Have you kissed a girl before? What is it like?

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#1  Edited By mystiqualdreams

One of my friends (a girl) I think is really into me but I'm kind of nervous. Any hints or advice? How do you even start kissing a girl?

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#2  Edited By benjaebe

Skip the kissing, just touch her shoulder.

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#3  Edited By mystiqualdreams

Skip the kissing? Umm... do you have a girlfriend, bro?

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#4  Edited By HandsomeDead

It's kind of moist and gives you cooties if your tongues touch. It's not worth it.

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#5  Edited By yetiantics

Trouble with girls? look, all you have to do is extend your arms and say "HUUUGGG!!!" and you're good to go.

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#6  Edited By Gabriel

It's okay to be nervous dude. First thing your gonna want to do is practice on your mom while she's sleeping.

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#7  Edited By bassman2112

Be careful with it, dude. It can lead to some terrible things.

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#8  Edited By mehojevich

it is awesome...and lucky for me i am extremely attractive so im bombarded by women. lol jk jk but seriously just be alone...youll know if she wants it...hopefully shell touch your pee pee :)

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#9  Edited By zeforgotten

Kicking her is also good! I dare say that only because my girlfriend isn't home, if she sees this I'm dead.. again

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#10  Edited By Claude

I remember bumping teeth the first few times I kissed a girl. Man was that embarrassing.

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#11  Edited By christ0phe

Give her the shocker

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#12  Edited By npeterson08

Sorry to bear bad news - you're gonna be terrible the first few times. Good news: practice makes perfect. 

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#13  Edited By SSully

Just stick your hand on her crotch and start rubbing.

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#14  Edited By MiasmaFett

hire yourself a hooker man if in doubt call a hooker.

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#15  Edited By mikeeegeee

Fighting the urge to post pessimistically...  
 
I was alone with a lady I'd just started dating in a movie theatre. I asked her if I could kiss her. She said yes. We were awful, but we got better.

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#16  Edited By oatz

It's soft and moist. Like the other dude said, practice on your mom.

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#17  Edited By crusader8463

Never did the kissing thing. We skipped right to handjobs. Which is fine by me.

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#18  Edited By solidejake

I tried getting dating advice on PSN...

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#19  Edited By mystiqualdreams
@SSully said:

Just stick your hand on her crotch and start rubbing.

Lol, that actually got me kind of hot.
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#20  Edited By christ0phe
@mystiqualdreams: And the award for creepiest post ever goes to...
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#21  Edited By rmanthorp  Moderator
@npeterson08 said:
Sorry to bear bad news - you're gonna be terrible the first few times. Good news: practice makes perfect. 

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#22  Edited By mehojevich

im almost ashamed for posting on this now

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#23  Edited By elyk247

Be nice and courteous. That will get you whatever you want. (plus more)

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#24  Edited By jasta

@mystiqualdreams said:

@SSully said:

Just stick your hand on her crotch and start rubbing.

Lol, that actually got me kind of hot.

D=

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#25  Edited By rmanthorp  Moderator
@mehojevich said:

im almost ashamed for posting on this now

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#26  Edited By jimi

Here is what you do; drink a ton of cold beverages and swirl ice around in your mouth until you cant feel your tongue any more. Move in for the kiss and give her the limp freezer.

Girls love that, true story.

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#27  Edited By jacksukeru

Once! It was nice, but it was also sort of a mistake.

There was only passion, no love. You can put that in a more crass way if you care.

Next time, it'll be better I'm sure, and with the right person.

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#29  Edited By AngriGhandi

I was going to come in and make some 40-Year-Old Virgin "bag of sand" joke but now I'm not even sure I want to be here

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#30  Edited By SSully

@mystiqualdreams said:

@SSully said:

Just stick your hand on her crotch and start rubbing.

Lol, that actually got me kind of hot.

And that is why you haven't kissed a girl yet.

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@Gabriel said:

It's okay to be nervous dude. First thing your gonna want to do is practice on your mom while she's sleeping.

Fucking genius. I laughed so goddamn hard xD
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#32  Edited By Cloudenvy

This thread makes me kind of uncomfortable.

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#33  Edited By AlexW00d

Dude screw kissing just put your dick right inside her. No johnny, just right in there, dry and raw. Bitches love it.

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#34  Edited By Kyreo

@Claude said:

I remember bumping teeth the first few times I kissed a girl. Man was that embarrassing.

Man if yer not passionately grinding teeth, yer not getting into it! >:P

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#35  Edited By npeterson08
@christ0phe said:
@mystiqualdreams: And the award for creepiest post ever goes to... 
@mystiqualdreams said:
@SSully said:

Just stick your hand on her crotch and start rubbing.

Lol, that actually got me kind of hot.
 
DING DING DING!
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#36  Edited By UncleClassy

Let her make the first move man. Girls HATE it when guys take charge.

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#37  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

It's a troll, move along.

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#38  Edited By Kyreo

But to be serious, it's warm. You won't be any good first time around, and you shouldn't expect yerself to be. Practice makes perfect, and some girls are into different things and it takes to time to figure out what she likes.

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#39  Edited By IIChristian89II

Just do it man! When your alone just look at her grab her and do it. If she wants it then she will love it. Your the man so be a man! Take that girl!
 
EDIT: but try not to come off as like a rapist or something. Apparently when a girl says no it actually means no...and a short period of time in jail.
 
2nd EDIT: In all honesty dude girls are all different. Just going to have to wait till your alone with her and try.

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#40  Edited By SpartyOn

@UncleClassy said:

Let her make the first move man. Girls HATE it when guys take charge.

Watch the dude actually believes this and it ruins every relationship he'll ever attempt to have, resulting in a complex in which he resorts to asking strangers on a videogame forum for advice....All because of the damage you caused. wait.

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#41  Edited By Claude

@Kyreo said:

@Claude said:

I remember bumping teeth the first few times I kissed a girl. Man was that embarrassing.

Man if yer not passionately grinding teeth, yer not getting into it! >:P

That gives me the shivers. Like fingernails on a chalkboard.

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#42  Edited By IIChristian89II

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2eOGZzRGI&feature

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#43  Edited By Pinworm45

Swallow whenever possible - saliva builds up like a motherfucker. Make her feel like you're into it, state of mind and posture is more important than actual.. lip skill I guess. Gently grab her cheek and softly pull her in, kiss with passion, all that shit.  
 
It's pretty easy.

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#44  Edited By sopranosfan

I hear roofies remove a lot of the stress from the first kiss.

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#45  Edited By Arouga

Oh hey guys! what's going on in this thr........... Fml.

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#46  Edited By drcocktopus

Skip the kissing and head right to standing 69, she will LOVE it

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#47  Edited By Kyreo

@Claude said:

@Kyreo said:

@Claude said:

I remember bumping teeth the first few times I kissed a girl. Man was that embarrassing.

Man if yer not passionately grinding teeth, yer not getting into it! >:P

That gives me the shivers. Like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Yeah it's not a fun feeling, I will admit. :/

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#48  Edited By luchadeer797

@npeterson08: damn... you beat me to it with the picture.

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#49  Edited By landon
@sopranosfan said:
I hear roofies remove a lot of the stress from the first kiss.
So does a blow to the head.
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#50  Edited By mystiqualdreams
@sopranosfan said:
I hear roofies remove a lot of the stress from the first kiss.
lOL, i actually know what those are! Lol.