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#1  Edited By KaosAngel

To the one or two Muslims, 
 
Happy Ramadan...it's the first time I'm doing it in the summer...and my dad told me earlier he did it once in Saudi Arabia in the sumer when he met my mum, and once in Pakistan growing up.  This would be his third time, but in the States. 
 
Let me say this, not being able to eat makes you look at the clock constantly for the sundown.   
 
My nose can smell all the food from a block away and I am thirsty as anything. 
 
I am hungry but more thirsty...and I can hear my stomach non-stop. 
 
So, my fellow other Muslim...enjoy it, and be thankful for what you have. 
 
No seriously, my mum told me to remember this...and that it would be a long month.  :\

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#2  Edited By Extreme_Popcorn

As a westerner living in Saudi I get to join in with the fun of not eating but I do get to eat once I'm back home which is a couple of hours earlier than the Muslims do. 
 
But have a happy Ramadan none the less

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#3  Edited By thehexeditor

Hah, I've been living a Ramadan-ish diet for the past month.
 
Makes you appreciate food *salivate*

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#4  Edited By zeforgotten

Indeed, Happy Ramadan to the muslims.  
It somehow always amazes me that some people can actually go that long without eating food. 
If it was me, once the sun went down I would eat like a crazy person.

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#5  Edited By Video_Game_King

Why are people saying "happy" Ramadan? I understand that they want you to enjoy the holiday, but I find it weird that you can enjoy fasting. Don't get me wrong, I understand what it's about (it's a sign of religious commitment, right?), but adding "happy" to it just seems off. That'd be like wishing a Catholic to have a happy Lent.

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#6  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
@KaosAngel said:
"Let me say this, not being able to eat makes you look at the clock constantly for the sundown.    My nose can smell all the food from a block away and I am thirsty as anything.  I am hungry but more thirsty...and I can hear my stomach non-stop.  "

It sounds like you might be turning into a Muslim vampire. 
 
In my opinion that's the most dangerous brand of vampire.
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#7  Edited By super_machine

Major props to you guys. I dont know how you can go a whole day (daylight hours) without drinking water in the summer. Good luck drying out, and enjoy the feast. :)

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#8  Edited By Nasar7

I'm not Muslim but I've been fasting for Ramadan for a couple years now. Let's not forget those who do not simply choose not to eat but haven't the means to.

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#9  Edited By zeforgotten
@Video_Game_King said:
" Why are people saying "happy" Ramadan? I understand that they want you to enjoy the holiday, but I find it weird that you can enjoy fasting. Don't get me wrong, I understand what it's about (it's a sign of religious commitment, right?), but adding "happy" to it just seems off. That'd be like wishing a Catholic to have a happy Lent. "
I've usually gotten a "thanks" for saying it to my friends who are muslims, they don't seem to mind it. 
But I gotta agree it sounds weird, but I think I would freak them out more if I went up to them and just said "RAMADAN!" and went on my merry way
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#10  Edited By Video_Game_King
@ZeForgotten said:
" @Video_Game_King said:
" Why are people saying "happy" Ramadan? I understand that they want you to enjoy the holiday, but I find it weird that you can enjoy fasting. Don't get me wrong, I understand what it's about (it's a sign of religious commitment, right?), but adding "happy" to it just seems off. That'd be like wishing a Catholic to have a happy Lent. "
I've usually gotten a "thanks" for saying it to my friends who are muslims, they don't seem to mind it. But I gotta agree it sounds weird, but I think I would freak them out more if I went up to them and just said "RAMADAN!" and went on my merry way "
You've given me an idea to try out this holiday season.
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#11  Edited By HypoXenophobia
@KaosAngel: 
As a non-muslim, I decided to observe Ramadan to see what it was like. My arabic friend said that the first day is the hardest, and that liquids will be the hardest thing to lose. Man, I was not expecting it. The whole time at work, I just stared at the water cooler with lust. I would like to continue for the rest of the month, but this summer heat is not helping at all. 45 minutes till I break fast. Good luck!
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#12  Edited By zeforgotten
@Video_Game_King said:
" @ZeForgotten said:
" @Video_Game_King said:
" Why are people saying "happy" Ramadan? I understand that they want you to enjoy the holiday, but I find it weird that you can enjoy fasting. Don't get me wrong, I understand what it's about (it's a sign of religious commitment, right?), but adding "happy" to it just seems off. That'd be like wishing a Catholic to have a happy Lent. "
I've usually gotten a "thanks" for saying it to my friends who are muslims, they don't seem to mind it. But I gotta agree it sounds weird, but I think I would freak them out more if I went up to them and just said "RAMADAN!" and went on my merry way "
You've given me an idea to try out this holiday season. "
If you are thinking about going around screaming "CHRISTMAS" or "HOLIDAY!" then I'll do it around here too.  
Maybe you could hear it up there alone on the moon.
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#13  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
@HypoXenophobia said:
"Man, I was not expecting it. The whole time at work, I just stared at the water cooler with lust. "


Don't worry, you're allowed to indulge after sundown.  
 
