Hardcore Dave says...

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#1  Edited By alistercat

This evening I opened up photoshop, started doing my daily design thing. Had a couple of T-Shirt ideas and was thinking about Giant Bomb when Hardcore Dave popped up in my browser (not of his own accord, of course). This was probably spurred on by the conversation Dave and Garry had on Thursday Night Tested, and the young_snide twitter account, and I thought it might be fun to put in things that Dave has said, either direct quotes or paraphrasing. So, people of Giant Bomb, what are some funny/stupid things Dave has said?

Want to make your own?

It's easy. Vager made a script where you can just type out whatever text you want, and MisterChief has made an easy to use form. Head on over to http://hardcoredave.com/, type what you want Dave to say and hit generate.

Whiskey Media will print a T-Shirt with the best 'Hardcore Dave says' quote, so what are you waiting for!? Details: https://twitter.com/#!/whiskeymedia/status/109016934099591169

If you need inspiration: http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=userinfo&user=8493

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#2  Edited By kingzetta

new meme 
*thumbs up*

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#3  Edited By mnzy

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

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#4  Edited By swamplord666

i approve of this meme

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#5  Edited By mikemcn

The last one kills me on the inside.

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#6  Edited By Dany

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

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#7  Edited By CashBailey

Whatever Hardcore Dave says, I listen.

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#8  Edited By TheGreatGuero

KOTOR is the death of the RPG? Screw that guy! I hope he gets glaucoma!

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#9  Edited By alistercat

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

I might have to do that one quick. Garry nearly wet himself when he heard that.

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#10  Edited By EquitasInvictus

So Hardcore Dave and Young Snide are synonymous now?

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#11  Edited By alistercat

@EquitasInvictus: Well, he was young when the picture was taken. Just imagine that stern face sitting behind the keyboard typing those things.

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#12  Edited By mikemcn

@TheGreatGuero said:

KOTOR is the death of the RPG? Screw that guy! I hope he gets glaucoma!

Its terrible, i know, but lets not get hasty. I didn't know Dave was one of them.

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#13  Edited By JammyJesus

It is Young Dave, not Hardcore Dave.

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#14  Edited By Ub3rSlug

These are fantastic! If the right quote comes out, I'll have it the background on my computer.

Keep it up the great work, AlisterCat!

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#15  Edited By alistercat

@JammyJesus said:

It is Young Dave, not Hardcore Dave.

Dave was young when he was hardcore, and hardcore when he was young. They are one and the same. I think they talked about this on the live stream.

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#16  Edited By alistercat

@Dany said:

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

Added that one to the bottom of my post, check it out.

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#17  Edited By deathstriker666
@AlisterCat said:

@Dany said:

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

Added that one to the bottom of my post, check it out.

Fucking love it. The colors and the qoute
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#18  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Oh, that Dungeon Siege quote still gets me, definitely the best one of the lot.

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#19  Edited By alistercat

@Gamer_152: young dave had a lot of wild opinions, but that one is pretty forceful. The KOTOR stuff is more controversial, but I see his point. Also, he still believes them.

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#20  Edited By vager

I coded a little something where peeps can make their own images easily.

Just go here: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text= then type what ever you want at the end of the url and press enter. Example: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text="I'mma be a Super Star!"

If you want to right click save as, make sure the extension is .png not .php.

Throwing the url in an image tag works too:

Unfortunately, I haven't gotten the handle on centering the word wrapping, so it'll look weird if the text is longer then one line.

Edit: Fixed centering issue.

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#21  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

Edit: Forgot to say I love your posters.

@Vager:

It works!

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I feel like I'm abusing the power that was given to me, probably should have listened to uncle Ben...

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#22  Edited By Hoffafiles

Love this

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#23  Edited By recroulette

God I love your posters.

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#24  Edited By Skullo

OH MY GOD. I APPROVE OF THIS WHOLE HEARTLY.
 
YAY!

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#25  Edited By Tsoglani

I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...

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#26  Edited By ajamafalous

Man, that fucking drawing is great.

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#27  Edited By Mento  Online

Rest of thread is for people abusing this wonderful artwork. I feel like I'm spraypainting over the Mona Lisa.

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#28  Edited By Mars_Cleric

greatest thread ever, today

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#29  Edited By MezZa

These are amazing

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#30  Edited By PillClinton

I'd buy all those shirts.

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#31  Edited By Subjugation

I expect great things from this thread.

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Actual quote from HERE

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#34  Edited By vager

Fixed the centering problem!

God, that was the most math I've ever put into a script...

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#35  Edited By Vexxan

Put them on posters and I'd fucking decorate my room with those.

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#36  Edited By mnzy
@Tsoglani said:
I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...
Well, direct quote...
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#37  Edited By artofwar420

This is amazing.

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#38  Edited By Dingofighter

Motivational poster:

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#40  Edited By Fei

 
Source: http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=userinfo&user=8493&history=580

    
   
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#41  Edited By alistercat

@Tsoglani said:

I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...

That was a quote Dave posted on a forum like 10+ years ago (I said ten, it's more like 6 or 7). It was copy pasted but from this thread not the direct source.

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#43  Edited By Yanngc33

Put that on a t-shirt and I'll buy it

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#44  Edited By ShadowVirus
@EquitasInvictus said:

So Hardcore Dave and Young Snide are synonymous now?

Sounds like a good idea for a website. 
 
www.davedavedave.cu.cc/ perhaps? 
 
(I'm not as hardcore as Dave to spend money on a .com domain)
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#45  Edited By alistercat

@ShadowVirus: I'd say the middle one is hobo dave or fisherman dave.

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#47  Edited By ShadowVirus
@AlisterCat: Yeah, finding good pictures of Dave is hard.
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#48  Edited By KillyDarko
@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon siege, but a true gamer would never like dungeon siege

True, that.
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#49  Edited By Atlas

"I knew a guy who was a Banana Man"

- From the Rocket Riot Quick Look

"Oh god..."

- From every quick look in which he is playing

"I'm ready to dance!"

- From the Just Dance quick look

"I'm sitting here in my automobile, and I have Cool Baby with me!"

- From the Whiskey Media Happy Hour when Dave plays GT5 while sitting in/on a BMW

"That's a rift in your soul."

- From the Mount&Blade: Warband quick look

"Fish don't have hands, but they can still swim."

- From Episode One of Star Trek Online: Set Phasers to Fun

GET TO IT!

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#50  Edited By alistercat

@Atlas: Read the first post, you can make them yourself