How do you combat a 'cock-blocker'?

I've been on both sides of cock blocking....it sucks when you get cock blocked but its funny when you cock block someone else.

she has a facebook. talk to her through that.

every girl has a facebook. its like a law these days.

A swift kick in the pants works every time.

@Moreau_MD:

Don't bring this person with you, or hang around this person, when you think there's a good change you might get laid. Also, you can talk to this girl when this guy isn't around and explain the situation (making yourself sound really good in the process).

@thehexeditor said:

Get someone to give her a nasty letter "written" by your friend. Make sure this person won't say, "X told me to give this fake letter to you" otherwise it may backfire.

This couldn't possibly backfire. Best course of action by far, OP.

LOL Foreigners...

Fuck him.

@Dagbiker said:

Bros before Hos.

Pretty much this. Its beyond me why you would want to fuck your friend over for a girl you've met only once or twice at parties.

@Moreau_MD:

I skimmed over the other comments on this thread and found them lacking. It sounds less like your friend is "cock-blocking" you, and more like you and your friend share an interest in the same woman. Either your friend is willing to allow you to go for the prospective relationship with this girl, or he is not; if he is not, then you must decide between her or him. If he hasn't made his interest known to her, then you can hardly be blamed for doing so.

It may be prudent to mention the absurdity of your friend's position: if someone other than yourself had pursued a relationship with this girl, he would likely have no quarrel with it, but it is odd that he should begrudge you the very same course of action because of your friendship.

Find out where she works, put a clamp on the fuel line of her car and wait until she gets off work. When her car fail to start, stroll by as if you're just on your way to Wednesday Bible Fellowship or some shit and offer to give her a hand. Remove the clamp and start the car like a hero. Offer her coffee and make her http://5secondfilms.com/watch/THE_ONE

Tell him to fuck off. Seriously, that way he'll know you're serious and should act appropriately once he realises he's been a twat. If that doesn't work then don't hang out with him anymore.

Beat him at video games?

kick your friend in the dick and ask him for her number.

Fake your own death.

Threesome.

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I find it hard to believe that he could block off every possible avenue of approach. Cell phone, talk to her and set something up online, hell, send a goddamn old-school letter if you really can't think of anything else. Sounds like you need to be more proactive.

He blocks your cock huh... what if you had no cock?? THEREIN LIES THE SOLUTION! Cut it off, then he will not be able to block you any longer!

@Rattle618 said:

Oh man, Im so disappointed. I was sure this was a thread related to the Self-Defense training camp QL.

Exactly what I was thinking. Such a trap.

I hope you found the solution you were looking for, somewhere in this horrific mash of replies. I doubt it, but you never know.

The goofy atmosphere here is hardly constructive when trying to deal with such problems, and as a result we discourage relationship advice threads on principle. That's why this thread is being locked.