So, at dusk you can have sex with the water cooler.
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#14  Edited By CaptainCody

 
Happy Radaman.

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#15  Edited By Video_Game_King
@ZeForgotten: 
 
A.) There are other people up here.
B.) I'm not doing it up here, since our holiday season was a few months ago. I'm planning on doing it on YOUR planet. I'll just walk up to some random person, guess their religion, and yell the corresponding holiday. "HANUKKAH!" *runs to another person* "SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!"
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#16  Edited By ZackBoy

Happy sociopath day to me!

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#17  Edited By HandsomeDead

So how many virgins is it you get after this?

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#18  Edited By zeforgotten
@Video_Game_King: You've made it even better. 
I will walk around and be doing that here. I just need my buddy with me so he can film it with his camera. 
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#19  Edited By Video_Game_King
@ZeForgotten: 
 
Methinks a meme is in the midst.
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#20  Edited By Osaladin

Ramadan Mubarak! 
 
I fasted my first complete Ramadan when I was 11, so it's pretty easy for me now. (I'm 25) Worst thing about summer Ramadan is the long daylight hours, extreme heat (Florida), and I'm right in the middle of finals, so no brain food. Otherwise, hope everyone has a great Ramadan that believes in it, and for those who are curious, I applaud your open-mindedness. 

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#21  Edited By zeforgotten
@Video_Game_King: That's the idea, or else I wouldn't write it like that =D 
Wait.. You were talking about my selection of words right? I did my best trying to become a meme
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#22  Edited By kashif1
@HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
none.
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#23  Edited By Video_Game_King
@ZeForgotten: 
 
No, I'm saying that yelling a holiday at somebody is the meme.
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#24  Edited By FunExplosions

I finally forced myself to go shopping today. I was feeling a similar lust for food. Mine was more just because of my procrastination, though...

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Ramadan Kareem 
 
I don't remember which was the first Ramadan I completed fully, but I know last year I did not do well. I'll be struggling through this next month, isa, even if i have 30+ degree weather and humidity that could suffocate you :P I have another hour before I'm done my first day and I have a super bad headache. But it only gets easier from here. And I certainly applaud those who are giving the fast a try despite not being Muslim. Kudos. 
 
Peace

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#26  Edited By HandsomeDead
@kashif1 said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
none. "
So what do you get out of it besides a slimmer waist for the Fall/Winter fashions?
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#27  Edited By Jeffsekai

Why are you guys saying "to the Muslims" when its Christmas time no one says "to the Christians" 
 
fucking racists

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#28  Edited By super_machine

My question is, how do people react to Ramadan when they are in a dire situation? For instance the flood victims in Pakistan. Should they continue to fast even though their lives may be in danger, or is there a part in the Quran that allows an exception to basic survival? 

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#29  Edited By ch3burashka
Happy Radaman. 
  
  
 Dude flipped the video for some reason...
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#30  Edited By Osaladin
@HandsomeDead said:

" @kashif1 said:

" @HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
none. "
So what do you get out of it besides a slimmer waist for the Fall/Winter fashions? "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan
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@HandsomeDead said:
" @kashif1 said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
none. "
So what do you get out of it besides a slimmer waist for the Fall/Winter fashions? "
Actually most people gain weight during the month. 
 
@super_machine said:
" My question is, how do people react to Ramadan when they are in a dire situation? For instance the flood victims in Pakistan. Should they continue to fast even though their lives may be in danger, or is there a part in the Quran that allows an exception to basic survival?  "
And yes there are exceptions. the religion isn't crazy and wouldn't force you to do it. You are exempt if you are sick, or need food (medication, etc.) The rules are pretty lenient, your are just expected to make up the days some other time.
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#32  Edited By GIVEMEREPLAY

Do hypoglycemic Muslims get a pass? I can't go more than 2 hours without food without getting headaches and getting angry. 

