Holy shit,i got a job at EA!!!!!

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#1  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

 
So 2 days ago,i was at a job interview at EA's.At this day,i got a mail from EA saying they were interested in having me on their team. 
 
So,i guess i have a job at EA.I got a job as a editor.This is sweet news and i hope i'll be happy rest of the week,living on your jealousy. 
 
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

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#2  Edited By FluxWaveZ

What's an editor?

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#3  Edited By scarace360

Hold on an editor?

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#4  Edited By Yummylee

Do you get a customary mop or do you have to buy your own?

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#5  Edited By pectoral

And boy, here I was thinking being able to use the space bar after punctuations was a basic requirement of any job. Guess I was wrong.

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#7  Edited By BraveToaster

Lmao @ jealousy.

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#8  Edited By SquadBroken
@pectoral said:
" And boy, I thought being able to use the space bar after punctuations was a basic requirement of any job. Guess I was wrong. "
lolz, TC got owned!
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#9  Edited By Dany

Doesn't that mean you are restricted from posting on gaming forums? Anyway congrats and what does EA need an editor for, for their own sites stories?

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#10  Edited By JJWeatherman

An editor of what?

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#11  Edited By Dirty_Harry

Good luck duder!

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#12  Edited By kmdrkul
@OutOfBounds9000:  You would think an editor of all people would know a thing or two about grammar, etc.
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#13  Edited By Hot_Karl
@pectoral said:
" And boy, here I was thinking being able to use the space bar after punctuations was a basic requirement of any job. Guess I was wrong. "
Oh man, that made me laugh so hard, you have no idea. 
 
In other news, congrats OP, but what exactly is your job function?
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#14  Edited By FluxWaveZ
@Dany said:
" Doesn't that mean you are restricted from posting on gaming forums? "
What?  NeoGAF is swarming with people in game development.
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#15  Edited By blazerx9x
@OutOfBounds9000 said:
"  So 2 days ago,i was at a job interview at EA's.At this day,i got a mail from EA saying they were interested in having me on their team.  So,i guess i have a job at EA.I got a job as a editor.This is sweet news and i hope i'll be happy rest of the week,living on your jealousy.  THIS IS NOT A JOKE! "
what`s an "editor"?
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#16  Edited By MrKlorox
@JJWeatherman said:
" An editor of what? "
correction: "a editor" according to the OP
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#17  Edited By Leviticus128
@kmdrkul: 
you're mocking him and you put a comma between 'grammar' and 'etc.' 
hahaha it's funny because it's so pathetic.
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#18  Edited By queenulhu

Good job... hope you won't miss your SOUL

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#19  Edited By BraveToaster

$15,000 a year?

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#20  Edited By Yummylee
@MrKlorox said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" An editor of what? "
correction: "a editor" according to the OP "
I har har'd hard.
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#21  Edited By Leviticus128
@MrKlorox: he also 'got a mail'
maybye he means got a male, that would make more sense
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#22  Edited By Ryax

does this mean we wont have to see you anymore?

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#23  Edited By Colin

I think this is a joke.   Your caps lock doesn't fool me.
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#24  Edited By OmegaPirate

So you just record your forum posts by Dictaphone and get your 5 year old kid to type them up for you right? I mean, an editor of anything - be it a game or website or magazine needs to at least be literate? 
 
right??!?!

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#25  Edited By PhatSeeJay
@Dany:  You're only restricted from discussing any of the ongoing projects unless it's with guide lines from a PR person.
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@OutOfBounds9000 said:
"  So 2 days ago,i was at a job interview at EA's.At this day,i got a mail from EA saying they were interested in having me on their team.  So,i guess i have a job at EA.I got a job as a Janitor.This is sweet news and i hope i'll be happy rest of the week,living on your jealousy.  THIS IS NOT A JOKE! "
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#27  Edited By Leviticus128
@Bucketdeth: 
I love the internet :)
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#28  Edited By Fallen189

Sure is jealous here

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#29  Edited By bed

oh no 

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#30  Edited By Yummylee
@OmegaPirate said:
" So you just record your forum posts by Dictaphone and get your 5 year old kid to type them up for you right? I mean, an editor of anything - be it a game or website or magazine needs to at least be literate?  right??!?! "
Unless you're a editor for 4chan, I imagine O.o
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#31  Edited By CaptainObvious

What do you mean by 'EA'? 
 
Enigmatic Alcoholics?

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#32  Edited By one_2nd

A editor? Really?

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#33  Edited By markini6

Pics or didn't happen.

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Guys I just got a job at Activision I am VP of lopping Infinity Ward employees' dicks off. 
 
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

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#35  Edited By Genjai

:^( /sigh 
 
you brought this on yourself.

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#36  Edited By Jazz

Perhaps his enthusiasm got the better of him. 
However, it would explain a lot about EA if they had hired him.

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#37  Edited By ObsideonDarman

Congratulations Duder!

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#38  Edited By Milkman

An editor of what? I hope it's not any kind of words because they would be in trouble...

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#39  Edited By OutOfBounds9000
@Axxol said:
" $15,000 a year? "
Yep.Starting tomorrow,cant wait!!!!!
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#40  Edited By JoeyIA
@leviticus128 said:
" @kmdrkul:  You're mocking him and you put a comma between 'grammar' and 'etc.'  hahaha it's funny because it's so pathetic. "
fixed ;)
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#41  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Stop making fun of him, THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
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#42  Edited By Oldirtybearon

Congratulations OP, good on you.

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#43  Edited By OutOfBounds9000
@JJWeatherman said:

" An editor of what? "

Model and Character editor. 
 
EDIT:That is that i decide how the characters look and move,and i edit the models.
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#44  Edited By MeierTheRed
@OutOfBounds9000 said:
"  So 2 days ago,i was at a job interview at Area 51.At this day,i got a mail from Area 51 saying they were interested in having me on their team.  So,i guess i have a job at Area 51.I got a job as a Extraterrestrial Spacecraft Engineer and Chief Prober. This is sweet news and i hope i'll be happy rest of the week,living on your jealousy.  THIS IS A JOKE! "
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#45  Edited By pectoral
@OutOfBounds9000 said:
" @Axxol said:
" $15,000 a year? "
Yep.Starting tomorrow,cant wait!!!!! "
Starting work on a Saturday, with $15,000 a year as an "editor"? 
 
Maybe finish grade school first, buddy.
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#46  Edited By buzz_killington

Wait, like a literary editor? At EA?

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#47  Edited By OutOfBounds9000
@Dany said:
" Doesn't that mean you are restricted from posting on gaming forums? Anyway congrats and what does EA need an editor for, for their own sites stories? "
Hahaha,no i can post on forums.And im not really understanding your point with site stories thing..?
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#48  Edited By OmegaPirate

Guess 2011 is gonna be a real bad year for EA! 
Please just promise not to touch dead space 2

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#49  Edited By OutOfBounds9000
@Ryax said:
" does this mean we wont have to see you anymore? "
I will still be hangin around the forums time to time,but not as often.
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#50  Edited By Terry_Bogard

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