Maybe I'm nuts, but I've been doing this thing where I smile at and greet people I've never spoken to before for a couple of years now, often spouting remotely relevant nonsense in the process. You know, passers by on the street, new colleagues at work, clerks at the counter, etc. OK, so I definitely am nuts... but this practice has brightened many a preoccupied stranger's day, as is testified by the warm smiles and hearty laughter I so often get in return. In fact, up until this morning, the worst response I got was being completely ignored, even by the most shady of customers. Hell, it even works on grumpy old ladies!
That all changed this day, however, in my fateful encounter with a young dude passing me on the street on the way to work. He wore this cool shirt that read, "KICK ASS." Naturally, I smiled and greeted him with the universally amicable gesture of a double thumbs-up, cheering, "Hey, kick-ass!" He didn't look none to impressed, so I figured he was going to give me the ignore, but as he walked past me, to my horror, he replied in a decidedly non-amicable tone of voice, "I'll kick your fuckin' ass." He promptly walked off as I fruitlessly tried to explain to his back that I was referring to the logo on his shirt.
I am now convinced that people who wear "KICK ASS" shirts are the spawn of the devil. Nevertheless, I shall not abandon my duty of distributing smiles amongst my human brethren! A stranger is simply a friend you haven't met yet, after all. XD
Greeting random strangers
people who do this make me feel uncomfortable. One time a lady at a coffee shop decided to talk at me for several minutes about her journeys trying to find a place that serves panninis. I of course tried to be polite but was rewarded by even more insane jabberings. My advice if you don't want someone to talk to you be rude.
Depends on what you're talking about. I had a cashier at Sears start telling me about the pornographic novel her son wrote in 5th grade while I was trying to buy a pair of pants. Awwwkward
ya i also greet strangers and i pretty much smile at everyone. actually I'm smiling most of the time.
I hate people who I don't know just thinking they can strike up a conversation unless im drunk or im somewhere where social interaction is necessary. Random people can fuck right off.
I like to say hi to strangers and compliment them, and this guy was wearing an anarchy shirt and I shouted "Anarchy! :D" and he followed me around like he was going to mug me. I got to a public enough place where I could escape, and as I walked by he muttered some vague swear-filled threat. What a prick. I love you OP.
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