How do you eat a chocolate bar?
you're talking about something like a Hershey's bar where it is segmented I assume. on occasions that i eat a candy bar, I tend to eat things like Snickers and Milky Way that are just a plain old bar. Those I cut into portions with a knife and eat with a fork (i am not a savage, dammit). I can't remember the last time i ate a chocolate bar that came pre-segmented. sorry, can't vote here, i guess.
you're talking about something like a Hershey's bar where it is segmented I assume. on occasions that i eat a candy bar, I tend to eat things like Snickers and Milky Way that are just a plain old bar. Those I cut into portions with a knife and eat with a fork (i am not a savage, dammit).
No, but you are insane.
you're talking about something like a Hershey's bar where it is segmented I assume. on occasions that i eat a candy bar, I tend to eat things like Snickers and Milky Way that are just a plain old bar. Those I cut into portions with a knife and eat with a fork (i am not a savage, dammit).
No, but you are insane.
i must admit... i can't sue you for slander.
1) Detach jaw like cobra snake
2) Insert full bar into throat
3) Swallow
EDIT: Someone mentioned Snickers which reminds me of my strategy: freeze Snickers bars, cut them with a knife, have delectable hard nougats. It's awesome.
Someone mentioned Snickers which reminds me of my strategy: freeze Snickers bars, cut them with a knife, have delectable hard nougats. It's awesome.
This is truly the only answer. Also, I'm a monster apparently because when I have a Hershey's I don't give a fuck about how the man wants me to eat my chocolate.
I just bite into it. I'm typically driving down a highway at the time so I don't exactly have a hand available to break off a piece.
I will break off the pre cut pieces if I'm sharing it with someone, but if it's just me eating it, I will disregard the pre cut pieces and eat it like anything else.
What am I, a beast?
Of course I'll rip off individual sections and then eat off pieces of that. Just biting into it regardless of how it is divided is utter madness.
Depends on my mood. Sometimes I just want to shove it in my face as hard and quickly as possible. This doesn't allow for the dainty removal of individual pre-cut segments like I'm some toddler having a fucking tea party. FUCK YOUR LITTLE FINGER. I jam that shit fist first down my throat. Knuckles hitting teeth is collateral damage. Blood enhances flavor.
@canteu said:
I tried some Hersheys the other day. How do you people live with that garbage?
They start feeding it to us as children and don't tell us there're other options. I grew up thinking I just didn't like chocolate bars.
I heat it up, mix it with a 2% glucose and 20% alcohol suspension, before I administer it intravenously through my arm (median cubital) vein.
I eat it in pieces. I'm not really a big chocolate guy so I can only really eat a little bit at a time or the flavor is just too much. Like, say something along the lines of a regular sized Hershey bar or a Toblerone bar, those would take at least 2 or 3 days to eat by myself.
I stick it in and break it off. If I get chocolate I tend to get a large slab not just a shitty bar.
Also I have English chocolate, none of this waxy American horse shit.
I tried some Hersheys the other day. How do you people live with that garbage?
We don't really have a choice. Unless you go to a "candy" store where that's all they do, chances are the only thing you are going to see in US stores is stuff like Hershey, Dove, KitKats, Snickers, crunch bars.... Pretty much everything made by either MARS or Nestle. Not much else.
Whats some good stuff you guys have over there? I'm curious now.
Chocolate is something you put on stuff or coat stuff in. Solid chocolate is disgusting and people who eat it are gross. Yeah i said it.
(Oops voted for the wrong one. I more often do the first one than the second.)
It depends on the chocolate.
I might easily disregard the sections of this chocolate and just eat it however:
But in this case I always clearly break the pieces by the outlines, and eat them as such:
The clearly delineated outlines are pronounced, easily breakable, and provide reasonable dosages of the chocolate. Usually I break off a row at a time and hold it in a different hand as I eat it.
Sometimes a chocolate will have outlines that I use to try to separate the squares, but, because of the structure of the chocolate bar, end up having irregular breakings. It might not break easily and require some strength (which sacrifices precision), or just have weird shapes that are hard to break without disrespecting the outlines.
I'm okay with this though. I'd rather go through a chocolate regularly, you know, to have measured quantities saved for later and stuff - but this doesn't bother me.
@fisk0: That's essentially what I do with Hersey's over here. I'll break off a segment (either a third or a half of the bar) and bit into that, and continue as such. I may eventually end up with one bar, in which case I eat that separately, I suppose. But I can't just break them off one by one; those bars are barely satisfying as a whole, a piece each would just feel like I was wasting my time.
I stuff it in my big stupid face and forgot I even ate it.
I just want to let you know that I was eating when I read that and damn near chocked on it while laughing.
Anyways, I can not stand chocolate or sugar sweets on my teeth, so I don't much like biting, if I can I'll break a piece off and suck on it, if not I'll bite a small chunk off and suck on that.
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