So to add to the list of Angry Birds shower gels, slippers and HDMI-cables, there apparently is AB branded espresso coffee beans. What will they think of next?
God damned Angry Birds are everywhere!
So to add to the list of Angry Birds shower gels, slippers and HDMI-cables, there apparently is AB branded espresso coffee beans. What will they think of next?
I have an idea as to where it'll go next, but I can't really post it, since it's the type of thing I know would get me banned.
I saw those at the grocery yesterday too and that got me thinking. To my understanding, Angry Birds branded products mainly attract children's attention. So did that company really think that there are enough adults to buy angry birds espresso since there can't be any kids that want to drink espresso. And if I was a parent I wouldn't even let my child drink espresso.
@Video_Game_King said:
I have an idea as to where it'll go next, but I can't really post it, since it's the type of thing I know would get me banned.
Does that pig in the picture have right kind of reaction to it?
@Icemo said:
I saw those at the grocery yesterday too and that got me thinking. To my understanding, Angry Birds branded products mainly attract children's attention. So did that company really think that there are enough adults to buy angry birds espresso since there can't be any kids that want to drink espresso. And if I was a parent I wouldn't even let my child drink espresso.
Man... if I had a Flash game that wasn't very good, cost almost no money to make, and companies all over the world were chomping at the bit to buy into, buddy, let me tell you: I would take full and immediate advantage of my situation. Underwear, check. Lava lamps, check. Gratification devices, check. I would give you the okay to sell Angry Birds branded how-to guides on animal husbandry in a heart beat. Against all odds, this thing is killer and, unless they're coding on keyboards made of solid gold, Rovio is presently and proudly rolling in all the money ever.
I'm happy for them. They made something that sells so they should sell it. No reason to be upset at other peoples successes.
@Video_Game_King said:
I have an idea as to where it'll go next, but I can't really post it, since it's the type of thing I know would get me banned.
Pediatric Gynecological instruments? Douche bags? Dildos? Butt plugs? Sensual lotions? Cock Rings? Am I on the right track?
@crusader8463 said:
@Video_Game_King said:
I have an idea as to where it'll go next, but I can't really post it, since it's the type of thing I know would get me banned.
Dildos? Butt plugs? Am I on the right track?
Yes.
There has never been an app becoming so large. I don't see the point. It's birds...shooting at green pigs. Why the hell would anyone buy merchandise of the fucks? Cash I guess.
Add cakes, pants, shirts, hoodies, hats, playing cards, TV show, more games, even more games and candy to that list and it's pretty easy to see where they're going with it next
I mean Angry Birds is a fun game but holy shit it's getting a little ridiculous with how huge it has gotten. Was it just right place, right time for when they released it?
I don't get it, what is so great about this whole brand? Anyway, good for those guys, getting paid is good enough an excuse to put that shit everywhere. The game isn't even that fun, at least to me.
I'd come up with something else for them to put Angry Birds in, but it would probably already be done.
@Icemo said:
I saw those at the grocery yesterday too and that got me thinking. To my understanding, Angry Birds branded products mainly attract children's attention. So did that company really think that there are enough adults to buy angry birds espresso since there can't be any kids that want to drink espresso. And if I was a parent I wouldn't even let my child drink espresso.
You'd be surprised how many older people like that game. My parents LOVE Angry Birds. In fact their iPad is pretty much an Angry Birds machine. I could absolutely see my folks picking this up at the store as a joke. It may be a joke purchase but Rovio is laughing all the way to the bank.
@Sevenout said:
@Icemo said:
I saw those at the grocery yesterday too and that got me thinking. To my understanding, Angry Birds branded products mainly attract children's attention. So did that company really think that there are enough adults to buy angry birds espresso since there can't be any kids that want to drink espresso. And if I was a parent I wouldn't even let my child drink espresso.
You'd be surprised how many older people like that game. My parents LOVE Angry Birds. In fact their iPad is pretty much an Angry Birds machine. I could absolutely see my folks picking this up at the store as a joke. It may be a joke purchase but Rovio is laughing all the way to the bank.
Yup parents love Angry Birds too. This summer I worked as a games person at an amusement park. The park had an officially licensed Angry Birds game where you try to knock three cans from a table with one bean bag, the prizes being an Angry Birds basketball for doing it once and a Angry Birds plush if you do it on your next shot. Any other game, like ring toss, would maybe pull in $1500-2000 on a weekday by the end of the night where the games person stationed there was effectively using to mic to pull people in but the Angry Birds game was insane. For one shift that Angry Birds game would gross $2500 without me even trying to get people to play and the majority of player were adults.
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