Help me decide on a custom image for my credit card

Being the unique snowflake that I am, I'd say Capital One's custom credit card images are the perfect way to tell every cashier "IM A NERD AND I ENJOY RECKLESS SPENDING" in the most efficient way possible. But I'm not exactly sure what image I should use. My original idea was to use a picture of a fat can of "The Pickles" from Deadly Premonition, but all the images I find are extremely low resolution (which makes sense, considering they were extremely low resolution even in the game itself).

I'm not exactly an art person, and don't have any art friends, so I'd be willing to pay someone to draw me a hi res copy of some deadly pickles, but I was wondering what you guys thought. Should I stick with the pickles? Should I get another Endurance Run reference instead, like Funky Student? Or perhaps some other obscure inside joke? Before you suggest something, here's a list of Capital One's guidelines for custom images. The short version is, it can't contain anything that is obviously copyrighted by someone else (although something sufficiently obscure might squeak by), it can't be something stolen (if you had an image in mind, I'd need the owners permission to use it), and it should be work safe. Also, the image should probably be wider than it is tall. You know, rectangles and all.

Here's an image of the card with a solid black background as a reference, if that helps. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

Here's the closest thing I've got. I may still have the Illustrator file somewhere - I'll have a look to see if I can find it. If I can, you're welcome to use it!

EDIT: Obviously I'm only talking about the pickle graphic. I'm not suggesting you put an entire picture of a bogus Deadly Premonition t-shirt on your card.

EDIT 2: And I wouldn't worry too much about the copyright issues here. From what I can tell if you sent SWERY a picture of you holding up your picklified credit card, he'd really dig it.

MUFASA

When in doubt, go hadoken

Here you go:

Hey I didn't read any of your post but going off the title it should probably be dicks, like several large, erect dicks. And dollar signs.

Hey, I found it. And I even fixed up the bottom of the can, which I've always wanted to do since I made it!

@SoldierG654342: FUCK YOU! I was totally just thinking about this book the other day. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! GET OUT! GET!

Seriously, I've gotta find where I've stashed all my Fighting Fantasy books. I should fucking marathon the whole series.

P.S. You get a follow and some lime for your awesome post.

Go the full narcissist route and get a glamour shot of yourself put on there.

@Beanpants: Ha! That'd be perfect for some other credit card shenanigans I was thinking of. I'd add an additional user to my account with the name "Douchebag Fakename", make that the background, write "VOID DO NOT HONOR" all over the back in the signature field, and see how many purchases I can make with it.

@buzz_clik: Oh wow, that's perfect. Thank you! I should have known someone on Giantbomb probably had something whipped up already.

I giant dick? Alway classy.

@The_Laughing_Man said:

This, it is perfect! But it's also copyrighted, so that might not work

Seems appropriate based on your Avatar.

@HotelDon: Well, it's ready to rock whenever you are. What kinda specs you need it at?

Aw, I was gonna suggest this:

But a can of The Pickles is good too.

Credit to Beanpants in the staff photo edit thread. Why wouldn't you want this to be your credit card?

Black field with Brad photobombing from behind the CC logo?

@crusader8463: That set of planets would make a fucking sick credit card image.

@Ketchupp said:

never shall a better caption be written

@buzz_clik: I'm not exactly sure, the website says the image needs to be a minimum of 840x840 to upload into their system, but when you do that you end up with a picture that is the perfect width but almost twice as tall as it needs to be.

[edit] Hmm, I was fiddling around with the image preview on their website, using the example you posted originally, and it seems like it'd be the perfect size if it was about 1.5x to 2x bigger.

@louiedog said:

Credit to Beanpants in the staff photo edit thread. Why wouldn't you want this to be your credit card?

Now I gotta go apply for a credit card...

A cleverly disguised penis.

@huntad said:

@louiedog said:

Credit to Beanpants in the staff photo edit thread. Why wouldn't you want this to be your credit card?

Now I gotta go apply for a credit card...

I have the same urge.

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