBear

@Mcfart said:

@PandaBear said:

My mum says I'm not allowed to talk to whores.

But you still do, don't you?

You dirty little panda bear!

What mumma don't know won't hurt her.

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#86  Edited By joeybagad0nutz

Call her, fuck her, leave her. BOOM! Problem solved.

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#87  Edited By awesomeusername

@TechnicallyProficient said:

Totally agree with you on call over text, but I was specifically instructed to text as she claimed she didn't have any minutes left on her plan for the month. Again, don't know if there's a deeper message buried in that comment or not, but that's what she said.

She totally wants to trade wang pictures.

I'm kidding. But seriously.

She wants to trade nudes. (Then maybe put them on the internet)

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#88  Edited By joeybagad0nutz

@Hizang said:

@Ravenlight

Nobody's posted the obligatory "Touch her shoulder." or "Fake your own death." advice yet? I don't know you guys anymore.

Nor that Ryan dating advice line picture, this sites gone crazy.

Here you go, buddy.

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#89  Edited By trav

@teh_destroyer said:

JUST TEXT ROMAN OR LITTLE JACOB.

I don't know why this made me laugh like it did.

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#90  Edited By nightriff

We probably should be the last people you ask for advice....I say give her number away, you want to get with that and get a disease?

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#91  Edited By iam3green

this is a great thread. i would say she probably has problems.

at work, i work at a grocery store, there was a stripper customer. i don't know if it was true or not. she just said that to her assuming father so they could get a reaction out of me. i didn't really say anything or nothing, just kept bagging. she kind of seemed like a level headed stripper

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#92  Edited By Amducious

Well on the plus side you already know what she looks like naked. If you like what you saw then go for it. Take a limited amount of cash and a pack of black ribbed knobblers. Enjoy.

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#93  Edited By Strife777

Don't get anywhere near a stripper. She's probably a cockhead bitch with daddy issues trying to hustle a litlle money out of you until her gangster boyfriend/pimp comes out of prison and fucks you up. Also, you'll get diseases...like "The AIDS".

/sarcasm

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Why did it take 5 pages before the GB Girl Advice(TM) picture was posted? Giant Bomb, I am almost disappoint.

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#95  Edited By StingerMK2

go for it dude, give her a call to make sure its her number if nothing else, and if her job of choice doesn't bother you too much, go on a date/for a coffee and see how it goes. I went out with a girl about 10 years ago who became a glamour model, it wasn't a surprise when she told me thats what she was doing, i saw it coming a mile off, i guess it takes a type, but yea she had a few issues, but my main problem being with her was that she was a pathological liar and borderline lived in a fantasy world of her own concoction, we lived about 50 miles apart and only saw each other 3 or 4 times a month, so she could get away with it for the most part. I'm definitely not trying to say all strippers/models are like this but i guess its something else you should maybe look out for

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#96  Edited By Hunter5024

Well strippers are people too, so you might as well give her a chance and get to know her before deciding whether or not her career is something you couldn't handle.

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#97  Edited By beeftothetaco

@themangalist: This.

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#98  Edited By minotaka

Go for it!

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#99  Edited By FlarePhoenix

Personally, I don't think I could date a stripper or an underwear model (or a regular model for that matter). I just think it would start to get to me over time, and might make me feel our relationship isn't that special (If I can just go down to the strip club and see her naked, it would weird me out). But what do I know? I've never dated anything close to a stripper or underwear model (or porn star, for that matter) so maybe I would be totally fine with it.

The one thing I'm curious about: should he ask her about the stripping, or should he not mention it (Not in a "omg, how could you strip! That is so messed up", but just more a general curiosity of how she got started and what not)?

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#100  Edited By Kidavenger

If she gave her number and you weren't asking for it, I take that as a very bad sign, how many other guys is she giving her number to...

I had a friend that dated a stripper when I was in university, she was very nice and normal, it didn't go anywhere but it didn't exactly seem to be a terrible relationship.