Getting a Stripper's Phone Number

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#101 Posted by ShockD (2487 posts) -

It's all your call OP.
Personally I think of strippers the same way I think of the usual sluts, so I would skip calling her.

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#102 Posted by Rawrnosaurous (811 posts) -

I like how suddenly since she is a stripper everything apparently changes, she is still a woman guys. Her job doesn't suddenly make everything different, being a stripper doesn't automatically make her vagina have razor sharp teeth.

Also if it's her actual number there is no way she is giving it to you in hopes of money, in that line of profession you have to be very careful of who you give it out to because of rapists and stalkers.

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#103 Posted by thebatmobile (995 posts) -

I demand an update OP!

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#104 Posted by kbeau73 (25 posts) -
@TechnicallyProficient said:

So last night at a strip club I ended up getting a stripper's number. I wasn't gaming for it or anything, but she said she wanted me to have her number and for us to go for coffee sometime. Now I know there's a good chance that giving me her number was part of the hustle, but I have to know. I haven't texted her yet because Swingers taught me I have to wait at least two days to not look anxious, but I think I've gotta go for it just to see how it would turn out.

So I turn to the Giant Bomb community, who I'm sure are the authority on strippers. Any advice? Anyone date a stripper before, or "date" a stripper before?

I guess it all depends on what you are looking for and/or what she wants. If you're just looking to hang out and have some fun.... go for it. 
 
I think the thing I always used to think about is "How many guys has she given her number to" or on the flip side, would I be ok with a stripper as a girlfriend. I think I'd get too protective of her if I went to the strip joint. Some guys can handle it, some can't.  
 
All in all, go for it. But don't text, give her a call.
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#105 Posted by Rohok (581 posts) -

I'd call her. What do you have to lose? She'll be legit and you'll go out, or she'll laugh and tell you it was for the money, in which case she's just a stripper and who the fuck cares about what they think?

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#106 Posted by jerseyscum (1285 posts) -

@TechnicallyProficient said:

So last night at a strip club I ended up getting a stripper's number. I wasn't gaming for it or anything, but she said she wanted me to have her number and for us to go for coffee sometime. Now I know there's a good chance that giving me her number was part of the hustle, but I have to know. I haven't texted her yet because Swingers taught me I have to wait at least two days to not look anxious, but I think I've gotta go for it just to see how it would turn out.

So I turn to the Giant Bomb community, who I'm sure are the authority on strippers. Any advice? Anyone date a stripper before, or "date" a stripper before?

She's probably hooking on the side. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid

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#107 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

@Rawrnosaurous said:

I like how suddenly since she is a stripper everything apparently changes, she is still a woman guys. Her job doesn't suddenly make everything different, being a stripper doesn't automatically make her vagina have razor sharp teeth.

Also if it's her actual number there is no way she is giving it to you in hopes of money, in that line of profession you have to be very careful of who you give it out to because of rapists and stalkers.

because 9.5 times out of 10 the stereotypes are true. There are strippers out there that don't have any really debilitating problems, but they are like finding an orange needle in a stack of yellow needles in a stack of orange haystacks being eating by yellow cows.

A friend told me him and some other of our friends went to some strip club a couple times in San Francisco a while back. One friend started giving this girl his camera and let her have like $1500, etc. He said it was because she was really good looking and giving him the time of day (leading him on). Then he said something about that's kind of their job and that's the only way they know how to make money. Selling their sex appeal and attention for money. He said it was his friend's own fault for starting to believe she cared about him.

Basically they're real life sirens.

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#108 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

@Jams said:

@Rawrnosaurous said:

I like how suddenly since she is a stripper everything apparently changes, she is still a woman guys. Her job doesn't suddenly make everything different, being a stripper doesn't automatically make her vagina have razor sharp teeth.

Also if it's her actual number there is no way she is giving it to you in hopes of money, in that line of profession you have to be very careful of who you give it out to because of rapists and stalkers.

because 9.5 times out of 10 the stereotypes are true. There are strippers out there that don't have any really debilitating problems, but they are like finding an orange needle in a stack of yellow needles in a stack of orange haystacks being eating by yellow cows.

A friend told me him and some other of our friends went to some strip club a couple times in San Francisco a while back. One friend started giving this girl his camera and let her have like $1500, etc. He said it was because she was really good looking and giving him the time of day (leading him on). Then he said something about that's kind of their job and that's the only way they know how to make money. Selling their sex appeal and attention for money. He said it was his friend's own fault for starting to believe she cared about him.

Basically they're real life sirens.

Hard to judge people when there are no jobs out there right now, would you just rather she be on welfare?

