Giant Bomb Merchandise: I need your ideas!

Stickers work, I'm sure the overhead isn't too much.

Patches. You could do all the mascots and even some of the characters of the crew

A poster of the Rival Video Game Website picture would be awesome.

What are you guys waiting for: GIANTBOMB ACTION FIGURES!

Also, Giantbomb Zojaruchi.

Luchadeer Beerstein

Hardcore Dave T-Shirt

Big Red Phone phone

"New Hot Jam"/ "Friends With The Dragon"/ "Gaming Is My Religion And Giantbomb Is the Shit!"/ "Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh... Charmingly Garrulous"/"Bananas"/"Bat Shit!"/"Grandma's Cookie"/Emails"/Blap! Blap! Blap! Hand Me My Choco Taco!"/"Pizza Sphere" any slogan T-Shirt or other merch. (Zamby)

Whiskey Media, The Story DVD. Giantbomb Behind The Scenes DVD. E3 Behind The Scenes DVD.

The Jeff Gerstmann Story Hardcover and Paperback

Flags.

World Tout T-Shirt.

Baseball Caps

Wallpaper/Screensavers

Midnight Brown Albums

Giantbomb Chess set

Giantbomb character (Luchadeer, Lincoln Force Lincoln, Saucepan Man, Fake Ice-T etc.) Comic Book.

Batmanbatmanbatman.com T-Shirt

Hoddy, Jacket, Polo, Shirt etc.

An actual Premium Member Medal like the one around our Icon (you know, out of plastic or something cheap")

A Giantbomb Yo-Yo (ah... why not?)

A Giantbomb Wall Clock

Lanyards

A T-Shirt with the Shadow of the Colossus grip meter in the middle and a picture of Brad's face inside it with the letters RTFM! below.

Giantbomb Fake Currency

Watch

Giantbomb Hockey Powder/Can of Rotting Fish

(If possible...) Giantbomb Ramen Noodles.

Giantbomb Beach Ball/Beach Towel/Swim Trunks.

Slippers and pipe with which to enjoy the Bombcast in comfort, also comes with smoking jacket and fez.

Also, a Giantbomb Fez.

Giantbomb Cookbook

Vanity Plates

Throw pillow.

Fortune Cookies that read "Have Batman" or "Always be Testing." Or something Young Snide said on his old Internet accounts.

T-Shirts of the Bombcast Season 3 logo.

Wonderful Universe of This Ain't No Game T-Shirt

And so much more...

Endurance Run boxed sets.

I'm a little late to this thread and will probably repeat some suggestions. Below are things I know I would buy.

-Plush Luchadeer!

-Shot glasses

-Flat-bil hat

plushy luchadeer

@Max_Hydrogen said:

Flags.

Midnight Brown Albums

Giantbomb Chess set

Giantbomb character (Luchadeer, Lincoln Force Lincoln, Saucepan Man, Fake Ice-T etc.) Comic Book.

An actual Premium Member Medal like the one around our Icon (you know, out of plastic or something cheap")

A Giantbomb Yo-Yo (ah... why not?)

Giantbomb Fake Currency

Watch

Are these serious suggestions or did you just want to do a 'kitchen sink' approach?

I'd love some patches!

Poster would be awesome

collectables of all the collectables vinny collects

Lincion force, Lincion Logs

You should make a clone of Game Dev Story set in the Whiskey Media offices. You have to make the podcast, quick looks, Happy Hours, code the website, and review games all with the gameplay of GDS. 
 
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