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#33  Edited By Osaladin
@super_machine said:
" My question is, how do people react to Ramadan when they are in a dire situation? For instance the flood victims in Pakistan. Should they continue to fast even though their lives may be in danger, or is there a part in the Quran that allows an exception to basic survival?  "
There are many circumstances in which a Muslim is not required to fast in the month of Ramadan. For example, If one is traveling, long day in the airport, you don't have to fast. If you are sick or unhealthy, you don't have to fast. If some calamity has befallen you, you don't have to fast.  
  
So for the victims of the flood in Pakistan, they do not have to fast, but they will get a greater reward if they do, because it is seen as an extra burden for them. 
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#34  Edited By HypoXenophobia
@super_machine: 
Yes, there's exceptions in the Koran. But you can do other things, like donate to the needy and hungry. Equally, if you mess up, you can make it up at the end of the month.
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#35  Edited By super_machine
@Osaladin:  Thanks for the clarification. :) 
 
One thing I love about the internet is it can be a wonderful place to share understanding about different cultures. Trolls be damned!
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#36  Edited By Osaladin
@super_machine: My pleasure. ;D
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#37  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
@Osaladin said:
"Ramadan Mubarak! "


That sounds really ominous. 
 
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#38  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin


 
 
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#39  Edited By Osaladin
@BiffMcBlumpkin: Lol, I love it. Mubarak pretty much means "blessed'. So in essence, " have a Blessed month of Ramadan."  
 
Others like to say, "Ramadan Kareem" which almost translates into "have a Generous month of Ramadan."
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#40  Edited By ClaritySam

When I saw the name of this thread i thought "uh-oh", then when I read it everyones being nice and I even learnt something.  Perhaps there's hope for the interweb yet :-)  Back on topic, I have a muslim friend who claims to have special dispensation from Allah to drink rum during Ramadan.  I think he's kidding.

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#41  Edited By MarkWahlberg
@ZeForgotten said:
" @Video_Game_King said:
" @ZeForgotten said:
" @Video_Game_King said:
" Why are people saying "happy" Ramadan? I understand that they want you to enjoy the holiday, but I find it weird that you can enjoy fasting. Don't get me wrong, I understand what it's about (it's a sign of religious commitment, right?), but adding "happy" to it just seems off. That'd be like wishing a Catholic to have a happy Lent. "
I've usually gotten a "thanks" for saying it to my friends who are muslims, they don't seem to mind it. But I gotta agree it sounds weird, but I think I would freak them out more if I went up to them and just said "RAMADAN!" and went on my merry way "
You've given me an idea to try out this holiday season. "
If you are thinking about going around screaming "CHRISTMAS" or "HOLIDAY!" then I'll do it around here too.  Maybe you could hear it up there alone on the moon. "
I like to say 'Happy Yom Kippur!' to my Jewish friends.  
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#42  Edited By jeffgoldblum
@HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
Dick.
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#43  Edited By Video_Game_King
@MarkWahlberg: 
 
Again, that's probably not a holiday that you're happy about. The responses will range from, "Eh, I guess", to, "Fuck! I forgot to atone for all the shit I did last year!" Again, just yell YOM KIPPUR at them.
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#44  Edited By Bionicicide

Yeah... this tradition confuses your metabolism.

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#45  Edited By Vinny_Says
@arab_prince: what If I don't feel like it? Can I just eat if I want to?
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#46  Edited By HandsomeDead
@JeffGoldblum said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
Dick. "
I thought you got stoned to death for that sort of behavior?
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@blacklabeldomm said:
" @arab_prince: what If I don't feel like it? Can I just eat if I want to? "
No, that defeats the purpose lol. 
 
@HandsomeDead said:
" @JeffGoldblum said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
Dick. "
I thought you got stoned to death for that sort of behavior? "
really?
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#48  Edited By HandsomeDead
@arab_prince said:
"@HandsomeDead said:
" @JeffGoldblum said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" So how many virgins is it you get after this? "
Dick. "
I thought you got stoned to death for that sort of behavior? "
really? "
Well, the law in Afghanistan is to be pushed off a cliff, be crushed by a wall or burned at the stake, but let's not split hairs.
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#49  Edited By MarkWahlberg
@Video_Game_King: Yeah, I know, It was... it's supposed to be funny. Cuz it's not a happy holiday. Like, I'm messing with them, giving them a hard time.  You know. Being a dick. Humorously.
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#50  Edited By Matfei90
@Osaladin said:
"So for the victims of the flood in Pakistan, they do not have to fast, but they will get a greater reward if they do, because it is seen as an extra burden for them.  "
Reward?