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#109 Posted by Dagbiker (7057 posts) -
@Bourbon_Warrior He was not craping on strippers because of their chosen profession. He was lamenting their skewed view on the world.
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#110 Posted by arjybarjy (101 posts) -

Don't call or text in the morning because she may be cranky.

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#111 Posted by Tackchevy (291 posts) -

You probably remind her of her absent / abusive father.

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#112 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Jams said:

@Rawrnosaurous said:

I like how suddenly since she is a stripper everything apparently changes, she is still a woman guys. Her job doesn't suddenly make everything different, being a stripper doesn't automatically make her vagina have razor sharp teeth.

Also if it's her actual number there is no way she is giving it to you in hopes of money, in that line of profession you have to be very careful of who you give it out to because of rapists and stalkers.

because 9.5 times out of 10 the stereotypes are true. There are strippers out there that don't have any really debilitating problems, but they are like finding an orange needle in a stack of yellow needles in a stack of orange haystacks being eating by yellow cows.

A friend told me him and some other of our friends went to some strip club a couple times in San Francisco a while back. One friend started giving this girl his camera and let her have like $1500, etc. He said it was because she was really good looking and giving him the time of day (leading him on). Then he said something about that's kind of their job and that's the only way they know how to make money. Selling their sex appeal and attention for money. He said it was his friend's own fault for starting to believe she cared about him.

Basically they're real life sirens.

Hard to judge people when there are no jobs out there right now, would you just rather she be on welfare?

I'm not saying they should be judged by their occupation Wouldn't you be weary of a used car salesman telling you the car he's trying to sell is in near perfect condition? When talking to a used car salesman, you have to go in knowing he's going to try as hard as he can to sell you a car even if it means lying to your face. If they're good at selling cars off of lies, then you know they'll be applying what their good at doing (getting what they want through any means, morals be damned) to everything they do in life. If your job involves giving fake attention to dudes for money, expect some bleed over into their everyday lives.

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#113 Posted by depecheload (622 posts) -

She has no problem selling herself like meat and you have no problems treating women like objects for your own enjoyment, devoid of humanity. Sounds like true love to me.

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#114 Posted by Winternet (8448 posts) -

I think you already know the answer to your own question and just wanted to make a thread about it anyway.

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#115 Posted by Marcsman (3823 posts) -

Good luck with that.

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#116 Posted by Sooty (8193 posts) -

@TechnicallyProficient said:

because Swingers taught me I have to wait at least two days to not look anxious

Do you really think a girl is going to be put off because you didn't wait some arbitrary number of days? Come on Giant Bomb, you can do better than this.

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#117 Posted by vaiz (3068 posts) -

GIRL WITH LIKELY DADDY ISSUES HANDING OUT THEIR NUMBER. YOU HIT THAT, OP, YOU HIT THAT.

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#118 Posted by Bogitt (214 posts) -

This should have been posted a while ago, for shame!

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#119 Posted by Dagbiker (7057 posts) -

2days? She's probably dead by now.

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#120 Posted by dachen (48 posts) -

@TechnicallyProficient: Believe it or not I'm in a similar situation as you. Except I'm already in a relationship, and we both agreed to be just friends. Nothing more. I have no intentions of dating her, but only getting to know her as a friend. I've had the opportunity to keep in touch with her through texts once in a while. Usually she'll be the one that texts me, but we just have small talk and talk about games that we've been playing.

Yup. She's really into games. Kinda weird, but pretty awesome.

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#121 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3830 posts) -

@arjybarjy said:

Don't call or text in the morning because she may be cranky.

Ryan Davis has the same policy at night because that when he's stanky.

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#122 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

It wouldn't hurt to talk to her. I'm sure not all strippers are bad people.

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#123 Posted by TechnicallyProficient (95 posts) -

Hey, I just pulled the trigger and texted her just shy of the 48 hour mark. No response yet, but I'll keep you posted. I was vague on the details in the initial post to gauge the reaction, but I'm seeing some recurring themes. A couple things I'll address.

First, on the shadiness of the strip club. Yes, it is referred to as a "gentlemen's club", and it's not a total hole by any stretch. However, I am in Canada and I have never been to a "no-touch" American club so I have no baseline of comparison, but that rule is most certainly not in place here.

Second, there seem to be a lot of people here with the "her job as a dancer doesn't define her" attitude. Which to some extent I totally agree with, and I think I showed a great deal of respect (which she claimed was a key reason she gave me a number to begin with). Maybe she spends her days reading stories about Jesus to blind orphans, who knows. Stereotypes aside, her job is creating a sexual fantasy for men willing to pay the price, and she gave me a phone number while she was on the clock. It may very easily be that the number was given within her fictitious dancer persona as a hook to keep me on the line and paying. It did seem that she was dropping that ruse and being on the level with me at that moment but, to use wrestling terminology, maybe it was a "worked shoot". For all I know I just sent a text to a local pizza joint.

