Giant Bomb Haiku Thread

Show your appreciation for the Bombsquad with a Giant Bomb-themed haiku!

Rules:

1. Haikus should consist of 3 lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively.
2. The haiku should be related to Giant Bomb, or at the very least, to gaming in general.

Yo, Caravella

You have an innocent voice,

An infectious laugh

I wrote one before

in @gamer_152's thread,

to get a free game.

I cannot express

my feelings for giantbomb

in few syllables

They asked the wizard

What he thought of the topic

"This shit is fucked up"

Don't shake the baby / Hey everyone it's Tuesday / I've just pulled a Brad

One really good move

Where you stab dude shank style

Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh

Who would win a fight

The great debate, bat or knife

Probably cop knife

What's The Rock cooking?

"Oh! Maybe it's collusion!?"

No, King. It's Time Juice.

What is the fastest,

Brad has been killed on a game?

Twenty two seconds.

I can't write Haiku's

Without counting my fingers

I am an adult

Hot scoops every week

Interview dump truck is here

Beep beep beep beep beep

Giant Bomb Forums

Full of blogs, reviews, and polls

How do I get girl?

"Get that hunk a dunk!"

Is all you hear from the kids.

Rap-Man must be stopped.

--

Welcome back, Rorie!

Bug reports will still start with

"DAAAVE! SITE IS BROKEN!!!"

I'll tell you that games

For me, are a religion

And Haze is the shit.

5,7, then 5

Is different in English

Than Japanese. Jeff.

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,

Na, Na, Na, Batman!

A Bomb Gigantic

With Luchadeer at the helm

This shit be crazy

Fuck Ryan Davis

He drank breast milk at Pax East

Fuck Ryan Davis