what to do
girl look at me in class
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@BeachThunder said:
Make a parody of girl advice thread in order to get attention from people online.
Make a parody of girl advice thread in order to get attention from people online.To be fair, based on all the replies thus far, he has succeeded. Which still Includes my very own post of course... o-oh no. I'm apart of the problem, I'm promoting spam, I'm GIVING THEM WHAT-THEY-WANT!! I can't go on living. I'm going to end it - tonight. I just hope to God, Mary and Joseph you will all join me.
@Heltom92 said:..What is girl?what is girl!?!?!
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
naw maw
fun with punctuation:
girl, look at me in class.
girl look! At me in class.
girl look at me. In class.
girl look at me in. Class!
You are clearly in love with her, and have wanted to tell her for years.
Of course, your next logical step is to misinterpret her friendly attitude towards you as affection (mostly due to your experience both with intimacy and with women in general), and engage in a lengthy online chat, only to profess your undying adoration for her.
Likely, she will rebuff your romantic advances, but fret not! You can then retreat to the internet, and ask strangers on forums completely unrelated to dating and romance for advice on how to continue the pursuit of this woman who you clearly deserve, who only ever dates jerks who don't appreciate her like you do.
Step 1. Notice girl making eye contact.
Step 2. Return eye contact to girl.
Step 3. Show her your penis.
"Ask your mom. We're a Video Game and can't help You." - by Jeff Gerstmann (Story Hour Adventures Quick Look)
Here's what you do. Next time, just whip out your cock...in front of the whole classroom, don't think about it...JUST DO IT!
It's interesting that I can tell your picture is Ned Flanders despite the shape being totally different.
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