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#124 Posted by tunaburn (2081 posts) -

you dont want to date a stripper. but you do however, want to date an ex stripper.

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#125 Posted by intro (1276 posts) -

Do what you want. I couldn't date a stripper though, or any girl who was sexual around other men.

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#126 Posted by MrKlorox (11186 posts) -

The first poster is right. If you want a wild ride that you'll probably hate when it's over and don't mind the clap, go for it.

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#127 Posted by CL60 (17117 posts) -

@Intro said:

Do what you want. I couldn't date a stripper though, or any girl who was sexual around other men.

So every girl?

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#128 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4311 posts) -
@CL60 said:

@Intro said:

Do what you want. I couldn't date a stripper though, or any girl who was sexual around other men.

So every girl?

Except for lesbians of course
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#129 Posted by Insectecutor (1264 posts) -

@CL60 said:

@Intro said:

Do what you want. I couldn't date a stripper though, or any girl who was sexual around other men.

So every girl?

DAYMN

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#130 Posted by intro (1276 posts) -

I meant is sexual around other men, not was lol.

Does that make more sense now or no? hahah

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#131 Posted by Clonedzero (4206 posts) -

whats the worst that could happen? well you could get horrible diseases, your heart could be broken, she could be crazy and kill you, she could rob you, physically or emotionally cripple you.

either way go for it bro, why not?

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#132 Posted by stryker1121 (2171 posts) -

@TechnicallyProficient: I'm assuming she needs you to help her study for her bar exam?

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#133 Posted by sins_of_mosin (1713 posts) -

I would throw it away.  Its almost as bad as getting a number from a chick in a bar.

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#134 Posted by NoblesseOblige (2 posts) -

yo yo yo
As a long tenured john I will give my 2c.
 
If a girl gives you her number at the club then most likely your initial instinct is right: "it may very easily be that the number was given within her fictitious dancer persona as a hook to keep me on the line and paying". Other very likely options: she is trying to get you to pay for sex, she is trying to white knight scam you. "Oh, my coked up boyfriend won't pay child support/robbed me; my shitty landlord cut the heat/water/internet; I need $100/$1000/$10000 for food/medical care/tuition." 
 
If a stripper legit wants to date you, she will emphasize 1000 times that she is NOT giving you her number because she wants you to pay for head. 

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#135 Posted by glyn (390 posts) -

Double up and you will be fine

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#136 Posted by stryker1121 (2171 posts) -

@TechnicallyProficient: The "don't call, text me line" throws me, and the guy who posted above me has some good advice (

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#137 Posted by Schatzy23 (205 posts) -

I'm interested in seeing where this adventure goes. Going to have to keep an eye on this topic. Keep us updated OP.

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#138 Posted by HerbieBug (4228 posts) -

I expect a full copy of your medical chart with details about your new resident crabs and syphilis. :)

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#139 Posted by NickL (2275 posts) -

@sins_of_mosin said:

I would throw it away. Its almost as bad as getting a number from a chick in a bar.

Since when is getting a number in a bar a bad thing?

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#140 Posted by granderojo (1898 posts) -

I am roommates with a girl who strips and friends with another. Both normal girls with normal problems.

That said, why the fuck people go to strip joints to see tatas is beyond me. I never got the appeal of that shit.

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#141 Posted by ashogo (952 posts) -

@TechnicallyProficient: So...any updates OP?

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#142 Posted by FlarePhoenix (433 posts) -

@thabigred said:

I am roommates with a girl who strips and friends with another. Both normal girls with normal problems.

That said, why the fuck people go to strip joints to see tatas is beyond me. I never got the appeal of that shit.

Some people like breasts.

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#143 Posted by BicycleHam (1391 posts) -

@FlarePhoenix said:

@thabigred said:

I am roommates with a girl who strips and friends with another. Both normal girls with normal problems.

That said, why the fuck people go to strip joints to see tatas is beyond me. I never got the appeal of that shit.

Some people like breasts.

Some people like free porn to. I wonder where the overlap is.

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#144 Posted by slrms (8 posts) -
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#145 Edited by soulcake (2818 posts) -

Best Necro thread in 2019. Man this forum used to be something else i miss those days :'(.

As for my five cents on it. The dude got mugged by Cardi B and was afraid to report it in this thread

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#146 Posted by someoneproud (623 posts) -

Now they both strip. Sweet really.

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#147 Posted by eccentrix (2414 posts) -

Duder let us down.